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Nich Hills
@nichhills.bsky.social
Husband, father, Anglican, retired tax and environmental professional.

Ngunnawal, Ngunawal and Ngambri country.
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We have a grilled chicken restaurant here in Denver called Chook. Excellent chicken. They also sell Lamingtons.
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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If you would like to see me live on stage with Andy Zaltzman doing @thebugle.bsky.social, look no further!

The Bugle Live - Brisbane | The Paddo Tavern
Tuesday 2nd December 2025
Doors 6.00pm
Show 7.00pm

🎟️ https://www.standup.com.au/event/andy-zaltzman-the-bugle-live/
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
In 1983, Bob Hawke attempted to move a left-wing party to the right. In 2025, Sussan Ley is attempting to move a right-wing party to the left. Hawke had 3 years of parliamentary experience; Ley has 24 years experience.

Who did it best?
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
New Year's predictions, #1

February 26 2026: Donald Trump pardons the 82nd Airborne Division.
December 1, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Born in 1993? Surely some mistake.
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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I'm skeptical of this revision, quite frankly. I mean, how else do you explain the resemblance?
Early hominin Australopithecus afarensis may not be our human ancestor after all | Natural History Museum
New Australopithecus fossils found in Ethiopia are changing the human family tree.
www.nhm.ac.uk
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Barnaby out.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Satire is dead. Gift link:

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/w...
Putin Defends Witkoff Against Accusations of Pro-Russia Bias
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Nuzzis and Nazis
And Nazis and Nuzzis
My timeline's polluted
Erroneously

Nuzzi is nutso
And Nazis are nutso
As journos, they're not so
good eth-ic-ally.
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Just as long as they don't find any aeons-vanished star-headed roughly cylindrical remains...
The fifth and final drilling campaign of the Beyond EPICA – Oldest Ice project has just begun in Antarctica, at the remote field site of Little Dome C, 3,200 metres above sea level.
An international team of 15 will drill the bedrock beneath the Antarctic ice sheet and take duplicate ice samples.
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This I believe: Potatoes should be grown in Tasmania, not Queensland's far north.
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I wouldn't use a cafe press to cook the inflation dragon.
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 AM
With all the _Wicked_ nonsense going on, I had an image of former UK Defence Secretary Liam Fox singing, 'Defying Werritty'.
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Look, an 80s-style screwball comedy about Thomas Aquinas' brothers kidnapping him to stop him from joining the Dominicans.

Anyone? Anyone?
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The proposed Environmental Protection Agency is a good idea. It takes away interpretation of environmental laws from the Minister to an independent agency.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
If you merged the Glenorchy and Hobart city councils you'd have a council that covered all of Hobart. Apart from Kingston and the whole Eastern Shore, obvs.
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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How good is the HPV vaccine?

For the first time since records began in 1982, there were no cervical cancer cases diagnosed in women under 25 in 2021.
www.health.gov.au/ministers/th...
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Discovered I’d let my covid vax schedule slip, but only after someone alerted me to a new exposure at their house after I’d visited.

Boosted now, but I don’t want to go anywhere crowded for a while now.
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Pulled in to a driveway to do a U turn and realised I don't have to worry about being shot cos I'm in Australia
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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My pottery is REFINED, thank you very much! Just a few of my (inaudible number) tea bowls are rustic! Rusticity is past of the wabisabi aesthetic!
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I wish I could remember who told me that, in diplomatic circles, Witkoff was known as Dim Philby. a) Not too bright; b) Works for the Russians.
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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What search phrase should I use to find images of common floor materials magnified by 100x?
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Good luck!
My @smh @theage cartoon.
November 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM