Twonson Junior the Third
@natteemaddee.bsky.social
if I ever get an office job again I’m gonna have to mute a whole lotta porn accounts on here so I guess I can never work in an office again
February 8, 2026 at 5:29 PM
if I ever get an office job again I’m gonna have to mute a whole lotta porn accounts on here so I guess I can never work in an office again
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yeah sex is great but have you ever stopped your girlfriend from falling for an extremely convincing scam saving her $4000? somebody is buying me sushi train tonight bby
February 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
yeah sex is great but have you ever stopped your girlfriend from falling for an extremely convincing scam saving her $4000? somebody is buying me sushi train tonight bby
forget movies where the cast are all muppets with one famous lead— I want a movie where just one minor character is played by a muppet. It is never acknowledged.
February 7, 2026 at 2:07 PM
forget movies where the cast are all muppets with one famous lead— I want a movie where just one minor character is played by a muppet. It is never acknowledged.
pronouncing lofi like Loki
February 7, 2026 at 2:01 PM
pronouncing lofi like Loki
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![things women be having:
[image of the flesh of a fig] - a tendency to eroticize the grotesque
[image of an ouroboros] - the inability to experience romance without the desire to consume and be consumed
[image of various handwritten correspondence] - handwritten delusions
[an image of a painting of two women in a kitchen, one embracing the other from behind to kiss the firsts cheek] - a desire for someone to come into their kitchen and be hungry for them](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nisukvmm4q6dk332d65ohbk7/bafkreib23k3s3in6syy6m2ihohqxbjnlcx6tadr5o4daxgyt2osdh43ma4@jpeg)
February 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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nothing fills my heart with joy like hearing my love’s voice groggily call to me “CUDDLE???” from the other room as she slowly wakes in the mornings
February 7, 2026 at 1:46 PM
nothing fills my heart with joy like hearing my love’s voice groggily call to me “CUDDLE???” from the other room as she slowly wakes in the mornings
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I didn’t mean to like all your posts in a row that’s just how bluesky showed em to me
February 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I didn’t mean to like all your posts in a row that’s just how bluesky showed em to me
No pictures, where are you at mentally? I’m here
February 6, 2026 at 2:01 PM
No pictures, where are you at mentally? I’m here
I Saw the Devil
we often talk about “what anime would you adapt into a movie” but here is a reverse: what movies would you adapt into an anime?
February 5, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I Saw the Devil
goatse is everywhere for those with the eyes to see
February 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
goatse is everywhere for those with the eyes to see
To the tune of The Jeffersons theme song:
February 4, 2026 at 12:56 PM
To the tune of The Jeffersons theme song:
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what is life if ur not a trashy perverted transsexual angel
February 3, 2026 at 2:29 AM
what is life if ur not a trashy perverted transsexual angel
If Baal were real I’d get to try the vanilla
if god were real I would get to try the strawberry 3 musketeer
January 30, 2026 at 4:59 PM
If Baal were real I’d get to try the vanilla
WILL STANCIL/CANTSTANCEYA/WILL STANCIL/CANTSTANCEYA
anybody done that one yet
anybody done that one yet
January 30, 2026 at 4:21 PM
WILL STANCIL/CANTSTANCEYA/WILL STANCIL/CANTSTANCEYA
anybody done that one yet
anybody done that one yet
every Friday morning at 8 AM sharp my Mac turns on by itself. It has done this for five years. No amount of googling has led me to an answer. It is one of the most mundane but enduring mysteries of my life
January 30, 2026 at 2:16 PM
every Friday morning at 8 AM sharp my Mac turns on by itself. It has done this for five years. No amount of googling has led me to an answer. It is one of the most mundane but enduring mysteries of my life
[to the tune of Bette Davis Eyes]
🎵She Got Shinigami Eyes🎵
🎵She Got Shinigami Eyes🎵
January 30, 2026 at 1:35 PM
[to the tune of Bette Davis Eyes]
🎵She Got Shinigami Eyes🎵
🎵She Got Shinigami Eyes🎵
I always seem to be in the minority on this one but I listened to SO MUCH Ariel Pink through college, saw Haunted Graffiti live, music was big influence on me
Then 15 years later he was at Jan 6 which turned out to be the cherry on top of an unbelievable laundry list of awful allegations
Then 15 years later he was at Jan 6 which turned out to be the cherry on top of an unbelievable laundry list of awful allegations
Question for the Skyline: What was your HARDEST "cancel"?? Like the actor/singer/athlete that was the hardest to drop.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
January 29, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I always seem to be in the minority on this one but I listened to SO MUCH Ariel Pink through college, saw Haunted Graffiti live, music was big influence on me
Then 15 years later he was at Jan 6 which turned out to be the cherry on top of an unbelievable laundry list of awful allegations
Then 15 years later he was at Jan 6 which turned out to be the cherry on top of an unbelievable laundry list of awful allegations
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In the first draft I had Homan speaking these words, but at the moment Bovino was the more visible face of the occupation so I swapped him out
January 29, 2026 at 2:45 PM
In the first draft I had Homan speaking these words, but at the moment Bovino was the more visible face of the occupation so I swapped him out
A now lost story genre is the down on his luck inventor trying to make the big gadget that will save the family house/business/children who have been shrunk
January 29, 2026 at 1:33 PM
A now lost story genre is the down on his luck inventor trying to make the big gadget that will save the family house/business/children who have been shrunk
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“Your mother sucks cocks in hell” yeah well I do it in Bushwick bathrooms get on my level buddy
December 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“Your mother sucks cocks in hell” yeah well I do it in Bushwick bathrooms get on my level buddy
Hi I’m cute okay see ya later
January 28, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Hi I’m cute okay see ya later
I am getting dumber every day and I love that for me
January 28, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I am getting dumber every day and I love that for me