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Monstrous Jaffa
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It turns out I have a tickling fetish. Well, that's something to smile about.

Bi cis male in my 50s. Curious.

He/Him
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Evening BlueSky!

Been thinking about how everyone looks so hot wearing flannel shirts at this time of year, and how it's nearly advent.....

And trying to work out how to combine the two.

So, how about we post some #AdventFlannel pics over the next 4 Fridays running up to Christmas?
Wednesdays I take the dog to the pub so that he can meet his doggy pals & have a chat

(At a safe distance, couple of those pups are on the larger side and mine is a wee fearty when it comes to big dogs)

Anyway - the lurcher was bin diving behind the bar. True story.

#BlueSkyDogs #DogsOfBlueSky
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Read the ALT text.

And no, you're crying.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz350bs
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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No, its worse. Your £321,000 semi detached in Leeds pays the same Council Tax as a £10 million mansion in Leeds.
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Nigel Farage has been a lifelong racist.
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Nigel Farage has been a lifelong racist. He's been a racist since his school days. David Lammy was forced to apologise for saying Farage flirted with the Hitler Youth - but what do you call it when someone sings Hitler Youth songs? Read Chloe Deakin's letter on Farage's fascism and racism at school.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Having enjoyed several of this type of post in the last few days, I feel it is only fair that I share the thighs.

And it is #HumpDay after all.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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when you could have this? www.etsy.com/shop/artolog... #sciart
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It's incredible. Utterly amazing that I am already doing the coolest thing possible with ChatGPT.

And it's adding so much to my life.
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Reminder that the "Operation Christmas Child" scheme promoted through many schools at this time of year is actually run by US Christian evangelists who add their evangelising literature to the gift you have paid for. @humanists.uk has a good summary of better alternatives for schools to adopt.
Alternatives to the Samaritan’s Purse shoebox appeal
Every year we receive complaints from humanists and other members of the public that their workplaces, schools or other associations are collecting gifts for the evangelical US organisation Samaritan’...
humanists.uk
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Having enjoyed several of this type of post in the last few days, I feel it is only fair that I share the thighs.

And it is #HumpDay after all.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Seals singing in a sea cave

#Orkney 🦭🎧
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Help?

I’m looking for a solar charger for a phone.

Use case is frequent power outages in a remote location. It doesn’t need to be fast or powerful or store charge, just give a phone enough juice to pop on data & check BC Hydro repair updates on Day 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Evening BlueSky!

Been thinking about how everyone looks so hot wearing flannel shirts at this time of year, and how it's nearly advent.....

And trying to work out how to combine the two.

So, how about we post some #AdventFlannel pics over the next 4 Fridays running up to Christmas?
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Repost if you support Starbucks’ striking workers!!! #NoContractNoCoffee
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Loving that there are so many audio clips on my TL just now - you lot have got some fantastic accents
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Linehan should be locked up.
Fun fact I couldn't mention until now: At the time Graham Linehan was harassing Sophia Brooks online, I was contacted by her former teachers and School Safeguarding Team to get her latest contact details, as they were worried sick about her being publicly stalked by an abusive alcoholic celebrity.
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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A bit of a long shot I know, but does anyone know of any photo studios for hire in the London area that are wheelchair accessible? I need to get shooting (and posing) again and it's too far to use the brilliant studio I used to use independent Hampshire. Pic for attention
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
He did what???
But, most exciting of all, it’s 110 years since General Sir Eyre Coote faced a charge of improper and indecent conduct after paying schoolboys to allow him to flog them, and then getting them to flog him. And he might have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for that pesky nurse...
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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It’s also the third anniversary of this fine tale
Soho police force entry to help woman, but find artwork
Two officers broke into a Soho gallery only to find a mannequin made of packing tape and foam.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Heads up that there’s a generous Interrail sale for the next 21 days - 25% off all passes, making it an even bigger bargain than usual. Passes can be activated at any point up to 11 months after purchase. From all your usual retailers. www.interrail.eu/en
Interrail.eu | 1 rail pass, 33 countries
Travel across Europe and discover 33 countries by train with Interrail. Enjoy the best rail travel experience in Europe with our Interrail Pass!
www.interrail.eu
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.

🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.

This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM