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Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.

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November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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A lorry carrying Chamomile Tea has joined a tailback of lorries carrying Bath Salts and Aromatherapy Oils.

It's the latest in a long line of traffic calming measures.

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October 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

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November 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night!

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November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!

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November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a roman catholic.

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November 9, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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A farmer had 297 cows, when he rounded them up, he found he had 300

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November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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skelton-porter.bsky.social
Short psychic on the run from police: Small medium at large.
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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A dad washes his car with his son. But after a while, the son says, "why can't you just use a sponge?"

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November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

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November 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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People who don't eat gluten are really going against the grain.

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November 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad.

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November 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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What don't watermelons get married? Because they cantaloupe.

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November 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.

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November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."

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November 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!

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November 6, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

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November 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Velcro… What a rip-off.

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November 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

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November 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

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November 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons!

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November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
November 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face.

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November 4, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

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November 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM