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𝕀𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕪 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥,
𝕀 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞.
𝕀 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞.
that wendys mozarella stick burger with marinara was the best fast food burger ever made. anyway
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
that wendys mozarella stick burger with marinara was the best fast food burger ever made. anyway
you’re kind of scarey… and greedy… wdym you have two chances as pets,,,
would you believe me if i said i keep another version of chance whos way more doglike in my house as my pet. because thats also a thing
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
you’re kind of scarey… and greedy… wdym you have two chances as pets,,,
Dude what did I miss. What.
i literally put chance in a collar i dont know what you expected at this point
who knew one pizza boy could have so much 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 in him………… 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴za boy…
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Dude what did I miss. What.
who knew one pizza boy could have so much 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 in him………… 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴za boy…
ok so im alone in this. forget i said anything! ^^
What?
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
who knew one pizza boy could have so much 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 in him………… 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴za boy…
What?
ideally thatd happen to both of us oomf
wait what if he tears me open ( like watermelon ) if i win though 🥺
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
What?
that’s true… though mine are naturally above average. for some reason.
i'm the best person to be the judge then!!! i've made many turkeys and fio and i have cooked together before...though its important to note that size doesn't matter, just how it tastes! ^^
i’m really good at making turkey!! this is true!!!
December 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
that’s true… though mine are naturally above average. for some reason.
on your soul mine’ll be bigger
well the more the merrier i suppose
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
on your soul mine’ll be bigger
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i mean what. sorry the wind
December 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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no i mean you are but i want you fried like turkey!!
am i not hot enough already...💔
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
no i mean you are but i want you fried like turkey!!
i’m gonna put you in the stove, elliot… the stove… stove for you…..
either cashier or supplier!! those are the jobs we need the most...everyone's either out on delivery or trying to destroy the kitchen.
i suppose it can’t be helped when most of your coworkers are drooling babies…
i’m gonna walk in there and cashier it up!!! just you wait!!!
i’m gonna walk in there and cashier it up!!! just you wait!!!
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
i’m gonna put you in the stove, elliot… the stove… stove for you…..
also happy birthday bluudude :)
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
also happy birthday bluudude :)
there’s only so many of these fucking heads i can collect before i start losing my mind
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
there’s only so many of these fucking heads i can collect before i start losing my mind
i suppose it can’t be helped when most of your coworkers are drooling babies…
i’m gonna walk in there and cashier it up!!! just you wait!!!
i’m gonna walk in there and cashier it up!!! just you wait!!!
hmph. if you'd want to lend a helping hand, hotshot, i'd sure appreciate it. one guy can only do so much...;;;
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
i suppose it can’t be helped when most of your coworkers are drooling babies…
i’m gonna walk in there and cashier it up!!! just you wait!!!
i’m gonna walk in there and cashier it up!!! just you wait!!!
including you 👆
thats the mentality of all my coworkers yeah
ANYTHING but doing your job well huh
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
including you 👆
ANYTHING but doing your job well huh
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
ANYTHING but doing your job well huh
( hitting a button that plays the spongebob boowomp sfx )
i have just been informed that this joke doesnt work because these are our actual names.
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
( hitting a button that plays the spongebob boowomp sfx )
back in my day, they called me party. party, noob…
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
back in my day, they called me party. party, noob…
for halloween we should’ve been straight. that’s the scariest thing we could’ve done
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
for halloween we should’ve been straight. that’s the scariest thing we could’ve done
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
( pouring a bloxy cola onto them with a mischievous grin. )
[ snoozing . . . mimimi . . . ]
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
( pouring a bloxy cola onto them with a mischievous grin. )
THE BEST PIZZA COMES FROM THE SOURCE
I KEEP TELLING YOU IM NOT ACTUALLY MADE OF PIZZA GET ME OUTTTTTT
We are goina eat you
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
THE BEST PIZZA COMES FROM THE SOURCE
We are goina eat you
DONT EAT ME??? 😨
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
We are goina eat you
cooked elliot… 🤤
maybe these expeditions are a bad idea actually. i feel like the powers gonna flicker at work one day and i'm going to instinctively crawl into the fucking ovens
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
cooked elliot… 🤤