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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed
@nickynoo007.bsky.social
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Jaffa cakes are not biscuits or edible.
Founder of #TypoThursady and inventor of blockemendations
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · May 7
Is.
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pguythompson.bsky.social
Yes you should; they were very unprofessional.

*Unlike my friend Penny who is very thorough (and discreet)

**so watch it!
December 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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fionamullency.bsky.social
Oh I just found Bloke from Barnsley keeping up the “afternoon tea” tradition on here.
December 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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socialistdawn.bsky.social
I wonder if this is @petersbrooking.bsky.social’s favourite movie, Grease 2 @rachel4742.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social @ailsalaing.bsky.social @hill-hillbill.bsky.social @lillieg.bsky.social @bsky.pickpear.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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socialistdawn.bsky.social
I saw her play at the Bloketopia Music Hall & Abattoir. She was very good. Of course she didn’t survive. @nickynoo007.bsky.social & @colonelescargot.bsky.social stormed the stage.
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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hill-hillbill.bsky.social
Famiiars
a black and white photo of a woman saying `` see what i mean ? not very bright '' .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman saying `` see what i mean ? not very bright '' .
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November 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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rachel4742.bsky.social
Blokemog, @nickynoo007.bsky.social's Familiar has been invoked...and @colonelescargot.bsky.social, her Peculiar has been revoked....
a black cat is wearing a red cape and a rhinestone necklace .
ALT: a black cat is wearing a red cape and a rhinestone necklace .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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socialistdawn.bsky.social
OK which one of you said “no, let’s not go to Australia for the winter” @nickynoo007.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social @rachel4742.bsky.social @ailsalaing.bsky.social @lillieg.bsky.social @bsky.pickpear.com @sirtom.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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socialistdawn.bsky.social
Good morning. People seem frightened of AI but I think it will all be fine, @nickynoo007.bsky.social is the ethics advisor @colonelescargot.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social @rachel4742.bsky.social @hill-hillbill.bsky.social @bsky.pickpear.com @lillieg.bsky.social @ailsalaing.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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feelingantsy.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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socialistdawn.bsky.social
I was just watching a Reform election broadcast @colonelescargot.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social @rachel4742.bsky.social @ailsalaing.bsky.social @hill-hillbill.bsky.social @lillieg.bsky.social @sirtom.bsky.social @bsky.pickpear.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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mayesey.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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colonelescargot.bsky.social
That’s your fault. I hadn’t realised how see through your cozzie was.
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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socialistdawn.bsky.social
I see @nickynoo007.bsky.social & @colonelescargot.bsky.social have started wild swimming
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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socialistdawn.bsky.social
🤣🤣🤣🤣 you’ll have got past @rachel4742.bsky.social without her noticing. If you’d dressed up as bottles of wine, she’d have spotted you.
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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socialistdawn.bsky.social
I saw @nickynoo007.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social & @iammardikins.bsky.social heading out to celebrate
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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socialistdawn.bsky.social
Happy Halloween 🎃 “trick* or treat**
*stabbing
**more stabbing @nickynoo007.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social @rachel4742.bsky.social @ailsalaing.bsky.social @hill-hillbill.bsky.social @lillieg.bsky.social @bsky.pickpear.com @sirtom.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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socialistdawn.bsky.social
@nickynoo007.bsky.social’s new crown. TBH I thought she meant a dental crown, I’ve got boxes of those, v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶s̶ guests left them behind
October 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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socialistdawn.bsky.social
@nickynoo007.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social me with my magic Smarties
September 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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girlgiada.bsky.social
There’s a Sudanese refugee in my niece’s elementary school in Italy. He came 3 years ago. Speaks Italian like a native, has learnt the rude words and all the dads hope he’s the new Balotelli due to the fact he plays football incredibly well. He’s also good at school.

Vaffanculo Nigel Farage.
September 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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socialistdawn.bsky.social
@colonelescargot.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social so this is why @iammardikins.bsky.social has gone quiet
September 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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socialistdawn.bsky.social
@nickynoo007.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social I was thinking about the time we visited @iammardikins.bsky.social in Swedenfordshireland
September 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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andraswf.bsky.social
thanks to privatisation, the only two services we can rely on are the Bang Bus and the Venga Bus
September 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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wildbore101.bsky.social
Cc @wulfhelm.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social heads up
September 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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socialistdawn.bsky.social
Looks impressed, then tells Bloke you’re clever
September 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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mremtee.bsky.social
The media think Farage will be the next UK PM but there’s a good chance of defeating his toxic racism and authoritarianism while he still has just 4 MPs and some flags.

Elections to the Senedd are on 7 May and Farage needs a big win to set him up.

Don’t let it happen.

www.itv.com/news/wales/2...
September 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM