⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝
@th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social
" SHAME THAT ALL THE C00LEST KIDS ARE SO
MISUNDERSTOOD. WE ONLY WANT TO SOCIALIZE
𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐖𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 ! "
Pinned
. . . m'uh . i guess you're right .
but i want to be c00l all the time , y'know ? i'm c00lkidd ! not "c00l-only-during-the-day-kidd !"
[ flopping backward , then rolling around . kidd surely was an interesting robloxian . ]
i miss the chair . can i go back to spinning on the chair ?
but i want to be c00l all the time , y'know ? i'm c00lkidd ! not "c00l-only-during-the-day-kidd !"
[ flopping backward , then rolling around . kidd surely was an interesting robloxian . ]
i miss the chair . can i go back to spinning on the chair ?
night time is boring and quiet so you'll want to go to sleep. your body needs rest so you can store your energy for the daytime.
*drawing back to dodge getting kicked. looking around, how could he tucker her out...? maybe a story?*
that way, you can be c00l during the day!
*drawing back to dodge getting kicked. looking around, how could he tucker her out...? maybe a story?*
that way, you can be c00l during the day!
snnnrk , hehehe . . . !
[ finally gaining his focus back , looking at elliot as he was gently placed down . kicking the air , swaying left and right ! ]
not when i'm awake ! and trust me , i'm /wide/ awake right now !
i want night time to be c00l ! not /boring/ and /quiet/ ! bleh !
[ finally gaining his focus back , looking at elliot as he was gently placed down . kicking the air , swaying left and right ! ]
not when i'm awake ! and trust me , i'm /wide/ awake right now !
i want night time to be c00l ! not /boring/ and /quiet/ ! bleh !
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 AM
. . . m'uh . i guess you're right .
but i want to be c00l all the time , y'know ? i'm c00lkidd ! not "c00l-only-during-the-day-kidd !"
[ flopping backward , then rolling around . kidd surely was an interesting robloxian . ]
i miss the chair . can i go back to spinning on the chair ?
but i want to be c00l all the time , y'know ? i'm c00lkidd ! not "c00l-only-during-the-day-kidd !"
[ flopping backward , then rolling around . kidd surely was an interesting robloxian . ]
i miss the chair . can i go back to spinning on the chair ?
snnnrk , hehehe . . . !
[ finally gaining his focus back , looking at elliot as he was gently placed down . kicking the air , swaying left and right ! ]
not when i'm awake ! and trust me , i'm /wide/ awake right now !
i want night time to be c00l ! not /boring/ and /quiet/ ! bleh !
[ finally gaining his focus back , looking at elliot as he was gently placed down . kicking the air , swaying left and right ! ]
not when i'm awake ! and trust me , i'm /wide/ awake right now !
i want night time to be c00l ! not /boring/ and /quiet/ ! bleh !
i worked hard for my badge!! rfpd, robloxia fun police department. officer builder reporting for duty.
*chuckling as he set him down, sitting him right by his messily discarded pjs. not enforcing the bedtime just yet, just encouraging her to rest.*
night time is supposed to be boring, kiddo.
*chuckling as he set him down, sitting him right by his messily discarded pjs. not enforcing the bedtime just yet, just encouraging her to rest.*
night time is supposed to be boring, kiddo.
but i'm having fun ! it's so boring , please don't take this away from me . . .
[ despite her slight verbal protest , he made no attempt to escape from elliot's arms . most likely because of how dizzy he was , he stayed relatively still in elliot's hold . ]
why are you the fun police . . .
[ despite her slight verbal protest , he made no attempt to escape from elliot's arms . most likely because of how dizzy he was , he stayed relatively still in elliot's hold . ]
why are you the fun police . . .
December 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
snnnrk , hehehe . . . !
[ finally gaining his focus back , looking at elliot as he was gently placed down . kicking the air , swaying left and right ! ]
not when i'm awake ! and trust me , i'm /wide/ awake right now !
i want night time to be c00l ! not /boring/ and /quiet/ ! bleh !
[ finally gaining his focus back , looking at elliot as he was gently placed down . kicking the air , swaying left and right ! ]
not when i'm awake ! and trust me , i'm /wide/ awake right now !
i want night time to be c00l ! not /boring/ and /quiet/ ! bleh !
but i'm having fun ! it's so boring , please don't take this away from me . . .
[ despite her slight verbal protest , he made no attempt to escape from elliot's arms . most likely because of how dizzy he was , he stayed relatively still in elliot's hold . ]
why are you the fun police . . .
[ despite her slight verbal protest , he made no attempt to escape from elliot's arms . most likely because of how dizzy he was , he stayed relatively still in elliot's hold . ]
why are you the fun police . . .
spinning and screaming when its so late...? kidd. not only is that disruptive, just look. now you've gone and made yourself dizzy.
*picking her up! ouf...she was a big kid, but he managed. pushing the chair back towards its desk with his foot, figuring he'll fix it later. carrying her to her room.*
*picking her up! ouf...she was a big kid, but he managed. pushing the chair back towards its desk with his foot, figuring he'll fix it later. carrying her to her room.*
[ having a good time , before being brought to an unexpected stop ! slumping back , looking up at elliot . . . her focus constantly drifting . . . oh man , spinning for a while rattles your brain a bit , huh ? ]
spinning around in a chair ! what's it loooook like ?
[ swirly eyes . . . ]
spinning around in a chair ! what's it loooook like ?
[ swirly eyes . . . ]
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
but i'm having fun ! it's so boring , please don't take this away from me . . .
[ despite her slight verbal protest , he made no attempt to escape from elliot's arms . most likely because of how dizzy he was , he stayed relatively still in elliot's hold . ]
why are you the fun police . . .
[ despite her slight verbal protest , he made no attempt to escape from elliot's arms . most likely because of how dizzy he was , he stayed relatively still in elliot's hold . ]
why are you the fun police . . .
[ having a good time , before being brought to an unexpected stop ! slumping back , looking up at elliot . . . her focus constantly drifting . . . oh man , spinning for a while rattles your brain a bit , huh ? ]
spinning around in a chair ! what's it loooook like ?
[ swirly eyes . . . ]
spinning around in a chair ! what's it loooook like ?
[ swirly eyes . . . ]
*gripping the back of the seat to bring it to an abrupt halt. hunching over to look at the child....looking exhausted.*
kidd. what on okodomos are you doing?
kidd. what on okodomos are you doing?
[ spinning around in an office chair ! really fast !
. . . really , REALLY fast ! oh dear , that's concerning -- ]
WOOOOHOOOO ~ ! ! YEAAAAAH ! !
. . . really , REALLY fast ! oh dear , that's concerning -- ]
WOOOOHOOOO ~ ! ! YEAAAAAH ! !
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
[ having a good time , before being brought to an unexpected stop ! slumping back , looking up at elliot . . . her focus constantly drifting . . . oh man , spinning for a while rattles your brain a bit , huh ? ]
spinning around in a chair ! what's it loooook like ?
[ swirly eyes . . . ]
spinning around in a chair ! what's it loooook like ?
[ swirly eyes . . . ]
Reposted by ⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝
[ spinning around in an office chair ! really fast !
. . . really , REALLY fast ! oh dear , that's concerning -- ]
WOOOOHOOOO ~ ! ! YEAAAAAH ! !
. . . really , REALLY fast ! oh dear , that's concerning -- ]
WOOOOHOOOO ~ ! ! YEAAAAAH ! !
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
[ spinning around in an office chair ! really fast !
. . . really , REALLY fast ! oh dear , that's concerning -- ]
WOOOOHOOOO ~ ! ! YEAAAAAH ! !
. . . really , REALLY fast ! oh dear , that's concerning -- ]
WOOOOHOOOO ~ ! ! YEAAAAAH ! !
Reposted by ⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝
Reposted by ⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝
((letting out some thoughts today...stuff ive been ruminating on for a while. just thought id clear the air on what i think))
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
((letting out some thoughts today...stuff ive been ruminating on for a while. just thought id clear the air on what i think))
i wanna roll around in mud but it's too late and cold for that . this sucks .
November 30, 2025 at 8:38 AM
i wanna roll around in mud but it's too late and cold for that . this sucks .
[ sitting in front of a heater in his drakobloxxer pajamas ! it's a very cold night , after all . . . and the blanket he has on his bed wasn't giving him much warmth . ]
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 AM
[ sitting in front of a heater in his drakobloxxer pajamas ! it's a very cold night , after all . . . and the blanket he has on his bed wasn't giving him much warmth . ]
[ flopping on her side . sleepy ! ate food today . . . happy . ]
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
[ flopping on her side . sleepy ! ate food today . . . happy . ]
oh , cheese on broccoli . . .
i love cheese on a lot of things ! well , i just love cheese in general ! but putting perfectly good cheese on broccoli is going to absolutely RUIN the cheese !
i haven't tried that once , and i'm NEVER going to ! just the thought of it offends me !
i love cheese on a lot of things ! well , i just love cheese in general ! but putting perfectly good cheese on broccoli is going to absolutely RUIN the cheese !
i haven't tried that once , and i'm NEVER going to ! just the thought of it offends me !
don’t get me started on the other vegetables that they lie and say are good.. dad tries to put a bunch of cheese on broccoli and says it’s delicious.
i’m not buying it! i don’t care how good it is for me, if it’s gross it’s gross. i’ll stick to the two vegetables i can actually eat and manage.
i’m not buying it! i don’t care how good it is for me, if it’s gross it’s gross. i’ll stick to the two vegetables i can actually eat and manage.
oh my gosh , you have no idea how happy i am that someone agrees with me about how yucky green beans are !
a lot of the grown-ups i've met act like green beans are actually good , and then they try and persuade me to eat it by saying stuff like " it's good for you " !
it's yucky ! so , no !
a lot of the grown-ups i've met act like green beans are actually good , and then they try and persuade me to eat it by saying stuff like " it's good for you " !
it's yucky ! so , no !
