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@mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social
sensitive misanthropy.
Today is the 17th anniversary of George W Bush getting a shoe thrown at his head.
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Today is the 17th anniversary of George W Bush getting a shoe thrown at his head.
@ihavethatonvinyl.com I would appreciate a ruling: 'too sad for body slams' - band name or fall out boy song?
December 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
@ihavethatonvinyl.com I would appreciate a ruling: 'too sad for body slams' - band name or fall out boy song?
@ihavethatonvinyl.com "sorry I'm late, teenage dirtbag came on the radio, and I had to wait for the part. you know."
December 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
@ihavethatonvinyl.com "sorry I'm late, teenage dirtbag came on the radio, and I had to wait for the part. you know."
@plumberduck.bsky.social I have no vested interest, other than that I follow the creator on here, because he misses about game design sometimes and I like that, but Angeline Era just released, and I was wondering if you'd be reviewing it?
December 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
@plumberduck.bsky.social I have no vested interest, other than that I follow the creator on here, because he misses about game design sometimes and I like that, but Angeline Era just released, and I was wondering if you'd be reviewing it?
Now have 3 books signed by their author. @lukeoneil47.bsky.social joins @chriswarcraft.bsky.social and @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social in the Books Matt Thinks Are Awesome and You Should Buy Club. I'm not posting inscription, because it's perfect and if it's the same as everyone's I don't wanna know
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Now have 3 books signed by their author. @lukeoneil47.bsky.social joins @chriswarcraft.bsky.social and @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social in the Books Matt Thinks Are Awesome and You Should Buy Club. I'm not posting inscription, because it's perfect and if it's the same as everyone's I don't wanna know
@kleinman.bsky.social haven't been to the children's section of the library before. I'm not sure what I think about this.
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
@kleinman.bsky.social haven't been to the children's section of the library before. I'm not sure what I think about this.
@hamiltonnolan.bsky.social do you have any succinct talking points for people who are late for work because of a strike, and the anger is being directed at the strikers
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
@hamiltonnolan.bsky.social do you have any succinct talking points for people who are late for work because of a strike, and the anger is being directed at the strikers
I don't even care if you get your tits or dick out, I will not click on your sub stack link. there's plenty of other platforms!
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I don't even care if you get your tits or dick out, I will not click on your sub stack link. there's plenty of other platforms!
@juicieca.bsky.social I wonder how many 🪑do people have seen Jeff as Ritchie Valens in La Bamba. He did his own singing in that too! I was walking through the supermarket today and I thought what if I just started beltin' out red dress lady beautiful, I bet at least one person would laugh hahaha
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
@juicieca.bsky.social I wonder how many 🪑do people have seen Jeff as Ritchie Valens in La Bamba. He did his own singing in that too! I was walking through the supermarket today and I thought what if I just started beltin' out red dress lady beautiful, I bet at least one person would laugh hahaha
@briancgrubb.bsky.social The Invention of Lying (2009)
December 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
@briancgrubb.bsky.social The Invention of Lying (2009)
@juicieca.bsky.social NO MORE TRICKIN' ADULTS!!!
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
@juicieca.bsky.social NO MORE TRICKIN' ADULTS!!!
@tiffanybond.com spotted at Store Ampersand, in Orono. Might be relevant to your interests.
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
@tiffanybond.com spotted at Store Ampersand, in Orono. Might be relevant to your interests.
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
@ihavethatonvinyl.com what are your personal favorite athlete tie-ins?
Travis Hafner Pronk Bar (2006-2007): After a breakout season, Cleveland 1B/DH Travis Hafner received his own candy bar, milk chocolate loaded with crispy rice. "Pronk" was Hafner's nickname, which was a hybrid of his two minor-league nicknames, "The Project" and "Donkey".
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
@ihavethatonvinyl.com what are your personal favorite athlete tie-ins?
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
@kencarman.bsky.social "a big ol beverage of booze" hahahah
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
@kencarman.bsky.social "a big ol beverage of booze" hahahah
so Mamdani has a meeting at the white house shortly after Trump met with a guy who invited an adversary to an embassy and then chopped him into pieces - am i the only one a little uneasy about this?
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
so Mamdani has a meeting at the white house shortly after Trump met with a guy who invited an adversary to an embassy and then chopped him into pieces - am i the only one a little uneasy about this?
@tiffanybond.com I forgot to look for you after my Twitter Exodus, but I just booked my tickets for Thanksgiving in Orono and I thought, hey, I wonder if TB2 made it out alive. good to see you again :-)
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
@tiffanybond.com I forgot to look for you after my Twitter Exodus, but I just booked my tickets for Thanksgiving in Orono and I thought, hey, I wonder if TB2 made it out alive. good to see you again :-)
@kleinman.bsky.social what do you think the chances are that the Epstein disclosure gets ratfucked between now and then? I'm suddenly feeling very grim about all of this.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
@kleinman.bsky.social what do you think the chances are that the Epstein disclosure gets ratfucked between now and then? I'm suddenly feeling very grim about all of this.
@georgialux.bsky.social comedians in cars getting cumshots
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
@georgialux.bsky.social comedians in cars getting cumshots
@ihavethatonvinyl.com it's a crime how hard non-baby got back Sir Mix A Lot goes, and no one talks about it ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Tt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Tt...
Swap Meet Louie
YouTube video by Sir Mix-A-Lot - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
@ihavethatonvinyl.com it's a crime how hard non-baby got back Sir Mix A Lot goes, and no one talks about it ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Tt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Tt...
does this smell like chloroform to you?
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
does this smell like chloroform to you?
@briancgrubb.bsky.social when someone asks you if you want an atom bomb, Ray, you tell them yes.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
@briancgrubb.bsky.social when someone asks you if you want an atom bomb, Ray, you tell them yes.