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Fredo's other half. The classier of the two. I hate cilantro.
Petition for media to stop abusing and/or killing cats in horror movies because I cannot handle that. Even if Fredo has to pull up photos and videos of the cat actor(s) alive and thriving.

Leave the kitties alone!
November 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Halloween is depressing this year.

Not just because of the news and *gestures at everything*

But because Dunkin' Donuts discontinued the pumpkin donut. The best donut flavor they had. It's gone to donut heaven with cinnamon donuts and powdered sugar donuts.
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
1. Happy Halloween. I'm spending it attempting baking and feeling sick.

2. My favorite horror movies are American Psycho and Last Night in Soho.
Ok so Mrs F and I are probably gonna spend most of Halloween streaming horror movies so please reply to this with your recommendations of stuff to watch
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
July 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Reposted by Yes, I'm real.
May 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Is it too late for Britain to take us back? I like rainy weather, not making small talk, a Greggs steak bake, having a cuppa no matter the situation, and the Oxford Comma.

I consume enough of your media to make me an honorary Brit, right?
May 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Fredo doesn't lie: this shit actually impacts my job and our ability to live.

Please support public media today. If you are in the US, go to the website and contact your representative. They have an easy to fill out form there.

Additionally, support your local station. $5/month helps.
Hey folks - So usually I do not talk about personal stuff but Mrs F actually works tirelessly for a public media station and they put incredible effort into high quality educational programming. Please check out protectmypublicmedia.org, contact your lawmakers, and donate if you can
Protect My Public Media
Take a stand for the local stations and programs you love.
protectmypublicmedia.org
May 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Today I'm supporting Fredo with multiple pots of hot tea and ensuring our cat is giving him snuggles and purrs.

I'm not much of a gamer but I know he's angry and hurting rn.

(don't talk to me about tariffs on imported skincare, textiles, clothes & accessories I am far too upset)
Mad as hell about this but again taking the opportunity to point out this will have little to no impact on the gamergate chud types because most of them do not actually like video games
Nintendo said it’s delaying Switch 2 pre-orders in the US due to concerns over Trump's global tariffs
April 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Ten years ago, @fredo.bsky.social and I announced on Facebook that we were dating and all of our mutuals thought it was a joke.

If it was a joke, it's been the longest and most expensive joke ever!
April 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Considering I have been sick for two days from medicinal side effects and you have been taking wonderful care of me, I think you don’t need to question if you’re a good husband.

Also you don’t mind when I work late at the office ❤️
April 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
A core memory of my childhood was looking at adults and thinking "Oh, they couldn't possibly be *that* stupid!"

And then realizing as an adult that "Oh no, they aren't *that* stupid. They're actually *worse.*"
January 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Will someone please tell @fredo.bsky.social to check on me I may perish from the unheated blanket and a full bladder. But I cannot move her, it is a terrible crime.
January 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
"When you really philosophize about it, there's one thing we don't have enough of............................
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...................and that's time." @fredo.bsky.social the TV said your line
January 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Okay but a lesbian vampire matriarchy sounds acceptable actually #castlevania
January 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Good morning, fuck work!

How badly is your Monday Mondaying? On a scale of 1 to pulling out my FredoTech (TM) gun from @fredo.bsky.social, I'm at a 7.
January 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
When your husband asks for Super Mario Mac and cheese, the correct answers are (in order):

1. Of course!
2. Do you want to watch The Super Mario Bros. Movie while we eat it?

Follow me for more marriage tips
January 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I have decided The Substance is not for me, I will rely on red light therapy, retinol, and sunscreen instead
January 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Good evening, I still hate winter and snow sucks.

On the upside Dr. Fabrucci made box mac and cheese taste gourmet because out of the two of us, he’s the only one to be trusted in the kitchen.
January 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I’m too cute to leave my heated blanket and freeze in the snow, tyvm
January 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
How I decide who to follow on bluesky:

1. Are they mutuals with Fredo

Other considerations are cat posts.
January 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.”
January 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
And then they take several books to do it.

I’m looking at you, Throne of Glass.
Editor: Whatcha got?

Agent: New YA series. The first two books are intricate worldbuilding with a complex characters and an interesting setting.

Editor: *yawns*

Agent: But the third book is nothing except how the characters want to fuck.

Editor: *eyes widen* Go on.
January 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Wait can I make my cat prepare my tea for me? She doesn’t contribute to the household yet
Warming the beans. 🥰 Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.
January 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM