Count Mysterioso
@mysteriosox.bsky.social
Totali mysterioso. Total count
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A little treat for fans of noughties rom coms & internecine socialist shenanigans
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
fyi it's just 3 days until the conference bsky.app/profile/gene...
Mindless hedonism
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Mindless hedonism
Apocryphal story: old feller drinking on his own in a pub needs a wee so he writes very carefully on a bar mat "I'VE SPAT IN THIS PINT", puts it on top of his pint and goes for a leak. Comes back to see that someone has added "SO HAVE I"
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Apocryphal story: old feller drinking on his own in a pub needs a wee so he writes very carefully on a bar mat "I'VE SPAT IN THIS PINT", puts it on top of his pint and goes for a leak. Comes back to see that someone has added "SO HAVE I"
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The New Yorker had an article recently about whether AI is “thinking,” and they interviewed a bunch of neuroscientists, but the whole time, I was like, “bro, you really don’t want to define thinking down to what AI can do right now.”
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The New Yorker had an article recently about whether AI is “thinking,” and they interviewed a bunch of neuroscientists, but the whole time, I was like, “bro, you really don’t want to define thinking down to what AI can do right now.”
Or to give her her full title The Lovely Debbie McGee
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Or to give her her full title The Lovely Debbie McGee
Happy birthday
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Happy birthday
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this one broke me
just the most sitcom hijinks energy
just the most sitcom hijinks energy
When I was 4, I fell through a weird gap in the stair railing into the large pan of turkey drippings. It took my mom over a week to get all the grease out of my hair.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
this one broke me
just the most sitcom hijinks energy
just the most sitcom hijinks energy
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My aunt who famously can’t cook tried to make a pumpkin pie. She didn’t know what cloves were, so she put garlic cloves in it. Whole.
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"How's that report coming along?"
"GET OFF MY CASE, WEED STONER"
"GET OFF MY CASE, WEED STONER"
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"How's that report coming along?"
"GET OFF MY CASE, WEED STONER"
"GET OFF MY CASE, WEED STONER"
Harry and Paul - The Henley Royal Northerner Show 2008
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November 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Anyone who fetishises hard manual work in cramped, hot, dangerous conditions with heavy machinery, whether it's steelwork or mining or anything else, is a cunt who's never had it as the only possible job they can do
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Anyone who fetishises hard manual work in cramped, hot, dangerous conditions with heavy machinery, whether it's steelwork or mining or anything else, is a cunt who's never had it as the only possible job they can do