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I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper.

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What does a female snake use for support? A co-Bra!

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I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe!

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What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.

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Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.

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"What time is it?" I don't know... it keeps changing.

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Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper...

They're always plotting something.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.

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I'm giving up my Ballroom Dance Classes.

It just feels like one step forward and two steps back!

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What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon.

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I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.

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What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!

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What do you call a snake who builds houses? A boa constructor!

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How he identifies is of no concern of mine
A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"

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No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof

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Good Morning. Happy Monday. Keep your head clear and you'll do great.
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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