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@mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social
sensitive misanthropy.
don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in. (I wish, sausage ain't gonna make itself. nevertheless.)
December 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Now have 3 books signed by their author. @lukeoneil47.bsky.social joins @chriswarcraft.bsky.social and @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social in the Books Matt Thinks Are Awesome and You Should Buy Club. I'm not posting inscription, because it's perfect and if it's the same as everyone's I don't wanna know
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
December 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
@kleinman.bsky.social haven't been to the children's section of the library before. I'm not sure what I think about this.
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
@briancgrubb.bsky.social The Invention of Lying (2009)
December 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
@tiffanybond.com spotted at Store Ampersand, in Orono. Might be relevant to your interests.
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
here's the real thanksgiving pizza, I don't know what that slop there is. Turkey, mashed potato, stuffing, cheddar cheese and cranberry sauce
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
that's "cognitive behavioral therapy" for your perv audience.
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
@edsbs what are your feelings about this automobile?
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM
October 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
October 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
@georgialux.bsky.social is it parasocial of me that sometimes when I see something, my first thought is, this sounds like a luxe industries joint?
October 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
@jonhendren.com I'm doxxin' u bro. "Jon Hendren" is an op, you've been the guy from wilco this whole time. I've never been more sure of anything in my whole life.
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
@vinceguerrieri.com did you have a hand in this?
October 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
@briancgrubb.bsky.social I don't know where it came from but there's a show called DMV with Tim Meadows and Keef from Gemstones.
October 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
October 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
peavis and cuthead?
October 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social you tryin' to pull a bo jackson on us, brother?
October 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
hahaha. the ad for Covenant Eyes is my avatar picture. seriously, in a commercial about not watching porn, this tradwife just houses a whole pickle like this, totally normal.
October 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
October 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM