🌭 stevia nicks
banner
muffinlab.bsky.social
🌭 stevia nicks
@muffinlab.bsky.social
🌱pyramid builder//sweet little honey🍯//queen of the circle k
Pinned
going absolutely apeshitt in my lords wheat fields
heard yr boyfriend got evicted
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
that's the difference between us, i DO wanna dickride the librarian 😏
I don’t want to dickride the librarian but it is really bad to be loud here bro
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Reposted by 🌭 stevia nicks
I don’t want to dickride the librarian but it is really bad to be loud here bro
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
the secret underwater lives of waves
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
google searches, monday november 24, year of despair 2025

•has canada ever had monkeys
• do monkeys like wheat
• how hard can a monkey throw a pinecone
• can you get struck by lightning just a little bit
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
'the emperor requests the presence of your youngest daughter in the palace this evening, scribe'
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Reposted by 🌭 stevia nicks
i am spiritually demented and behind the wheel of a car
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
let's start some discourse: hating leafblowers is classist
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
me: hello ~rhonda~

rhonda the save-on foods cashier: ma'am

me: i remember you from another life, you poisoned my vizier to gain favour from the emperors wife

rhonda: ma'am?

me: i'd recognize the stink of your betrayal in any lifetime
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
anyone having fun on here? i'll start
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
i'm making horchata and just warning you, i'm freestyling a bit
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
saw a goose at the library
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
i could easily kill a man for this
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
how it feels to
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
who needs a dumb greenhouse anyways
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
margaretvatwood absolutely loves the word ersatz, she's crazy for it
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Reposted by 🌭 stevia nicks
I’m sorry for partly rocking
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
an endless winter sky marked with v's of geese >>>
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
plucking a morsel of good news from the sewage of reality >>>
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Reposted by 🌭 stevia nicks
🔁
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
guess who finally got their insurance approved
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Reposted by 🌭 stevia nicks
goblins have 6 different words for casserole
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
sorry i didn't text i was
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i don't think you should have sex with minors
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
now look what u've done, u took a perfectly good dolphin and gave it alzheimers
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM