my therapist gave up
@nidoqueef.bsky.social
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They/them
MDNI! +18
They/them
MDNI! +18
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If anybody on here is from the Detroit Metro lmk, there's a real weirdo in our community with THOUSANDS of followers
I think I'm digging this lime green once I actually get used to seeing my body in a swimsuit
February 12, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I think I'm digging this lime green once I actually get used to seeing my body in a swimsuit
Fingers crossed that is is menopause, I thought my intolerance for everybody's bullshit was from the testosterone itself.
February 11, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Fingers crossed that is is menopause, I thought my intolerance for everybody's bullshit was from the testosterone itself.
He has also consumed a canvas part off of a shoe and a good amount of fake leather from a cards against humanity box set, along with chewing up my first set of sleeping Pokemon plushies that I had on my bed at the time. Dude is built like a goat
My dog will chew up an area rug and ask for more, he's gotten into chicken bones and dryer sheets and also been fine but for some reason Old Roy dog food gives him the shits. Make it make sense.
February 11, 2026 at 8:47 AM
He has also consumed a canvas part off of a shoe and a good amount of fake leather from a cards against humanity box set, along with chewing up my first set of sleeping Pokemon plushies that I had on my bed at the time. Dude is built like a goat
My dog will chew up an area rug and ask for more, he's gotten into chicken bones and dryer sheets and also been fine but for some reason Old Roy dog food gives him the shits. Make it make sense.
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 AM
My dog will chew up an area rug and ask for more, he's gotten into chicken bones and dryer sheets and also been fine but for some reason Old Roy dog food gives him the shits. Make it make sense.
There's no reason why the hell my estrogen should be 1200 dollars for a 60 day supply but testosterone is 5 bucks a vial, medical misogyny is so much fun.
February 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
There's no reason why the hell my estrogen should be 1200 dollars for a 60 day supply but testosterone is 5 bucks a vial, medical misogyny is so much fun.
Sometimes life is just reposting my partner's memes he sends me on every platform and going about my day
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Sometimes life is just reposting my partner's memes he sends me on every platform and going about my day
Getting on T has been such a unique experience for my body bc why are my nails actually able to grow now? And why did my hemoglobin drop instead of actually increase? It's been over 6 months!
February 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Getting on T has been such a unique experience for my body bc why are my nails actually able to grow now? And why did my hemoglobin drop instead of actually increase? It's been over 6 months!
Does anybody else like getting banned from their local forums? Because I can mount your wife but idk anybody who can mount your microwave 🥀
February 8, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Does anybody else like getting banned from their local forums? Because I can mount your wife but idk anybody who can mount your microwave 🥀
Reposted by my therapist gave up
I’m so excited to share my farts with you, K Hive. Let’s stink together!
February 7, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I’m so excited to share my farts with you, K Hive. Let’s stink together!
Feeding the outside cats is all fun and games until it's getting to be mating season and they've claimed the side of the house as their Fuck Spot ™️ because the food is here
February 8, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Feeding the outside cats is all fun and games until it's getting to be mating season and they've claimed the side of the house as their Fuck Spot ™️ because the food is here
Bsky really messed up my cover photo lmao
February 8, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Bsky really messed up my cover photo lmao
If anybody on here is from the Detroit Metro lmk, there's a real weirdo in our community with THOUSANDS of followers
February 7, 2026 at 10:49 PM
If anybody on here is from the Detroit Metro lmk, there's a real weirdo in our community with THOUSANDS of followers
One of my coworkers: I'm so traumatized after hearing my kindergartners spamming 67 in the class constantly
Me: sounds like a 6 7 9/11
Me: sounds like a 6 7 9/11
February 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
One of my coworkers: I'm so traumatized after hearing my kindergartners spamming 67 in the class constantly
Me: sounds like a 6 7 9/11
Me: sounds like a 6 7 9/11
I'm not really too upset about a transphobic bag of fuck dying tbh
February 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I'm not really too upset about a transphobic bag of fuck dying tbh
New friend, their name is Neon
January 29, 2026 at 1:51 AM
New friend, their name is Neon
When we are both wondering what the fuck is wrong with you
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
When we are both wondering what the fuck is wrong with you
Reposted by my therapist gave up
shoutout to whomsoever’s disowned their terrible family 🙌
this, and every year, i am thankful for this stock photo family
![Michael Austin: Politics over family - Why do progressives continue to disown their conservative relatives
[photo of a basic-ass white family being visibly disappointed with the dad, who looks like Kevin Nealon]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hlx6oefypliizxxuqf435awt/bafkreia6mnqi54aaiv624ean4jjbvf7xcugv7gstraajaeixugmikhobhy@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
shoutout to whomsoever’s disowned their terrible family 🙌
Did you know you can customize the buttons on your Planned Parenthood protal
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Did you know you can customize the buttons on your Planned Parenthood protal
Reposted by my therapist gave up
literallyyyyyyyyyyyy
soooo..... 👀👀👀👀👀
soooo..... 👀👀👀👀👀
we should feed everybody actually
all the time
there is no reason for anyone to be hungry and/or homeless
all the time
there is no reason for anyone to be hungry and/or homeless
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
literallyyyyyyyyyyyy
soooo..... 👀👀👀👀👀
soooo..... 👀👀👀👀👀
Reposted by my therapist gave up
hot take? a lot of liberals are simply disgusted by queerness. a lot of queer expression is found in porn and kink. they're not going to admit how much the thought of queer sex, identity, or expression bother them but they're happy to be passive fascists and do nothing while porn is attacked.
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
hot take? a lot of liberals are simply disgusted by queerness. a lot of queer expression is found in porn and kink. they're not going to admit how much the thought of queer sex, identity, or expression bother them but they're happy to be passive fascists and do nothing while porn is attacked.
What if instead of Thanksgiving it was Freaksgiving and instead of stuffing turkeys we stuf-
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
What if instead of Thanksgiving it was Freaksgiving and instead of stuffing turkeys we stuf-
That good Kevorkian
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
That good Kevorkian