Count Mysterioso
@mysteriosox.bsky.social
Totali mysterioso. Total count
*sucks air through teeth* "Yeah, dab o' T-Cut, that'll polish out lovely, mate"
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
*sucks air through teeth* "Yeah, dab o' T-Cut, that'll polish out lovely, mate"
I shall once again bang on about this book and how it stresses that education was seen as the key to your kids not working down the pit
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I shall once again bang on about this book and how it stresses that education was seen as the key to your kids not working down the pit
Presumably using a VPN to access hard Dutch pornography
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Presumably using a VPN to access hard Dutch pornography
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
New terror just dropped
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
New terror just dropped
"Wait, so not one of us thought to bring the biscuit?"
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
"Wait, so not one of us thought to bring the biscuit?"
A huge number of politically extreme accounts turning out to be liars, you'll be amazed to find. And also hilarity like this
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
A huge number of politically extreme accounts turning out to be liars, you'll be amazed to find. And also hilarity like this
The Guardian's regular column returns
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The Guardian's regular column returns
"Over now to ITV News...."
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM
"Over now to ITV News...."
There's even a book with the same title which pulls together the best winners of the Bulwer Lytton prize for terrible opening lines. One of my favourites is
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 AM
There's even a book with the same title which pulls together the best winners of the Bulwer Lytton prize for terrible opening lines. One of my favourites is
"Danish ring" is totally an entry in
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"Danish ring" is totally an entry in
The Victorians used to do this on an organised basis called a tontine - this is a great movie about one and has one of Peter Sellers' best cameos
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The Victorians used to do this on an organised basis called a tontine - this is a great movie about one and has one of Peter Sellers' best cameos
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Helmets on fire with cystitis. I watched pee streams glitter in the dark near the factory gates. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to die."
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Helmets on fire with cystitis. I watched pee streams glitter in the dark near the factory gates. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to die."
It's been downsized due to budget cuts
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 AM
It's been downsized due to budget cuts
"I'm a big fan and so's my wife"
November 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
"I'm a big fan and so's my wife"
Back in the Eighties there was a house near Kempton Park race course that had a pink C3 Corvette like this in the drive
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Back in the Eighties there was a house near Kempton Park race course that had a pink C3 Corvette like this in the drive
