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mutualslump.bsky.social
My dog's eaten all my Scrabble tiles, that could spell trouble the next time he goes to the toilet #dadgags
January 16, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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paulisci.bsky.social
We used to do real science
SCIENTISTS QUARREL OVER MARTIAN WOMEN One Says Ladies Have Two Thumbs and X-Ray Eyes ANOTHER SAYS BIG EARS --The Commercial Appeal, 22 Oct 1928
January 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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scottgum.bsky.social
We lost an icon 10 years ago today. 🤍

@chrisdeville.bsky.social on Bowie’s final masterpiece: stereogum.com/2484243/blac...
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
Matt Walsh tweeted last year: "We've spent the last 25 years bringing "freedom" and "democracy" to countries around the globe while our own country has been systematically invaded and now our largest cities are run by foreigners and communists. If you want to know why I'm so avowedly non-interventionist, this is why." Then he tweeted today: ""This is a war for oil!!!!!" First of all, the "war" lasted like 90 minutes. Second, going to war to secure vital resources for your own people is totally legitimate. Why should we allow some third world communist shithole to control trillions of dollars worth of oil?" Laura Loomer tweeted last year: "I’m America First, I don’t support “Regime Change”. I went on @Bannons_WarRoom to talk about Chinese aggression in Venezuela and why we need to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a foreign Islamic terrorist organization." Then she tweeted yesterday: "Maduro has arrived at the DEA office in Manhattan. He was transported in an armored motorcade after being transported in a blindfold via helicopter & then by plane to New York after his compound in Caracas was raided by US Special Forces. Proud to be an American today! USA 🇺🇸" Catturd tweeted last year: "Name one U.S. inspired regime change that hasn’t ended in absolute disaster." Then he tweeted yesterday: "Venezuela is now more free than New York City." Will Chamberlain tweeted last year: "The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position" Then he tweeted yesterday: "I can think of few better uses of my tax dollars than black-bagging the head of a foreign narco-trafficking organization that enriches itself by addicting and poisoning my fellow Americans"
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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timdickinson.bsky.social
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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privateeyenews.bsky.social
Watch ‘Private Eye - The Year In Review 2025’ on the Eye’s YouTube ⤵️
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Private Eye - The Year In Review 2025
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December 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
mutualslump.bsky.social
I was once attacked by a gang of street mimes, they did unspeakable things to me #dadgags
December 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
mutualslump.bsky.social
Posting this mostly as a reminder to myself, but these Game Awards trailers looked good; No Law, Coven of the Chicken Foot, Orbitals, Ontos, Control Resonant
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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theguardian.com
Barbican revamp to give ‘bewildering’ arts centre a new lease of life
Barbican revamp to give ‘bewildering’ arts centre a new lease of life
Project will make the famously confusing London landmark easier to navigate and more accessible “Everything leaks,” says Philippa Simpson, the director of buildings and renewal at the Barbican, who is standing outside the venue’s lakeside area and inspecting the tired-looking tiles beneath her feet. Water seeps through the cracks into the building below and serves as a reminder of the job facing Simpson and the team who are overhauling the 43-year-old landmark. Continue reading...
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December 5, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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sifu.tweety.fish
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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seamas.bsky.social
Maybe nothing sums up the cultural vapidity of Tech like the fact they sprinted past doing Torment Nexus stuff that's *like* a Black Mirror episode, and straight to shit that's explicitly *from* Black Mirror episodes, promoted with ads which are lit, shot and set-designed like Black Mirror episodes.
cpaxton.bsky.social Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · Nov 13
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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davidclewis.bsky.social
when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
Hey kiddo, can't sleep? I know you're scared by these uncertain times. For $7 a month, gain access to unlimited Dad. Tuck-ins, reassurance, daily Dad games.
October 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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yogabapentin.bsky.social
Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
Claude AI logo Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
October 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
mutualslump.bsky.social
Interesting final few paragraphs in this.
arstechnica.com Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · Oct 3
When a robotics pioneer who has spent decades building humanoid machines recommends that you stand at least nine feet away from any full-size walking robot, you should probably listen.
Why iRobot’s founder won’t go within 10 feet of today’s walking robots
Rodney Brooks says humanoid robots pose hidden safety challenges and won’t learn dexterity from video alone.
arstechnica.com
October 6, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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threadinburgh.scot
Look what we have here then.
1817 map snipping, "Well. Well. Well."
September 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
mutualslump.bsky.social
I used to work in a factory that makes calendars but I got fired for taking a few days off #dadgags
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
If it's a crime for a man to bring his toilet seat into B&Q and hold it up against all the new toilet seats to check they fit then I'll guess you'll just have to arrest me now!
September 22, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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nick-pettigrew.bsky.social
Magnificent:

youtu.be/_GXNJ3V9lzg?...
Jon Stewart's Post-Kimmel Primer on Free Speech in the Glorious Trump Era | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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September 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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katherinelam.bsky.social
waffle party
September 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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belfasttelegraph.co.uk
Horrors of Trump detention centre: Lisburn man tells his story after arrest for 'looking like a Mexican'

Lee Stinton was lifted by US immigration police on an American street — in an incident he compared to a kidnapping.

Here, he tells us his story.
September 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
mutualslump.bsky.social
A man caught unraveling the Bayeux tapestry has been charged with affray #dadgags
September 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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thecrystalstorm.bsky.social
meta ai is out here asking some wild questions
A Facebook post with a photo of Sam Reich and his father with the caption "two reich's don't make a wrong" and one of the meta ai suggested questions at the bottom is "would a third Reich fix everything?"
September 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM