Mr_Roarbert
@mr-roarbert.bsky.social
This is ridiculous. Everyone knows Yellow Tail pairs best with restaurants that delivered to my college apartment in 2005. The red blend and a Nathan's pizza puff and corn dog? That's living right there.
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 PM
This is ridiculous. Everyone knows Yellow Tail pairs best with restaurants that delivered to my college apartment in 2005. The red blend and a Nathan's pizza puff and corn dog? That's living right there.
Five classes I took in college:
1. Byzantine Empire 1025-1453
2. From Vikings to Crusaders
3. Thinking with Stories
4. American Originals: Franklin and Lincoln
5. Disasters in the Ancient Mediterranean World
1. Byzantine Empire 1025-1453
2. From Vikings to Crusaders
3. Thinking with Stories
4. American Originals: Franklin and Lincoln
5. Disasters in the Ancient Mediterranean World
January 31, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Five classes I took in college:
1. Byzantine Empire 1025-1453
2. From Vikings to Crusaders
3. Thinking with Stories
4. American Originals: Franklin and Lincoln
5. Disasters in the Ancient Mediterranean World
1. Byzantine Empire 1025-1453
2. From Vikings to Crusaders
3. Thinking with Stories
4. American Originals: Franklin and Lincoln
5. Disasters in the Ancient Mediterranean World
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One for the nautical trivia fans. HMS Wellesley, launched before the end of the Napoleonic wars, was both the last British ship of the line to be sunk by enemy action and the only one ever to be sunk in an air raid.
She was built to the lines of HMS CORNWALLIS and was launched in February 1815 in Bombay.After her active service she became a training vessel and was severely damaged in a German air-raid in September 1940. She was raised in 1948 and broken up....⬇️
January 13, 2026 at 9:02 PM
One for the nautical trivia fans. HMS Wellesley, launched before the end of the Napoleonic wars, was both the last British ship of the line to be sunk by enemy action and the only one ever to be sunk in an air raid.
During the work day, my husband only texts me if it's really important
January 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM
During the work day, my husband only texts me if it's really important
Lots of respect to the elderly man with the walker who rolled up to the Taco Bell at 10am, filled a water bottle with Baja Blast, and left.
January 8, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Lots of respect to the elderly man with the walker who rolled up to the Taco Bell at 10am, filled a water bottle with Baja Blast, and left.
I know they mean "people who've played before," but you can't call something an "Advanced Dungeon and Dragons Camp" if you're playing 5th Edition.
January 6, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I know they mean "people who've played before," but you can't call something an "Advanced Dungeon and Dragons Camp" if you're playing 5th Edition.
At the last second, I donated money to a place that runs summer camps because it gave me the right to register early and while I kind of disagree with this in principle, I would 100% do it again.
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 PM
At the last second, I donated money to a place that runs summer camps because it gave me the right to register early and while I kind of disagree with this in principle, I would 100% do it again.
Having a really productive day back to work*
*Remembered my password on the first try
*Remembered my password on the first try
January 5, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Having a really productive day back to work*
*Remembered my password on the first try
*Remembered my password on the first try
There should be a sitcom about life among the tradespeople at a living history museum, and it should be called "Hanging with Mr. Cooper"
December 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
There should be a sitcom about life among the tradespeople at a living history museum, and it should be called "Hanging with Mr. Cooper"
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Anglo-Catholic/Anglican memes:
December 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Anglo-Catholic/Anglican memes:
After a day of pulling a cream puff out of the fridge every hours and eating it, I'm not feeling well, but I won't stop.
Made what might be the best croquembouche I've ever made today
December 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
After a day of pulling a cream puff out of the fridge every hours and eating it, I'm not feeling well, but I won't stop.
Merry Christmas from our house, where my kid insists on playing mancala by bullshit made up rules she says she learned at school, but I think she's lying
December 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Merry Christmas from our house, where my kid insists on playing mancala by bullshit made up rules she says she learned at school, but I think she's lying
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My kid got too many presents
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December 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My kid got too many presents
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My parents' dog is humping people, and my mom is convinced she learned it from bad dogs at daycare.
December 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My parents' dog is humping people, and my mom is convinced she learned it from bad dogs at daycare.
Having successfully subdued the catnip present, she's taking a nap
December 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Having successfully subdued the catnip present, she's taking a nap
People used to listen to radio plays, it's basically the same thing
December 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
People used to listen to radio plays, it's basically the same thing
A very big day for All My Friends from My 20s
December 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
A very big day for All My Friends from My 20s
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Our annual Loeb tree is up! It's topped with a 3D print of a 3rd century BCE terracotta figure housed in the library @palaeofuturist.bsky.social sketchfab.com/3d-models/la...
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Our annual Loeb tree is up! It's topped with a 3D print of a 3rd century BCE terracotta figure housed in the library @palaeofuturist.bsky.social sketchfab.com/3d-models/la...
Let the cat name the baby! What's the worst that could happen?
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Let the cat name the baby! What's the worst that could happen?
You can always tell a text I send my husband is going to be good if I start by reminding him that his wedding vows said he couldn't get mad at me (they didn't)
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You can always tell a text I send my husband is going to be good if I start by reminding him that his wedding vows said he couldn't get mad at me (they didn't)
My kid is currently obsessed with personality quizzes so I'm having her answer all the questions on the Daggerfall Class quiz
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My kid is currently obsessed with personality quizzes so I'm having her answer all the questions on the Daggerfall Class quiz
Thanks to my daughter, my Spotify Wrapped is basically just Wicked and the Kevin Kline/Linda Ronstadt Pirates of Penzance.
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Thanks to my daughter, my Spotify Wrapped is basically just Wicked and the Kevin Kline/Linda Ronstadt Pirates of Penzance.