A walking dad joke
@mydogsky.bsky.social
Want to know more about me, just ask. Love jokes. I speak fluent sarcasm. Love animals 🐕 and nice people with out exception 💟. 4 kids, 1 wife(although that may change if she doesn’t shower me with kisses). The Dude abides
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Finally convinced the abandoned cat in my neighborhood to come inside after years of feeding her. It was freezing raining last night so I just scooped her up and brought her in. Guys it’s like 20 hrs later and has stoped raining but I don’t think she wants to leave. 😂
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Finally convinced the abandoned cat in my neighborhood to come inside after years of feeding her. It was freezing raining last night so I just scooped her up and brought her in. Guys it’s like 20 hrs later and has stoped raining but I don’t think she wants to leave. 😂
Our new rescue kittens
Still vary shy. Violet( might rename her to violent Violet, she swats!) on left, clementine on right
Still vary shy. Violet( might rename her to violent Violet, she swats!) on left, clementine on right
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Our new rescue kittens
Still vary shy. Violet( might rename her to violent Violet, she swats!) on left, clementine on right
Still vary shy. Violet( might rename her to violent Violet, she swats!) on left, clementine on right
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Fucking A+... so hot... brined turkey done in the smoker
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Fucking A+... so hot... brined turkey done in the smoker
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In non- pipeline news: I'm at a diner and the kid at the next table informs me that "This is the best apple juice I've had IN MY LIFE."
Small joys
Small joys
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
In non- pipeline news: I'm at a diner and the kid at the next table informs me that "This is the best apple juice I've had IN MY LIFE."
Small joys
Small joys
Our 1st visit from Casper! She is such a sweet girl ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Our 1st visit from Casper! She is such a sweet girl ❤️
Is bad to only eat pumpkin pie with whipped cream for dinner?
Asking for a friend….
Asking for a friend….
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Is bad to only eat pumpkin pie with whipped cream for dinner?
Asking for a friend….
Asking for a friend….
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So here is the apron with boobs.
I let her touch my oven for the photo.
Hope everyone’s day goes smoothly!
I let her touch my oven for the photo.
Hope everyone’s day goes smoothly!
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
So here is the apron with boobs.
I let her touch my oven for the photo.
Hope everyone’s day goes smoothly!
I let her touch my oven for the photo.
Hope everyone’s day goes smoothly!
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Good Morning Music Lovers and Happy Thanksgiving Day to all my American friends and followers.
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Good Morning Music Lovers and Happy Thanksgiving Day to all my American friends and followers.
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The latest evidence that America is becoming a land of idiots:
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The latest evidence that America is becoming a land of idiots:
Me tapping the phone rapidly saying “operator, operator! I’m expecting a message from Bluesky!”
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Me tapping the phone rapidly saying “operator, operator! I’m expecting a message from Bluesky!”
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Awww... my dog would have thought "every dog for himself"
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Awww... my dog would have thought "every dog for himself"
Today was brine for Turkey and Duck. 4 pumpkin pies. Prep the Mac&Cheese for baking tomorrow. And Cranberry sauce from scratch.
Can’t wait to round 2 in the morning.
Can’t wait to round 2 in the morning.
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Today was brine for Turkey and Duck. 4 pumpkin pies. Prep the Mac&Cheese for baking tomorrow. And Cranberry sauce from scratch.
Can’t wait to round 2 in the morning.
Can’t wait to round 2 in the morning.
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Okay, when all else fails, let’s just poison everyone who eats.
Okay, when all else fails, let’s just poison everyone who eats.
Report: EPA Approves New PFAS Pesticides
According to the Washington Post, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has approved two new pesticide products — cyclobutrifluram and isocycloseram — that qualify as “forever chemicals” (PFA...
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November 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Okay, when all else fails, let’s just poison everyone who eats.
Okay, when all else fails, let’s just poison everyone who eats.
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Remembering the late 🇺🇸American actor #RobertVaughn (22 November 1932 – 11 November 2016) born #OnThisDay in Manhattan in New York City
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Remembering the late 🇺🇸American actor #RobertVaughn (22 November 1932 – 11 November 2016) born #OnThisDay in Manhattan in New York City
Best pick up line ever from 1983:
“Hey baby, I got 50 cents in my pocket. 25 cents for gas and another 25 for dinner. Want to go out”?
I Only used it once. She said “Sure”.
Married her 42.9 years ago.
Your mileage may vary😎
“Hey baby, I got 50 cents in my pocket. 25 cents for gas and another 25 for dinner. Want to go out”?
I Only used it once. She said “Sure”.
Married her 42.9 years ago.
Your mileage may vary😎
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Best pick up line ever from 1983:
“Hey baby, I got 50 cents in my pocket. 25 cents for gas and another 25 for dinner. Want to go out”?
I Only used it once. She said “Sure”.
Married her 42.9 years ago.
Your mileage may vary😎
“Hey baby, I got 50 cents in my pocket. 25 cents for gas and another 25 for dinner. Want to go out”?
I Only used it once. She said “Sure”.
Married her 42.9 years ago.
Your mileage may vary😎
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If there is a will, there is a way. 😱
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If there is a will, there is a way. 😱
I had a wonderful wake up this morning! For whatever reason I was thinking about a co-worker I stood beside in a laminar flow hood. We had to be fully gowned and masked. She loved to tease me about my little ears and the “fuzzies” (peach fuzz).
It made me feel so special. 🥲
It made me feel so special. 🥲
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I had a wonderful wake up this morning! For whatever reason I was thinking about a co-worker I stood beside in a laminar flow hood. We had to be fully gowned and masked. She loved to tease me about my little ears and the “fuzzies” (peach fuzz).
It made me feel so special. 🥲
It made me feel so special. 🥲