Alex George
@mralexgeo.bsky.social
Former pastor and future AA member
white house intern must be running jake paul's twitter.
February 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
white house intern must be running jake paul's twitter.
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Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
Yes just put in "A-I-Dot-Com-Backslash-Hitler"
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Yes just put in "A-I-Dot-Com-Backslash-Hitler"
marketers are really overestimating my willingness to scan something on my TV.
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
marketers are really overestimating my willingness to scan something on my TV.
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honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
Ads for AI and ads for GLP 1s. The two new kinds of ads are “you can be thin if you give us your money”, and “stop using your brain”.
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Ads for AI and ads for GLP 1s. The two new kinds of ads are “you can be thin if you give us your money”, and “stop using your brain”.
one of the most frustrating things about conservative backlash to bad bunny is that it was obviously always going to be a celebration of america. maybe this doesnt happen anywhere you spend time, but this is only happening in america. he’s great.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
one of the most frustrating things about conservative backlash to bad bunny is that it was obviously always going to be a celebration of america. maybe this doesnt happen anywhere you spend time, but this is only happening in america. he’s great.
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
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A Poem for a New Year
January 2, 2024 at 5:37 AM
A Poem for a New Year
my daughter said "here's my impression of you" and picked up a coffee.
February 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
my daughter said "here's my impression of you" and picked up a coffee.
"When you go to a restaurant and you get a bad feeling, that's God speaking to you."
-My mother in law
-My mother in law
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
"When you go to a restaurant and you get a bad feeling, that's God speaking to you."
-My mother in law
-My mother in law
i used to have a pastor who could do that
February 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
i used to have a pastor who could do that
every app name is evidence that God exists and they want you to get off the apps.
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February 1, 2026 at 3:26 PM
every app name is evidence that God exists and they want you to get off the apps.
absolutely killer preview text
January 31, 2026 at 4:38 AM
absolutely killer preview text
me trying to be woke for the first time
January 29, 2026 at 10:16 PM
me trying to be woke for the first time
I have perfected my look.*
*random guys come up to me on the street asking if I wanna buy drugs
*random guys come up to me on the street asking if I wanna buy drugs
January 28, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I have perfected my look.*
*random guys come up to me on the street asking if I wanna buy drugs
*random guys come up to me on the street asking if I wanna buy drugs
Geese answers the question "what if Radiohead was good"
January 26, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Geese answers the question "what if Radiohead was good"
i have become a home chef (derogatory)
January 24, 2026 at 1:12 AM
i have become a home chef (derogatory)
i hear pro-lifers tell these stories like "see?! abortion should be outlawed!" and its like motherfucker, this makes me think we gotta make abortion mandatory.
Mike Johnson: "I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy exactly one year before Roe. A lot of people tried to convince my very young parents that they should just take care of that problem. But I am eternally grateful that they allowed me the chance at life."
January 23, 2026 at 7:56 PM
i hear pro-lifers tell these stories like "see?! abortion should be outlawed!" and its like motherfucker, this makes me think we gotta make abortion mandatory.
Very bizarre seeing Trump employ "only trying to do their job" as a defense for ICE. Okay then. I hate their job. I'll protest the person who gave them that job. Who gave them that job? Oh right, you.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Trump threatens to use the Insurrection Act, allowing him to deploy troops, to 'put an end' to protests in Minneapolis.
January 15, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Very bizarre seeing Trump employ "only trying to do their job" as a defense for ICE. Okay then. I hate their job. I'll protest the person who gave them that job. Who gave them that job? Oh right, you.
wow we lost a big one today. RIP Adam Scott. Loved you on Boy Meets World.
January 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
wow we lost a big one today. RIP Adam Scott. Loved you on Boy Meets World.
Glad they went with this theme for Beast Games instead of the original idea of Weak vs. Dumb
January 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Glad they went with this theme for Beast Games instead of the original idea of Weak vs. Dumb
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I remember Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama sleeping through the Hortmans, to both give heartfelt condemnation of violence in regards to Charlie Kirk mere hours after he died. and Look! The dumbfuck twins back fast asleep when its not a fascist being murdered.
January 8, 2026 at 7:38 AM
I remember Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama sleeping through the Hortmans, to both give heartfelt condemnation of violence in regards to Charlie Kirk mere hours after he died. and Look! The dumbfuck twins back fast asleep when its not a fascist being murdered.
They do bad thing.
What if they do good thing instead?
What if they do good thing instead?
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM
They do bad thing.
What if they do good thing instead?
What if they do good thing instead?