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
oh , cheese on broccoli . . .
i love cheese on a lot of things ! well , i just love cheese in general ! but putting perfectly good cheese on broccoli is going to absolutely RUIN the cheese !
i haven't tried that once , and i'm NEVER going to ! just the thought of it offends me !
i love cheese on a lot of things ! well , i just love cheese in general ! but putting perfectly good cheese on broccoli is going to absolutely RUIN the cheese !
i haven't tried that once , and i'm NEVER going to ! just the thought of it offends me !
[ tail wagging as 7n7 acknowledged kidd's failed attempt , and yet he was still proud despite his son not even taking a lick of turkey strand ! ]
butter , butter !
i want butter !
[ she ecstatically chanted , hopping up and down -- before settling after a bit . now watching her father . . . ]
butter , butter !
i want butter !
[ she ecstatically chanted , hopping up and down -- before settling after a bit . now watching her father . . . ]
alright, alright. you tried, so i'm proud!
[eating it himself and nodding his head.]
mm. alright. do you want me to butter your roll or do you want it plain?
[grabbing a nearby roll and a butter knife!]
[eating it himself and nodding his head.]
mm. alright. do you want me to butter your roll or do you want it plain?
[grabbing a nearby roll and a butter knife!]
but i don't wannaaaaa . . .
[ oh , the sad papa eyes are getting to him . he doesn't want his dad to be sad !
looking back at the little strand of turkey , staring at it for a moment . . . struggling to get that strength to eat it !
alas , a failure . shaking her head . ]
[ oh , the sad papa eyes are getting to him . he doesn't want his dad to be sad !
looking back at the little strand of turkey , staring at it for a moment . . . struggling to get that strength to eat it !
alas , a failure . shaking her head . ]
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
[ tail wagging as 7n7 acknowledged kidd's failed attempt , and yet he was still proud despite his son not even taking a lick of turkey strand ! ]
butter , butter !
i want butter !
[ she ecstatically chanted , hopping up and down -- before settling after a bit . now watching her father . . . ]
butter , butter !
i want butter !
[ she ecstatically chanted , hopping up and down -- before settling after a bit . now watching her father . . . ]
yay ! ! setting ants on fire !
those fire ants will pay
those fire ants will pay
yay!! i’ll get my matches
dude . ffffff
ffflip yes .
ffflip yes .
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
yay ! ! setting ants on fire !
those fire ants will pay
those fire ants will pay
dude . ffffff
ffflip yes .
ffflip yes .
can we set them on fire instead
🤨
does anyone want to smack anthills with sledgehammers with me i'm booored
does anyone want to smack anthills with sledgehammers with me i'm booored
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
dude . ffffff
ffflip yes .
ffflip yes .
🤨
does anyone want to smack anthills with sledgehammers with me i'm booored
does anyone want to smack anthills with sledgehammers with me i'm booored
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
🤨
does anyone want to smack anthills with sledgehammers with me i'm booored
does anyone want to smack anthills with sledgehammers with me i'm booored
sometimes when i'm bored i like to hit ants with rocks
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
sometimes when i'm bored i like to hit ants with rocks
oh my gosh , you have no idea how happy i am that someone agrees with me about how yucky green beans are !
a lot of the grown-ups i've met act like green beans are actually good , and then they try and persuade me to eat it by saying stuff like " it's good for you " !
it's yucky ! so , no !
a lot of the grown-ups i've met act like green beans are actually good , and then they try and persuade me to eat it by saying stuff like " it's good for you " !
it's yucky ! so , no !
exactly! and he’s always like ‘look, your old Dad has some!’ and it’s like … who cares!!
Calls me picky all the time, hmph .. !
Calls me picky all the time, hmph .. !
green beans are the worst . . . !
i don't understand how anyone can like them ! they don't even /look/ yummy !
i don't understand how anyone can like them ! they don't even /look/ yummy !
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
oh my gosh , you have no idea how happy i am that someone agrees with me about how yucky green beans are !
a lot of the grown-ups i've met act like green beans are actually good , and then they try and persuade me to eat it by saying stuff like " it's good for you " !
it's yucky ! so , no !
a lot of the grown-ups i've met act like green beans are actually good , and then they try and persuade me to eat it by saying stuff like " it's good for you " !
it's yucky ! so , no !
green beans are the worst . . . !
i don't understand how anyone can like them ! they don't even /look/ yummy !
i don't understand how anyone can like them ! they don't even /look/ yummy !
i hope dad doesn’t get green beans again… yuck.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
green beans are the worst . . . !
i don't understand how anyone can like them ! they don't even /look/ yummy !
i don't understand how anyone can like them ! they don't even /look/ yummy !
but i don't wannaaaaa . . .
