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Ethan Moses

@mynamesmoses.bsky.social

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Browns, Michigan, Cavs, Guards. Ohio U grad. I’m here to celebrate Festivus by airing my grievances.

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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · May 20

Out of the 42 QBs to attempt 200 passes last season a pre Achilles tear Watson was 41st in EPA per drop back and dead last in success rate. If he steps on the field again as the Browns QB I want everyone fired.

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Marco Foster @marcofoster.bsky.social · Mar 12

New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻

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Douglas Reyes-Ceron @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 11h

TURN THE VOLUME UP

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Jason Linkins @dceiver.bsky.social · 11h

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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 12h

Zohran wins and OU wins the Battle of the Bricks. What a fantastic fucking night.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13h

The only time Alan Dershowitz has ever turned down the chance to be on TV

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13h

All these races are being called so quickly, it might be time for MACtion.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13h

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 22h

All the teams that will be drafting around the Browns just got a bunch of more ammo

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 1d

Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead

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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 1d

The only sad part about Hugh Freeze getting fired is that it happened before the Vanderbilt game so we don’t get to see him lose to Diego Pavia for a third straight year.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 1d

Starting to question the late game coaching skills of head coach Bruce Pearl’s Son

Dan Weiner @danweiner.bsky.social · 1d

Auburn fouls Bethune-Cookman on a half court heave in the final second up by 3

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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 1d

Rob Cornelius didn’t attend Ohio University (in fact went to fucking Marshall, arguably OU’s second biggest rival,) didn’t play basketball OR football in college, and doesn’t even fucking live in the state of Ohio, and yet whenever I turn on my alma mater that fuck is doing color commentary.

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 1d

Kenny Lofton’s WAR of 68.4 is higher than everyone else’s on this list, not named Bonds and Clemens. In fact, Sheffield is the only guy out of these
six players to have a WAR within 10 points of Kenny’s. The second greatest leadoff hitter of the 90s never making the Hall is a crime against baseball.

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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 2d

Real nice win for the Cavs. It wasn’t exactly pretty or perfect, but I really liked what I saw. Mitchell is incredible and Tyson had a great game.

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 2d

Bump

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 2d

Man, fuck Scott Foster

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 2d

Man, fuck Scott Foster

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 2d

That’s right Saints, Shough is your future. You definitely don’t need to draft a quarterback, especially if you’re picking before the Browns.

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 2d

Hakeem Jeffries is like one of those annoying guys on TikTok who say “If you watch the film, Patrick Mahomes is actually bad.”

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 2d

Hakeem Jeffries says Zohran Mamdani is not the future of the Democratic Party.

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 2d

It was extremely frustrating, but also building an entire offense around Blake won them a title so it’s hard to complain about that too.

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 2d

As a fellow Michigan fan I know his numbers were never that pretty, but his former head coach I believe actively hates throwing the football, despite being a quarterback himself 😂. He would just make so many plays a game where you would just say “oh that’s an NFL throw.”

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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 2d

Me looking at all my JJ McCarthy receipts

a man is smiling while holding a piece of paper in front of a window .

ALT: a man is smiling while holding a piece of paper in front of a window .

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 2d

is Hugh Freeze a good man? no. is he a good football coach? also no. is he pleasant to be around? people don't seem to think so. is he a hard worker willing to grind to make his team better? ha, of course not. but the real reason he's been fired is because he's not WOKE

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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 2d

Alec Pierce or AJ Barner in my flex?

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 3d

The Dolans seeing this list

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 3d

Look, fuck the Dodger but there is one funny part to this