Mike Pastore
@mwpastore.bsky.social
a broken man on a Halifax pier
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Mike Pastore
@mwpastore.bsky.social
· Nov 14
I quit Twitter two years ago ~today and other than a brief and feeble attempt at running a Mastodon server I've been away from microblogging and most other social media since. It's been great to find a new home that feels like Twitter circa 2009 and reconnect with people. I've missed y'all.
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The only person whose standard of living has improved during this Trump term is Ghislaine Maxwell.
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The only person whose standard of living has improved during this Trump term is Ghislaine Maxwell.
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
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Just a reminder, the layoffs in govt were just done out of spite, not necessity
October 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just a reminder, the layoffs in govt were just done out of spite, not necessity
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Every time I feel like they run out of ways to admit they are absolute monsters, they find a new one.
Trump just used the shutdown to wipe out the special ed department. www.usatoday.com/story/news/e...
October 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Every time I feel like they run out of ways to admit they are absolute monsters, they find a new one.
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Linda Yaccarino suddenly losing her limp as she walks away from X
July 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Linda Yaccarino suddenly losing her limp as she walks away from X
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Puberty blockers and hormones for cis kids: fine
Mastectomies for cis boys: fine
Puberty blockers for trans kids: ILLEGAL
Mastectomies for trans boys: ILLEGAL
Mastectomies for cis boys: fine
Puberty blockers for trans kids: ILLEGAL
Mastectomies for trans boys: ILLEGAL
BREAKING: 6-3 SCOTUS decision rules that Tennessee's law banning transgender care for minors does not violate the 14th amendment of the US Constitution and will stay in effect: www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
www.supremecourt.gov
June 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Puberty blockers and hormones for cis kids: fine
Mastectomies for cis boys: fine
Puberty blockers for trans kids: ILLEGAL
Mastectomies for trans boys: ILLEGAL
Mastectomies for cis boys: fine
Puberty blockers for trans kids: ILLEGAL
Mastectomies for trans boys: ILLEGAL
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welcome to rugpull nation
April 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
welcome to rugpull nation
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You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
April 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
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This country has seen some bad moments in the 61 years, 5 months, 16 days I’ve been on this Earth. But it has never, ever before come close to the supertoxic level of stupidity, mendacity, narcissism, nihilism, and moral apathy that threaten to destroy it today.
February 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This country has seen some bad moments in the 61 years, 5 months, 16 days I’ve been on this Earth. But it has never, ever before come close to the supertoxic level of stupidity, mendacity, narcissism, nihilism, and moral apathy that threaten to destroy it today.
Introducing my new band, CALAMITOUS ORTBO.
February 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Introducing my new band, CALAMITOUS ORTBO.
Come for the Beer Hall Putsch, stay for the Reichstag Fire.
January 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Come for the Beer Hall Putsch, stay for the Reichstag Fire.
There's a fine line between "loveable goof" and "bumbling fool."
January 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
There's a fine line between "loveable goof" and "bumbling fool."
Bit of a watch upgrade, courtesy of Google Fi. #hellomoto
November 20, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Bit of a watch upgrade, courtesy of Google Fi. #hellomoto
We won't need GLP-1 if we're all starving to death 👉🏻🧠
Donald Trump's deportation plan causes 'panic' among farmers
The news comes amid a warning that agricultural output will fall between $30 and $60 billion if Trump's flagship policy is carried out.
www.newsweek.com
November 19, 2024 at 12:37 AM
We won't need GLP-1 if we're all starving to death 👉🏻🧠
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This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
November 14, 2024 at 9:36 PM
This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
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I don’t know who made this graphic but it’s pretty good.
November 14, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I don’t know who made this graphic but it’s pretty good.
I quit Twitter two years ago ~today and other than a brief and feeble attempt at running a Mastodon server I've been away from microblogging and most other social media since. It's been great to find a new home that feels like Twitter circa 2009 and reconnect with people. I've missed y'all.
November 14, 2024 at 4:55 AM
I quit Twitter two years ago ~today and other than a brief and feeble attempt at running a Mastodon server I've been away from microblogging and most other social media since. It's been great to find a new home that feels like Twitter circa 2009 and reconnect with people. I've missed y'all.
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Walking around my house, looking at my phone muttering “don’t love that” over and over
November 13, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Walking around my house, looking at my phone muttering “don’t love that” over and over
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If you're in line to make a joke about the Department of Government Efficiency having two co-chairs, STAY IN LINE.
November 13, 2024 at 2:22 PM
If you're in line to make a joke about the Department of Government Efficiency having two co-chairs, STAY IN LINE.
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wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs
November 13, 2024 at 2:15 AM
wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs