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Billy Dildos 💦🥩 @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 6h

but it's a critical distinction to make, and the Devotion to Accuracy department applauds your extra effort.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 10h

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

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Billy Dildos 💦🥩 @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 11h

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Billy Dildos 💦🥩 @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 13h

peavis and cuthead?

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Billy Dildos 💦🥩 @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 14h

archive.today is a great website for legally circumventing that. use responsibly. support indie writers.

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Billy Dildos 💦🥩 @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 1d

did everyone used to get the ads for the Canadian production of Phantom of the Opera (phantom by phone!) or was that a regional thing?

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 1d

OH - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELATEN WHOSE JUST WONDERIN ABOUT WHAT YOU GET OUT OF USIN A SITE THATS OVERTLY EVIL , EVERY CORPORATION IS OWNED BY A PEACE OF SHIT , EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITE REQUIRE'S YOU TO PICK CORN OUT OF THE TERD'S , BUT WHY USE THE ONE THATS ALL TERDS IF YOUR NOT A PEACE OF SHIT , ANYWAY "I HAVE TO USE TWITTER ALL MY FRIENDS ARE STILL THERE , OH AND WHY IS THAT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Billy Dildos 💦🥩 @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 1d

I think I emailed you once about Soundgarden, and I really enjoyed your reply, we seem to be of a similarind, at least musically, so it really amuses me to see this, because I was just thinking about GB the other day, if you packaged them as new today, I'd bet more people would like them than didn't

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Billy Dildos 💦🥩 @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 1d

*jokes_notebook.txt*
dimestore Chris Kluwe
like if you described Kluwe to a police sketch artist
the court artist when Kluwe inevitably goes on trial for thoughtcrimes against MAGA

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Billy Dildos 💦🥩 @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 1d

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social you tryin' to pull a bo jackson on us, brother?

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Billy Dildos 💦🥩 @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 1d

it gets exponentially funnier the longer I stare at it.

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Billy Dildos 💦🥩 @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 1d

I have never been more jealous of you in my entire life than I am right now. ☺️

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Billy Dildos 💦🥩 @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 2d

that ain't how you remember some guys, this is how you remember some guys.

pervis ellison

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Billy Dildos 💦🥩 @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 2d

I'm still laughing about OK CHRIST because there's a different joke for each cadence/emphasis.

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bring on the headless horses @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 2d

fascism

Edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · Aug 23

What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?

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Billy Dildos 💦🥩 @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 2d

surgery doesn't boil the oceans, one thing I've always loved about it.

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Billy Dildos 💦🥩 @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 3d

oh hell yeah first we got this guy Nate dropping the joke of the week (month?) and then his homie slides in with the best SNL deep cut as a username, haha this place rules.

Billy Dildos 💦🥩 @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 3d

well, this just makes me feel like a fuckin' dunce, because I didn't notice anything more wrong with it than anything else out of that guy's pie hole.