[ oh , the sad papa eyes are getting to him . he doesn't want his dad to be sad !
looking back at the little strand of turkey , staring at it for a moment . . . struggling to get that strength to eat it !
alas , a failure . shaking her head . ]
[ oh , the sad papa eyes are getting to him . he doesn't want his dad to be sad !
looking back at the little strand of turkey , staring at it for a moment . . . struggling to get that strength to eat it !
alas , a failure . shaking her head . ]
pleaseeee.
[sad papa eyes ... he's trying to get kidd to try new things!]
[sad papa eyes ... he's trying to get kidd to try new things!]
mmn --
[ he was very hesitant . nudging the fork away , not even giving just a little bit of turkey a chance ! ]
i can stick with the mac n cheese ! and the biscuits ! nothing else !
i don't want any turkey .
[ he was very hesitant . nudging the fork away , not even giving just a little bit of turkey a chance ! ]
i can stick with the mac n cheese ! and the biscuits ! nothing else !
i don't want any turkey .
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
but i don't wannaaaaa . . .
[ oh , the sad papa eyes are getting to him . he doesn't want his dad to be sad !
looking back at the little strand of turkey , staring at it for a moment . . . struggling to get that strength to eat it !
alas , a failure . shaking her head . ]
[ oh , the sad papa eyes are getting to him . he doesn't want his dad to be sad !
looking back at the little strand of turkey , staring at it for a moment . . . struggling to get that strength to eat it !
alas , a failure . shaking her head . ]
mmn --
[ he was very hesitant . nudging the fork away , not even giving just a little bit of turkey a chance ! ]
i can stick with the mac n cheese ! and the biscuits ! nothing else !
i don't want any turkey .
[ he was very hesitant . nudging the fork away , not even giving just a little bit of turkey a chance ! ]
i can stick with the mac n cheese ! and the biscuits ! nothing else !
i don't want any turkey .
look look. come try a little piece.
[reaching into the oven to grab a little strand! holding the fork to c00lkidd's mouth after blowing on it.]
just a teeny bit! to try!
[reaching into the oven to grab a little strand! holding the fork to c00lkidd's mouth after blowing on it.]
just a teeny bit! to try!
but i don't like turkey . . . !
[ she hasn't even properly EATEN TURKEY BEFORE ! ! HE'S LYING ! ! ]
please don't be sad , dad ! :(
[ she hasn't even properly EATEN TURKEY BEFORE ! ! HE'S LYING ! ! ]
please don't be sad , dad ! :(
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
mmn --
[ he was very hesitant . nudging the fork away , not even giving just a little bit of turkey a chance ! ]
i can stick with the mac n cheese ! and the biscuits ! nothing else !
i don't want any turkey .
[ he was very hesitant . nudging the fork away , not even giving just a little bit of turkey a chance ! ]
i can stick with the mac n cheese ! and the biscuits ! nothing else !
i don't want any turkey .
but i don't like turkey . . . !
[ she hasn't even properly EATEN TURKEY BEFORE ! ! HE'S LYING ! ! ]
please don't be sad , dad ! :(
[ she hasn't even properly EATEN TURKEY BEFORE ! ! HE'S LYING ! ! ]
please don't be sad , dad ! :(
you're not even gonna try my turkey? :(
papa is trying to make it really juicy this year! i need a taste tester
papa is trying to make it really juicy this year! i need a taste tester
. . . can i just have the mac n cheese and the biscuits ? 😁✨
a whooole plate of mac n cheese !
a whooole plate of mac n cheese !
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
but i don't like turkey . . . !
[ she hasn't even properly EATEN TURKEY BEFORE ! ! HE'S LYING ! ! ]
please don't be sad , dad ! :(
[ she hasn't even properly EATEN TURKEY BEFORE ! ! HE'S LYING ! ! ]
please don't be sad , dad ! :(
. . . can i just have the mac n cheese and the biscuits ? 😁✨
a whooole plate of mac n cheese !
a whooole plate of mac n cheese !
you gonna try the turkey this year, bud?
👀
[ tail wagging . . . ]
[ tail wagging . . . ]
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
. . . can i just have the mac n cheese and the biscuits ? 😁✨
a whooole plate of mac n cheese !
a whooole plate of mac n cheese !
👀
[ tail wagging . . . ]
[ tail wagging . . . ]
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
👀
[ tail wagging . . . ]
[ tail wagging . . . ]