Martha Smith
@mostlymartha.bsky.social
More like Aunty Mame every day. Behold fat femme wizardry, bisexual hullabaloo, culinary feats of derring-do, progressive theology, and kitty cats. Probably posting from the bath. she/her
Nashville-->Boston-->SF-->OAKLAND BABY
Nashville-->Boston-->SF-->OAKLAND BABY
Tortilla soup with @ranchogordo.bsky.social Rio Zape beans.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Tortilla soup with @ranchogordo.bsky.social Rio Zape beans.
Plus the roughly 2000 lights mean it puts out so much heat, it lulls them into relaxed cat complacence.
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Plus the roughly 2000 lights mean it puts out so much heat, it lulls them into relaxed cat complacence.
Brothy gnocchi with butternut squash, kale, and spicy sausage
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Brothy gnocchi with butternut squash, kale, and spicy sausage
I always tell @jaybeans.bsky.social they have a thing for mean blondes.
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I always tell @jaybeans.bsky.social they have a thing for mean blondes.
Her crusty eyeballs are an unrelated side effect of her flat face and general Victorian waif countenance.
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Her crusty eyeballs are an unrelated side effect of her flat face and general Victorian waif countenance.
HI IT'S MARTHA THE ELF WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
HI IT'S MARTHA THE ELF WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
I made @jaybeans.bsky.social read it
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I made @jaybeans.bsky.social read it
I did not see where this video of my nephew was going.
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I did not see where this video of my nephew was going.
Kung pao tofu by @jaybeans.bsky.social and some sesame ginger green beans by me, because the Bean isn't quite up to kitchen multitasking in their cooking journey.
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Kung pao tofu by @jaybeans.bsky.social and some sesame ginger green beans by me, because the Bean isn't quite up to kitchen multitasking in their cooking journey.
Lentils and spinach with creme fraiche and garlic parmesan sweet potatoes drizzled with some TJ's crunchy chili onion oil
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Lentils and spinach with creme fraiche and garlic parmesan sweet potatoes drizzled with some TJ's crunchy chili onion oil
Mac and cheese (no roux!) and a green salad with apples and radishes
Not pictured: three lactaid for Marf
Not pictured: three lactaid for Marf
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Mac and cheese (no roux!) and a green salad with apples and radishes
Not pictured: three lactaid for Marf
Not pictured: three lactaid for Marf
From my brother in Tennessee:
"Saw this early this morning and had to record it. There's some real Federal money going into our local election. I can't remember the last time I saw the Democrats actually trying."
Babes we ain't cooked if they're trying in Tennessee.
"Saw this early this morning and had to record it. There's some real Federal money going into our local election. I can't remember the last time I saw the Democrats actually trying."
Babes we ain't cooked if they're trying in Tennessee.
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
From my brother in Tennessee:
"Saw this early this morning and had to record it. There's some real Federal money going into our local election. I can't remember the last time I saw the Democrats actually trying."
Babes we ain't cooked if they're trying in Tennessee.
"Saw this early this morning and had to record it. There's some real Federal money going into our local election. I can't remember the last time I saw the Democrats actually trying."
Babes we ain't cooked if they're trying in Tennessee.
Above was August/September. Now I'm here!
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Above was August/September. Now I'm here!
Eventually, we're aiming for something along these lines, but step one is growing out the mohawk.
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Eventually, we're aiming for something along these lines, but step one is growing out the mohawk.
Nani Jane says hello
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Nani Jane says hello
Premarinated bulgogi meat from the Korean deli is a wonderful thing.
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Premarinated bulgogi meat from the Korean deli is a wonderful thing.
Thrilling footage of the leak. It feels related to the bathroom vent fan on the ceiling nearby, but last year the roofer said he couldn't find anything wrong. They're coming back again.
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Thrilling footage of the leak. It feels related to the bathroom vent fan on the ceiling nearby, but last year the roofer said he couldn't find anything wrong. They're coming back again.
Today I accidentally dressed like Ralph Lauren did a Black Panther inspired collection.
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Today I accidentally dressed like Ralph Lauren did a Black Panther inspired collection.
Tagliatelle alla freezer bolognese
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Tagliatelle alla freezer bolognese
Garlic parmesan crusted rockfish, sauteed green beans and peppers in garlic basil butter
I used toum instead of mayo to stick the parmesan and panko to the fish. It was delish, if you like extremely mega garlicky.
I used toum instead of mayo to stick the parmesan and panko to the fish. It was delish, if you like extremely mega garlicky.
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Garlic parmesan crusted rockfish, sauteed green beans and peppers in garlic basil butter
I used toum instead of mayo to stick the parmesan and panko to the fish. It was delish, if you like extremely mega garlicky.
I used toum instead of mayo to stick the parmesan and panko to the fish. It was delish, if you like extremely mega garlicky.
Our dottirs historically do not like to share our attention, so this is incredible.
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Our dottirs historically do not like to share our attention, so this is incredible.
Big squintin' spending Gs
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Big squintin' spending Gs
There's one heavy cloud over my house specifically dropping one raindrop on my head precisely every 25 seconds, but I'm still squinting.
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
There's one heavy cloud over my house specifically dropping one raindrop on my head precisely every 25 seconds, but I'm still squinting.