*holds out wedding ring* Here you go!

Oh wait, you don't that? You prefer something sweet instead?

Don't worry, I've got the perfect thing!

*hands Fredo a chocolate-covered strawberry*

I had teeth blackening makeup and white contact lenses. I stood in a corner with the Babadook book and smiled eerily at everyone passing by.

> Sees Martyrs on the list

Okay, I think we can be friends

Smile 1 is bad because of the cat scene. Fredo will tell you that I cannot watch *anything* involving killing cats onscreen. The Shape of Water traumatized me. I refuse to watch The Haunting of Hill House.

I also went as The Babadook for Halloween and conventions one year. I remember scaring the hell out of fully grown adults in that costume.

Good times.

I put on Saw I-III as background noise while working or playing phone games. I'm not sure what this says about me.

Also: Sinners is just a really great movie in general. Everyone should see it.

I would indeed like to live deliciously*

*dismantling the patriarchal society that exists to oppress and subjugate women while running off to live in the woods. As long as I can bring my skincare, books, and my cat. I guess Fredo can come too.

The 90s flashback I just got from this. Best served with a dollop of Scream and a dash of I Know What You Did Last Summer.

This is also one of my favorites! I love gothic romance (yes, this is also horror, but it's gothic romance).

I have been meaning to rewatch Perfect Blue recently...

Yes. The more woke it is, the more we will engage with it.

Sincerely, we finally saw Sinners and it was amazing, A++++, deserves all the awards. The best parts were Sammie's music numbers and Smoke murdering the KKK members #spoilers #watchitanyway

I mean, it could be a bit with a valid marriage license. To, y'know, commit to the bit.

Rude. I expected something else.

I handle Fredo by giving him moderately pricey cakes: it’s not my fault the good French bakery is near my office.