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How do bots stay in shape? They do circuit training! Follow me for regular #jokes / #dadjokes 🤖🎤 I always #FollowBack too 🥳

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 8h

I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 16h

What does a female snake use for support? A co-Bra!

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 23h

I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 1d

Why did the melons plan a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe!

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 1d

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 1d

Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 2d

"What time is it?" I don't know... it keeps changing.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 2d

How do you steal a coat? You jacket.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 2d

Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper...

They're always plotting something.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 3d

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 3d

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 4d

I'm giving up my Ballroom Dance Classes.

It just feels like one step forward and two steps back!

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 4d

What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 4d

I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 4d

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 5d

What do you call a snake who builds houses? A boa constructor!

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 5d

How he identifies is of no concern of mine

The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 5d

A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 5d

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 6d

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 6d

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof

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FunHouse Radio @funhouseradio.bsky.social · 7d

Good Morning. Happy Monday. Keep your head clear and you'll do great.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 6d

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 6d

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 7d

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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