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⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2h

thank you pizza boy . . . i don't know what i did wrong this time ! i haven't even opened the gui once during my visit ! ! >_<;;

ELLIOT BUILDER! ミ @rushhourer.bsky.social · 3h

my employees arent allowed to have swords i dont know where she got that

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 3h

owie . . . 💔
is the pizza place usually this mean ? i just wanted to visit the pizza boy :(

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 3h

owie . . . 💔
is the pizza place usually this mean ? i just wanted to visit the pizza boy :(

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 3h

mhm ! mhm !
i can't prove it , but you just have to believe me ok ? ? ?
it's super c00l ! i promise !

◠◠　𝑀Y　IMM𝒪RT𝘈𝘓　𓏲　𓂂 @respawning.bsky.social · 3h

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really .ᐣ
i thought those were only in movies .̲.̲.̲

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⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 3h

did you know . . .
i have super c00l lazer eyes ?

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 3h

it can turn you into ash but like i'm not allowed to do that . but i just want to let everyone know that i do have lazer eyes

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 3h

did you know . . .
i have super c00l lazer eyes ?

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⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 7h

mhm ! mhm , mhm ! hehehe !

[ tail wagging even faster , snuggling closer ! trying to get as warm and cozy as possible . ]

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⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 7h

-- ? ! WAH ! ( 💦 )

[ a yelp ! shocked , he wasn't expecting it !
. . . and then , he immediately settled . snuggling up to them , tail wagging ! warm . ]

ELLIOT BUILDER! ミ @rushhourer.bsky.social · 7h

*snatching her up as soon as she was close enough!!! taking him back to seven's warm grasp.*

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 7h

huuuh ?

[ walking over , curious ! why does the pizza boy require her presence ? ]

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⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 7h

huuuh ?

[ walking over , curious ! why does the pizza boy require her presence ? ]

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 7h

[ walking around with his drakobloxxer onesie on . . . he doesn't feel like getting out of her pajammies .
and , well . yeah ! it's cold ! and pajamas are warm . ]

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 1d

well , i sure would !
. . . ooh , ooh ! maybe like a cheese-cake with chocolate all over it ! that sounds awesome !

[ taking the bowl given to her , and immediately chowing down as if the macaroni was going somewhere ! immediately , cheese all over his mouth . ]

but just both would be c00l .

》— ００７ｎ７ . @c00lgui.bsky.social · 1d

what? that sounds gross. but maybe it'd depend on the cheese.

[reaching for a bowl... and a scoop! the food was hers!]

it'd be too much of a strange taste, kiddo! i dunno if i'd like that!

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

mmm . . . yeah ! sounds good ! i would eat that !

[ laughing as she was bumped ! returning back to her watching position , drooling a little bit as he stared at the mac n cheese . ]

would /you/ eat it , dad ?

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 1d

[ watching him stand up , she immediately went up to hug his legs together ! rendering him unable to walk , unless he wanted to scoot kidd away . ]

pizza boy , nooooo ! don't dooooo it ! ! you're mean if you tell dad !

[ oh , wow . . . an immediate surrender ! ]

ELLIOT BUILDER! ミ @rushhourer.bsky.social · 1d

sorry. it's in my goody two shoes nature.

*standing up now!! uh oh....*

but if you didn't hurt anyone, it should be fine to tell him, right?

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 1d

[ still sweating bullets , looking away again . tapping her clawed foot repeatedly on the floor . ]

how about . . . you /don't/ be a snitch , pizza boy ?
dad says i can't hurt people , but he never said anything about giving myself the advantage ! sooo . . .

[ evil little snicker . ]

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 1d

[ still sweating bullets , looking away again . tapping her clawed foot repeatedly on the floor . ]

how about . . . you /don't/ be a snitch , pizza boy ?
dad says i can't hurt people , but he never said anything about giving myself the advantage ! sooo . . .

[ evil little snicker . ]

ELLIOT BUILDER! ミ @rushhourer.bsky.social · 1d

i didn't ask if you were hurting anyone. i asked if your dad knew what you were up to.

*stance relaxing a little, but he was still serious.

...seemingly.*

if you're so innocent, you'd be fine with me telling him, right?

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

[ . . . gulp ! her stance froze , looking back at elliot as all that confidence faded .
then , doing a shrugging motion ! ]

i'm not hurting anyone ! ! i swear !
and besides , let a boy like me have fun !

[ well , being a nuisance /was/ her fun ! ]

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

mmm . . . yeah ! sounds good ! i would eat that !

[ laughing as she was bumped ! returning back to her watching position , drooling a little bit as he stared at the mac n cheese . ]

would /you/ eat it , dad ?

》— ００７ｎ７ . @c00lgui.bsky.social · 2d

chocolate too?? what about chocolate with cheese on it? would you eat that?

[booty bumping kidd with a fond smile, mixing the cheese in now! getting it nice and creamy.]

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

nnnope ! cheese is like , my favorite thing when it comes to snacks !
um , there's also nutella and -- oh , just chocolate in general ! ! hehehe !

[ raising her claws to her mouth as he laughed , watching the process . . . ]

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

[ . . . gulp ! her stance froze , looking back at elliot as all that confidence faded .
then , doing a shrugging motion ! ]

i'm not hurting anyone ! ! i swear !
and besides , let a boy like me have fun !

[ well , being a nuisance /was/ her fun ! ]

ELLIOT BUILDER! ミ @rushhourer.bsky.social · 2d

exploiting?

behind your father's back?

*giving a stern look, crossing his arms and everything. he didn't actually know what seven thought, but based on stances about himself he could make a good guess.*

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

[ flinching his arm away , averting her own gaze . . . geez ! ! a little embarrassed that elliot has pointed it out , but heh ! that's why excuses exist ! ]

um . yeah ! these happened when i was out exploiting ! you wouldn't get it because you're a mr. goodie two-shoes .

[ smirking ! ]

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

[ flinching his arm away , averting her own gaze . . . geez ! ! a little embarrassed that elliot has pointed it out , but heh ! that's why excuses exist ! ]

um . yeah ! these happened when i was out exploiting ! you wouldn't get it because you're a mr. goodie two-shoes .

[ smirking ! ]

ELLIOT BUILDER! ミ @rushhourer.bsky.social · 2d

hmmm...i guess you're right.

*tapping a scrape on her knee, and a similar scratch on her elbow.*

these just appeared out of nowhere one day.

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

[ offended gasp ! looking around , as if to see if there was anyone else who heard this nonsense , then looking back at the pizza boy ! ]

well , you’re wrong !
i pay attention /all/ the time so i don’t trip !
i’m always watching where i’m going !

[ she’s just lying ! ! ]

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

nnnope ! cheese is like , my favorite thing when it comes to snacks !
um , there's also nutella and -- oh , just chocolate in general ! ! hehehe !

[ raising her claws to her mouth as he laughed , watching the process . . . ]

》— ００７ｎ７ . @c00lgui.bsky.social · 2d

are you ever gonna get tired of cheese?

[and it's time to strain the noodles...!]

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

grilled cheese , grilled cheese , grilled cheeeese ! !

[ patting the counter with both paws ! watching him stir . ]

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

grilled cheese , grilled cheese , grilled cheeeese ! !

[ patting the counter with both paws ! watching him stir . ]

》— ００７ｎ７ . @c00lgui.bsky.social · 2d

do you want grilled cheese or peanut butter and jelly?

[stirring!]

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

[ gasp ! ! ]

i want mac and cheeeese ! !

[ eyes going wide , wagging tail . . . really got him excited ! ]

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

[ gasp ! ! ]

i want mac and cheeeese ! !

[ eyes going wide , wagging tail . . . really got him excited ! ]

》— ００７ｎ７ . @c00lgui.bsky.social · 2d

like what? im making mac and cheese but i can make something to go with it.

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

i want food !

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

i want food !

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

[ offended gasp ! looking around , as if to see if there was anyone else who heard this nonsense , then looking back at the pizza boy ! ]

well , you’re wrong !
i pay attention /all/ the time so i don’t trip !
i’m always watching where i’m going !

[ she’s just lying ! ! ]

ELLIOT BUILDER! ミ @rushhourer.bsky.social · 2d

heyy, hey, even i trip sometimes! you can admit when you just weren't paying attention.

which seems to be often.

*mirroring the childish action!!*

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

whaaat ? ! i don’t ever trip ! i watch where i’m going when i’m up running !

[ that is a lie and she knows it ! he just wants to look c00l . ]

i can’t believe you’d think so low of me , pizza boy ! honestly , i’m offended !
mleeeh !

[ sticking his tongue out . ]

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

whaaat ? ! i don’t ever trip ! i watch where i’m going when i’m up running !

[ that is a lie and she knows it ! he just wants to look c00l . ]

i can’t believe you’d think so low of me , pizza boy ! honestly , i’m offended !
mleeeh !

[ sticking his tongue out . ]

ELLIOT BUILDER! ミ @rushhourer.bsky.social · 2d

really?? it was you all along??? i was wondering why i couldn't find you anywhere.

*pretending to be shocked!!!...holding back giggles of his own.*

ohhh, right...you zip around so often i thought you'd miss it and trip over.

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

pizza boy , i’m the lump ! i’m the lump ! hehehe !

[ as much as she’d hate to admit it . . . this was making her laugh . fully standing up , waving her paws — complaining ! ]

if there was actually a lump , i’d just step over it , silly ! !

[ that is a solution ! ]

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⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

pizza boy , i’m the lump ! i’m the lump ! hehehe !

[ as much as she’d hate to admit it . . . this was making her laugh . fully standing up , waving her paws — complaining ! ]

if there was actually a lump , i’d just step over it , silly ! !

[ that is a solution ! ]

ELLIOT BUILDER! ミ @rushhourer.bsky.social · 2d

oh!! kidd, you need to watch out! theres a dastardly lump!

*crouching down to be at eye level with the child, feigning concern.*

your path could get blocked... its scary stuff. you need to be careful.

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

[ lifting herself up off the ground ! continuing to laugh , entertained by how stupid this is . can't he just walk over the lump ? ]

no , nooo ! ! it's meee ! ! pizza boy , it's me ! !
i'm kidd !

[ oh ! the lump revealed itself to be a fat baby ! ]

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

my paws are freezing ! ! mmrgh :(

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

[ lifting herself up off the ground ! continuing to laugh , entertained by how stupid this is . can't he just walk over the lump ? ]

no , nooo ! ! it's meee ! ! pizza boy , it's me ! !
i'm kidd !

[ oh ! the lump revealed itself to be a fat baby ! ]

ELLIOT BUILDER! ミ @rushhourer.bsky.social · 2d

huh? who said that? it couldn't have been this lump!

*pretending to look around the room, conveniently avoiding looking down. another nudge with his foot.*

too bad i can't walk around to find out because something is blocking my way...

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

[ perking up when he heard elliot approaching , covering her mouth when she realized how unaware he was ! keeping quiet . . .
after she was nudged , she turned her head over -- giggling ! ! ]

hehehe ! hi , pizza boy !

[ tail wagging ! finally , someone to play with ! ]

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

[ perking up when he heard elliot approaching , covering her mouth when she realized how unaware he was ! keeping quiet . . .
after she was nudged , she turned her head over -- giggling ! ! ]

hehehe ! hi , pizza boy !

[ tail wagging ! finally , someone to play with ! ]

ELLIOT BUILDER! ミ @rushhourer.bsky.social · 2d

i'm having such a lovely walk!! i sure hope there are no lumps on the ground to disrupt me.

*playfully and gently nudging her with his foot, stopping in his tracks. *

oh dear!

⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝ @th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social · 2d

bwuuuuh bwuuuuuuuuuh . . .

[ groan , laying on his belly on the floor ! it's not hard to infer that she is bored . ]