Seamonster 👊 🇨🇦 🔥 🐸
@mpls-seamonster.bsky.social
Minneapolis resident for 25 years.
Artist at heart. Gen X father to two Gen Z. Dog lover, concert goer, snuggie modeler. I've never done stand-up comedy, but I keep threatening to try it.
Artist at heart. Gen X father to two Gen Z. Dog lover, concert goer, snuggie modeler. I've never done stand-up comedy, but I keep threatening to try it.
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Gotta remind yourself not to cry when you see the kid's signs.
It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous.
"LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!"
"ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"
It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous.
"LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!"
"ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"
January 23, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Gotta remind yourself not to cry when you see the kid's signs.
It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous.
"LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!"
"ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"
It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous.
"LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!"
"ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"
Literal LOL!
That and Weird Al covering “killing in the name of” word for word.
January 24, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Literal LOL!
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I have been actively involved in protest movements for 24 years. I have never seen anything approaching this scale. Minneapolis is not accepting what's happening here. ICE fucking murdered a woman for participating in this, and all that did is bring out more people, from more walks of life.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I have been actively involved in protest movements for 24 years. I have never seen anything approaching this scale. Minneapolis is not accepting what's happening here. ICE fucking murdered a woman for participating in this, and all that did is bring out more people, from more walks of life.
No lies detected.
The reality is the rest of the world can’t possibly hate Americans as much as this administration hates Americans.
January 21, 2026 at 2:58 PM
No lies detected.
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She was absolutely right. And she would have been an amazing President.
January 20, 2026 at 5:53 PM
She was absolutely right. And she would have been an amazing President.
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“Leave Greenland alone!”
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
January 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
“Leave Greenland alone!”
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
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ICYMI: In a late night filing, DOJ argues the federal courts cannot force them to comply with the law requiring release of all the Epstein files.
January 17, 2026 at 4:55 AM
ICYMI: In a late night filing, DOJ argues the federal courts cannot force them to comply with the law requiring release of all the Epstein files.
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
I'm in there somewhere. More of this will be required.
BREAKING: Massive Crowds of Anti-ICE protesters in Minneapolis, Minnesota as we speak. The tide is turning. America is Fed Up.
Americans should be fighting back against what is happening in this country. Having masked, secret police shooting people, breaking into homes and cars, is NOT normal.
Americans should be fighting back against what is happening in this country. Having masked, secret police shooting people, breaking into homes and cars, is NOT normal.
January 11, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I'm in there somewhere. More of this will be required.
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Jonathan Ross worked for Border Patrol before ICE
January 10, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Jonathan Ross worked for Border Patrol before ICE
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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“I’d have no problem releasing the video”
“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”
5 days apart 😬
(From @therecount.com )
“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”
5 days apart 😬
(From @therecount.com )
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“I’d have no problem releasing the video”
“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”
5 days apart 😬
(From @therecount.com )
“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”
5 days apart 😬
(From @therecount.com )
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1. What is this guy’s name?
2. Man, what is the ONE thing, EVER, that he asked you not to do?
2. Man, what is the ONE thing, EVER, that he asked you not to do?
December 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
1. What is this guy’s name?
2. Man, what is the ONE thing, EVER, that he asked you not to do?
2. Man, what is the ONE thing, EVER, that he asked you not to do?
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How can you negotiate with Republicans in Congress to fund the government when as soon as you reach an agreement you know that Trump’s OMB director will just withhold the funds?
October 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
How can you negotiate with Republicans in Congress to fund the government when as soon as you reach an agreement you know that Trump’s OMB director will just withhold the funds?
This. This whole thread is worth considering. And to pull a page from the GOP playbook, if the opportunity comes to pass, do all of these rapid-fire in an overwhelming deluge. Every day something new. There's enough material to last for years.
I don't like this new rule. I much preferred a presidency subject to checks and balances. But thanks to Trump and the Supreme Court, we don't have that anymore. And Democrats aren't going to get it back by acting like the adults in the room. They'll only wind up ceding more power to the arsonists.
September 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This. This whole thread is worth considering. And to pull a page from the GOP playbook, if the opportunity comes to pass, do all of these rapid-fire in an overwhelming deluge. Every day something new. There's enough material to last for years.
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🇺🇸 AMERICA: We need a ton of guns
to protect US from a ton of guns.
🌏 WORLD:
🇺🇸 AMERICA: We do.
🌏 WORLD: It’s the same ton.
to protect US from a ton of guns.
🌏 WORLD:
🇺🇸 AMERICA: We do.
🌏 WORLD: It’s the same ton.
August 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
🇺🇸 AMERICA: We need a ton of guns
to protect US from a ton of guns.
🌏 WORLD:
🇺🇸 AMERICA: We do.
🌏 WORLD: It’s the same ton.
to protect US from a ton of guns.
🌏 WORLD:
🇺🇸 AMERICA: We do.
🌏 WORLD: It’s the same ton.
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The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it.
ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.
Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.
(c/o Caroline Codsi)
ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.
Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.
(c/o Caroline Codsi)
August 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it.
ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.
Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.
(c/o Caroline Codsi)
ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.
Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.
(c/o Caroline Codsi)
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August 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.
August 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.
Satire...pretty sure.
President Signs Executive Order That All Teens Are 18 Yrs Old.
July 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Satire...pretty sure.
My old band, Bawdy Doodle Pubic Hair, has gotten a HUGE boost in online traffic recently - love the support!
(The surge is an enigma to me...)
(The surge is an enigma to me...)
July 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
My old band, Bawdy Doodle Pubic Hair, has gotten a HUGE boost in online traffic recently - love the support!
(The surge is an enigma to me...)
(The surge is an enigma to me...)
This is awful, accurate, and every MAGA supporter should know about it. Want to know why the Epstein files have been suppressed? I'll give you one guess.
Reposting this and a few other things for no particular reason today. Maybe I’ll do it tomorrow and the next day, too.
July 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This is awful, accurate, and every MAGA supporter should know about it. Want to know why the Epstein files have been suppressed? I'll give you one guess.