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I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
November 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Just ‘in case’ you needed this 😏

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I’ll tell you what I love doing more than anything – trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
September 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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August 26, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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A Roman soldier walks into a bar, holds two fingers up to the barman and says “five beers please”.
August 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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August 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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I thought the word caesarean began with an S. But when I looked in the dictionary it was in the C section.
August 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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August 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Bumped into my soon-to-be ex-husband at a party. We argued over who gets the kids… Long story short: I threw a trifle at him and he got custardy.
August 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Finally 😭
July 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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I bought a 7" single the other day called 'The Sounds Wasps Make' It sounded nothing like wasps, then I realised, I was playing the B side.
July 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Who was the least guilty American president? Lincoln. He’s in a cent.
July 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Q: What time does Sean Connery show up to Wimbledon? A: Tennish.
July 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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My Spanish friend’s son is now four and still cannot say "please". That's poor for four, right?
June 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Just got fired from my job at the ice cream factory. I refused to work on sundaes.
June 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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June 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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I gave away all of my dead batteries today. Free of charge.
June 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Q: Where did the hippie’s wife live? A: Mississippi!
May 31, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Son: “Dad, can you explain a solar eclipse?” Dad: “No sun.”
May 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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May 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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No bones about it! 😉

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A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop
May 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said ‘Analogue?’ I said ‘No, just a watch.'
May 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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I spent $500 on a limo and just found out the fee doesn't include a driver. I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.
May 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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The doctor who specialises in hips:
May 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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"You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree" "You may be a talking tree but you will dialogue"
May 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM