Martha Smith
@mostlymartha.bsky.social
More like Aunty Mame every day. Behold fat femme wizardry, bisexual hullabaloo, culinary feats of derring-do, progressive theology, and kitty cats. Probably posting from the bath. she/her
Nashville-->Boston-->SF-->OAKLAND BABY
Nashville-->Boston-->SF-->OAKLAND BABY
I support every woman's right to be a demanding bitch, at least sometimes.
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I support every woman's right to be a demanding bitch, at least sometimes.
What a wonderful ending this story has!
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 AM
What a wonderful ending this story has!
This doesn't make sense in any way I can explain, but I get Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney confused.
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 AM
This doesn't make sense in any way I can explain, but I get Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney confused.
Reposted by Martha Smith
who's his cobbler, jigsaw
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
who's his cobbler, jigsaw
My relative indifference to both pie crust and gravy is another reason why I wasn't wowed by the food in the UK.
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
My relative indifference to both pie crust and gravy is another reason why I wasn't wowed by the food in the UK.
Reposted by Martha Smith
It’s global apartheid, a pyramid scheme, and landlord economics all rolled into one
and it makes people lazier, less educated, and less talented, which is exactly the type of population these oligarchs need to seize and maintain control
But at least we get cool profile pictures out of it, right?
and it makes people lazier, less educated, and less talented, which is exactly the type of population these oligarchs need to seize and maintain control
But at least we get cool profile pictures out of it, right?
May 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It’s global apartheid, a pyramid scheme, and landlord economics all rolled into one
and it makes people lazier, less educated, and less talented, which is exactly the type of population these oligarchs need to seize and maintain control
But at least we get cool profile pictures out of it, right?
and it makes people lazier, less educated, and less talented, which is exactly the type of population these oligarchs need to seize and maintain control
But at least we get cool profile pictures out of it, right?
Gotta meet the brain spiders where they are.
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Gotta meet the brain spiders where they are.
Your mom stumbled upon the deepest Southern secret! There is a time and place for sweet cornbread, I guess, but it's not Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Your mom stumbled upon the deepest Southern secret! There is a time and place for sweet cornbread, I guess, but it's not Thanksgiving.
I'm one of three, and I think we'd all say two would have been sufficient.
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I'm one of three, and I think we'd all say two would have been sufficient.
That edge to edge pink is spectacular!
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
That edge to edge pink is spectacular!