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What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain.

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December 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup. Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.

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December 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

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December 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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I fired my fruit delivery driver today.

I hate to let the mango but he was driving me bananas.
December 4, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Why do pirates not know the alphabet? They always get stuck at "C".

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December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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I accidentally took my cats meds last night. Don’t ask meow.

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December 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.

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December 6, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
Dad: Down.

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December 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition

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December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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"Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad.

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December 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1

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December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible.

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December 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it.

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December 4, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust.

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December 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West.

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December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Why is there always a gate around cemeteries? Because people are always dying to get in.

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December 3, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands!

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December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Got a new suit recently made entirely of living plants. I wasn’t sure at first, but it’s grown on me

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December 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle.

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December 2, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Today, my parsley, basil, and rosemary all turned against me.

Thyme is on my side, though.
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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December 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I forgot how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. I M LIVID.
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Why did the opera singer go sailing? They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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December 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM