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hi guys it's me noob!!!
(Expect fully in character posts)
unrelated but did you ever finish your christmas list ?
(they really wanna know so they can atleast try and be nice to the child !)
i should ask dad if i can get more of those sweaters made of cotton . . . it's getting really cold ! like , super cold ! super duper cold !

my fur is helping with that at least , but it's also worsening my itches . . . i dunno what to doooo ! !
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
oh god he's here
December 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
yeah,,, set him free please,,
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
oh god it's released
December 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i gotchu i can get you a gift : )
I NEED TO MAKE A CHRISTMAS WISHLIST RIGHT NOW ! !

i hope santa listens to my wishes for a pet drakobloxxer this year . . . ☺️
December 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
see i don't have to worry about curses like this because
A. I'm not even in this game
and B. I'm not a sentinal
MAY THEY BREAK YOUR KNEECAPS AGAIN, AND YOUR HAMMER MISSES APLENTY

MERRY CHRISTMAS, CUNT
Wait an eternity + 1
December 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
it was a joke :(
I just know I'm gonna hate you already
hi john V0.2 Hotfix /silly
December 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
hi john V0.2 Hotfix /silly
December 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
that's an awful idea

lets do it
December 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
WAIT NO I'M NOT READY I HAVEN'T FINISHED YOUR GAMES YET
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
//at the same time i can't hate mario when he talks like this. i hate nintendo though, they're two seperate entities in my mind
oh yeah! mama mia! mama mia! wahoo! wowie zowie! mama mia!
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
//also to all the sonic fans: from the bottom of my heart i am so sorry about goty and i hope you all feel better it's gonna get better i swear :)
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
// was gonna ask if it would be cool if i could make a seperate account for my sonic oc but now i feel like i'll be taken out back and shot
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
np my friendo !!!!!
still recovering!! ;; but i should be fine in a day or so. thank you for the concern!!
unrelated but are you feeling any better elliot? you said you were sick earlier,,,.
December 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
oh god he's here
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
huh??????????
What do you mean the rapture's happening
December 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
unrelated but are you feeling any better elliot? you said you were sick earlier,,,.
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
good job!!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
nonono take it, i have like alot of them,,,

[ The hedgehog turns around, almost out of breathe, giving a week smile to the robloxian ]

“ I-I appreciate the offer but you can go ahead and keep it. . ”
uhh do you accept like some bloxy cola,,,
(see this interaction works now because pace and shadow are getting added to shattered hopes)
December 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
i second this even though i don't work here
he will NOT come back to this place in ruins
December 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
uhh do you accept like some bloxy cola,,,
(see this interaction works now because pace and shadow are getting added to shattered hopes)


“ I've been hiding from Shadow all day and forgot to eat again. . . ”

December 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
i don't know man i havent actually gone to the pizza place recently,,,,
noob please. please tell me they havent destroyed the place in my absence
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
gulp
just thought about how my coworkers are probably running the pizza place without me and i nearly threw up in my mouth
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i like jackenstein,,, he's cool,,
oh wait this guy is like roughly related to spooky scary skeletons i gotta show this guy to c00lkidd
a pixel art drawing of a bride with a pumpkin face
ALT: a pixel art drawing of a bride with a pumpkin face
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December 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The starter character/ first victim solidarity
December 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM