Slut (complimentary) does not bother me. Slut (derogatory) does. 😂

i think i average about five years per device, and i generally think i could have them for longer. my first gen iphone’s touchscreen died along the top line of apps so i just moved the apps i didn’t use up there and used it
for another two years.

at the end when they contrive a way to GET HIM INTO PAJAMAS for continuity… i was CHEERING

I sincerely do not know how this movie stayed off my radar for this long. I need to shout about it from the rooftops.

I realize that we should really hope that billionaires help others out of the kindness of their hearts but i was raised catholic enough to be okay if they do things out of guilt, shame, and penance.

there's a lot of "do you believe X?" "i believe X." "i just want to double check that when you say X, you mean XXX" "yes that's correct" "most people think that's bad" "no, i really meant [WORSE] X" "most people think that's worse" "oh"

He's a writer for the new yorker. he has a very candid way of questioning people that results in subjects responding equally as candidly, and unlike other media people, he responds to what people say not what he wish they'd said. it results in people, generally, admitting to things they wouldn't've

i’m terribly afraid mine is indicative of some sort of food intolerance (i recently became allergic to peanuts and im scared gluten is on the horizon) but if this stuff can work for a time… dr jart shall get my money

yup! i woke up every day looking like a drunk 1930s santa claus and this morning there’s practicallly NOTHING. there’s a serum and this stuff and that worked like a charm www.drjart.com/product/2825...

“how much do you use?” “enough but not too much” is pretty much the best way to cook and i’m sorry it confuses some people but there is no major difference between 1/4 tsp of cinnamon and 1/2 tsp of cinnamon and if it’s baked goods you should be using 1-2tsps of cinnamon anyway

the dr jart cicapair system has all but removed my red cheeks. i’d been using the serum and it was doing great but last night i used not even the full-bore night cream and i have a whole new face this morning.

mastering the art of french cooking is still printed with detailed information. it comes in multi-volume sets for a reason. i read it like a novel this year, it’s brilliant stuff.

such over complicated horse shit

he blipped in for one second in something i was watching the other day and i almost squealed. it’s a nod to the quality of the flick if he’s in it, no matter how briefly

like, on the one hand i have absolutely had pumpkin and garlic together in savory applications but garlic pumpkin pie sounds like torture

oh there is 😂 my friend and i once tried making pot brownies in our whole-dorm kitchen and to mask the smell, made garlic bread with tons (TONS!!!!) of garlic and not only was the garlic bread inedible, the brownies tasted like pot and garlic, too

i assume if you’re making one, you’ve eaten a pumpkin pie & garlic would obvs be a wrong ingredient to anyone with tastebuds. so i’d go to the grocery store and ask a person there-like the oldest woman on staff- to point me to the cloves for a pie? but i admit i have no issue with looking silly