coffee_naut ☕
banner
nautcoffee.bsky.social
coffee_naut ☕
@nautcoffee.bsky.social
I want shorter games with worse graphics and music that goes bzzshrrvvVVvrrr, distributed on CDs inside cereal boxes and i'm not kidding
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
Bonus.

Du coup, faire chanter macron, vous aider à écrire une liste des courses ou un message gentil à votre mamie ou générer une image pour vous foutre de la gueule d'un collègue, on doit pouvoir considérer ça non prioritaire sans se faire traiter de péteux méprisants.

bsky.app/profile/plat...
AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone

- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware

but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
Bon, je pensais que le second cadre 3D que je suis en train de faire allait être plus facile (Stardew Valley) et, finalement, il est plus ambitieux à réaliser. 😭
Bon j'ai fini comme j'ai pu le cadeau fait maison pour madame. J'ai fait un cadre 3D Hollow Knight, mais donc avec un effet de profondeur et j'ai galéré comme pas possible. Y a quelques petites imperfections comme la bande noire en haut et ça tient comme ça peut avec de la pâte à fixe.
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
« Oui mais c’est l’avenir »
L’avenir n’est jamais autre chose que ce qu’on choisit d’en faire, il n’y a aucune fatalité à se soumettre à l’IA

« Oui mais tout le monde le fait »
Non, pas tout le monde, et notamment pas si chacun prend ses responsabilités et arrête de se trouver des excuses de merde
L'IA générative c'est de la merde.

Elle détruit la création humaine
Elle détruit l'apprentissage
Elle détruit les compétences
Elle détruit le pouvoir d'achat
Elle détruit l'économie
Elle détruit la démocratie
Elle détruit l'environnement
Elle détruit notre avenir
Elle détruit nos vies.
December 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone

- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware

but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
In Gaming News That Sucks, Humanity (the Lemmings-like puzzler by the Tetris Effect people) is losing its level-sharing stuff in a few months, which will be bringing over 30,000 user-made levels with it.

This is doubly awful as they've run community design contests every month since launch.
HUMANITY - [News] Update on HUMANITY User-Generated Content - Steam News
The User Stages mode in HUMANITY will end service at the end of March 2026. After this time, users on any platform will no longer be able to successfully upload stages they've created or play stages c...
store.steampowered.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
Black Box Diaries enfin projeté au Japon !
MeTooMedia est fière d’être partenaire du documentaire de Shiori Ito, et fière de lui avoir remis le prix d’honneur lors de la lère cérémonie des Prix MeTooMedia.
Nous nous réjouissons qu’il soit ENFIN projeté au Japon.
Bravo chère Shioti Ito !
December 14, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
December 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
Sorry I think using AI for placeholders is also bad
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I know you only care about finished art but placeholder art also needs to be made by a human being who also needs to be paid for that

But placeholder midjourney slop cuts that artist out
December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
Clair Obscur Expedition 33 is proof to me that AI will punch a hole clean through the entire art spectrum because as soon as it was used in something that made you feel something, 90% of so called critics went out of their way to go "well I think it's acceptable in this case"
December 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
Jeremy takes Frank on a journey to the world of ANGELINE ERA (@angelineera.bsky.social) - a mythical action RPG that tugs at our nostalgic 90s RPG heartstrings, but is brimming with countless bold new ideas of its own.

youtu.be/ZRmz9BK3au4
December 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
"Night Wing" 🌙 🦉

Freshly finished new gouache painting I completed last evening. I had wanted to paint an #owl for the longest time. I chose this "Short Eared Owl" as my subject. I absolutely loved painting his feathers. #Gouache is just sooo creamy. #art
May 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
Nice one, Spidey.
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
Okay, I'll make a thread of 50 indie games which I'll add to over the week, staring with.

1. Carimara

Play as a little goblin creature summoned by a witch to investigate what's haunting her cottage, it's a creepy bite-size mystery akin to the Frog Detective games, and has gorgeous visuals.
December 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
Le "Journal d'un prisonnier" m'en rappelle un autre.

Il y a onze ans, après mon retour de dix mois de calvaire dans les geôles de Daech en Syrie, Fayard me contacte pour m'offrir de publier mon témoignage.

J'accepte.
December 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
That game I released last year only costs 6 bucks on Steam right now!

- Cheaper than going to the movies but same length.
- Difficulty depending on your country.
- Cosmic and atmospheric horror.
- Eerie and moody.

People have enjoyed it thus far, why wouldn't you?
December 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
So, “Order of the Sinking Star” by Thekla was just announced, which takes several small free games (two of which are mine) and gives them a major graphical upgrade and mashes up their rulesets. I haven’t been very involved but it’s a great concept and looks cool.
December 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
October 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
Commission for @finessefantasy.bsky.social of their DnD character, Jyambazi the Arcane Trickster 🗡️🔥🐾
December 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
December 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
It seems people want to ponder orbs—I mean learn about Matcaps! They're great for gesturing at complex lighting and reflections within a stylized art style. And as a bonus, no UV unwrapping! ^.^
December 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
Mathieu Bablet, comic book artist and art director and writer of our new game Cairn, created this amazing a cover for Haven for Haven’s anniversary. Our favorite couple and the beauty of Source. Thank you for an amazing 5 years, and all those to come!
December 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
Découvrez des nouveaux jeux et aidez à bâtir la newsletter de Noël avec l'élection du POTY 2025 (Petit jeu Of The Year 2025) !

La communauté 🐸Téma Les Jeux fait son choix parmi 30 jeux qui ont reçu moins de 400 évaluations Steam cette année : tally.so/r/Zj8Rpo
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Reposted by coffee_naut ☕
December 10, 2025 at 8:11 AM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM