Ethan Moses
@mynamesmoses.bsky.social
Browns, Michigan, Cavs, Guards. Ohio U grad. I’m here to celebrate Festivus by airing my grievances.
As a Browns fan who watches them every week showing them to international fans will only shrink the game. The Browns are like a virus. We really should try to contain them from the rest of the world.
February 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
As a Browns fan who watches them every week showing them to international fans will only shrink the game. The Browns are like a virus. We really should try to contain them from the rest of the world.
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Jarvis, tell them I’m not a pedo
February 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Jarvis, tell them I’m not a pedo
Good job Koby. Now please take Lonzo out of the rotation.
Like this deal better than the Lakers deal anyways. Schroder means less Lonzo and I’ve liked Ellis.
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Good job Koby. Now please take Lonzo out of the rotation.
Like this deal better than the Lakers deal anyways. Schroder means less Lonzo and I’ve liked Ellis.
January 31, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Like this deal better than the Lakers deal anyways. Schroder means less Lonzo and I’ve liked Ellis.
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It is kind of ironically and inadvertently there a second time if you look at the upper left
January 31, 2026 at 6:10 PM
It is kind of ironically and inadvertently there a second time if you look at the upper left
I love the subtle How I Met Your Mother reference in Shrinking that Alice’s top school is Wesleyan. Hopefully when she gets there her roommate isn’t too pretentious.
January 30, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I love the subtle How I Met Your Mother reference in Shrinking that Alice’s top school is Wesleyan. Hopefully when she gets there her roommate isn’t too pretentious.
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goddamn this is the funniest possible email to find in there
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:41 PM
goddamn this is the funniest possible email to find in there
Look social media post mean nothing and Sanders is bad and I don’t think he’s ultimately the answer at quarterback. That said, I do appreciate the Browns are trying to come out for PR with their new head coach as opposed to Watson.
January 30, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Look social media post mean nothing and Sanders is bad and I don’t think he’s ultimately the answer at quarterback. That said, I do appreciate the Browns are trying to come out for PR with their new head coach as opposed to Watson.
Neither Rui nor Knecht truly move the needle for me. Maybe Max’s foot is really fucked and they think Knecht can be a replacement for him, but even with how poorly he’s shot I’d rather just keep Hunter or try to flip him for more.
January 30, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Neither Rui nor Knecht truly move the needle for me. Maybe Max’s foot is really fucked and they think Knecht can be a replacement for him, but even with how poorly he’s shot I’d rather just keep Hunter or try to flip him for more.
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Looking good, Rudy!
January 30, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Looking good, Rudy!
This headline got me so mad I googled the Ohio working family party and this is their homepage. This is fucking incredible.
January 30, 2026 at 1:30 AM
This headline got me so mad I googled the Ohio working family party and this is their homepage. This is fucking incredible.
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- DHS required to cooperate with state probes
- CBP stays at border
- Warrants for arrests
seem like shit that should already be happening. should be standard
we struck a deal so now the feds will use warrants.
cool cool did we have to horse trade for that or
- CBP stays at border
- Warrants for arrests
seem like shit that should already be happening. should be standard
we struck a deal so now the feds will use warrants.
cool cool did we have to horse trade for that or
January 27, 2026 at 7:51 PM
- DHS required to cooperate with state probes
- CBP stays at border
- Warrants for arrests
seem like shit that should already be happening. should be standard
we struck a deal so now the feds will use warrants.
cool cool did we have to horse trade for that or
- CBP stays at border
- Warrants for arrests
seem like shit that should already be happening. should be standard
we struck a deal so now the feds will use warrants.
cool cool did we have to horse trade for that or
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No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
No One On 'Pat McAfee Show' Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
INDIANAPOLIS—With observers noting that the tragic development evidently has yet to affect the show’s content in any way, reports confirmed Monday that no one working at The Pat McAfee Show seems to h...
theonion.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:30 AM
No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
The number still say he’s a very effective player, but last night was the first time I watched LeBron and thought to myself this is starting to look a little bit like Jordan on the Wizards
January 29, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The number still say he’s a very effective player, but last night was the first time I watched LeBron and thought to myself this is starting to look a little bit like Jordan on the Wizards
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Fuck all the way off, and then fuck off a little further, just keep going and fucking off until you're completely out of fucking off space and then fuck off just a tiny bit further.
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Fuck all the way off, and then fuck off a little further, just keep going and fucking off until you're completely out of fucking off space and then fuck off just a tiny bit further.
I know there’s been a lot (arguably justifiable) negativity around this Cavs season, but it does really feel like they’ve turned a corner. They’re a game out of the two seed.
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I know there’s been a lot (arguably justifiable) negativity around this Cavs season, but it does really feel like they’ve turned a corner. They’re a game out of the two seed.
He must have seen the Cavs are only a game back of them.
Celtics' Jayson Tatum reportedly reconsidering comeback, may sit out season recovering from torn Achilles
www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/cel...
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Celtics' Jayson Tatum reportedly reconsidering comeback, may sit out season recovering from torn Achilles
Tatum went through a full workout in front of reporters recently, hinting at a comeback, but is now reconsidering that choice.
www.nbcsports.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
He must have seen the Cavs are only a game back of them.
Best three Cavs of all time are all in the building at the same time
January 29, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Best three Cavs of all time are all in the building at the same time
Guys, there’s nine minutes left. Don’t piss off LeBron and Luka with chants.
January 29, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Guys, there’s nine minutes left. Don’t piss off LeBron and Luka with chants.
Tomlin is fucking everywhere
January 29, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Tomlin is fucking everywhere
This is mostly a joke, but honestly, if you told me the options were this or Watson I’d probably start crying but eventually land on this.
January 28, 2026 at 9:06 PM
This is mostly a joke, but honestly, if you told me the options were this or Watson I’d probably start crying but eventually land on this.
This is how my Browns group chat is going today
January 28, 2026 at 8:45 PM
This is how my Browns group chat is going today
When the Browns first requested to interview Monken I thought it was a smart strategic move because it was going to make the Ravens and Harbaugh declare what they wanted to do with him and that led the Harbaugh’s firing. I should’ve known better than to give the Browns too much credit.
January 28, 2026 at 7:10 PM
When the Browns first requested to interview Monken I thought it was a smart strategic move because it was going to make the Ravens and Harbaugh declare what they wanted to do with him and that led the Harbaugh’s firing. I should’ve known better than to give the Browns too much credit.
Went ahead and made this already for when Zegura claims this is a good hire
January 28, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Went ahead and made this already for when Zegura claims this is a good hire