Mongo, The Dog Who Was A Whale
@mongo.bsky.social
"O! [Could I] reach the nation’s ear, I would.. pour out a fiery stream of biting ridicule, blasting reproach, withering sarcasm, and stern rebuke..."
THE DEVOLUTION *IS BEING* TELEVISED.
THE DEVOLUTION *IS BEING* TELEVISED.
I am reminded of a Firesign Theatre routine, where Jefferson and Franklin walk in Philadelphia; Jefferson says to Franklin, "Hey! Let's invite over a bunch of immigrants and make cars!"
No idea why. There's a Mason in there too. Yes they were stoned.
youtu.be/F47rPskzXj8?...
No idea why. There's a Mason in there too. Yes they were stoned.
youtu.be/F47rPskzXj8?...
$100.00 Ben
YouTube video by The Firesign Theatre - Topic
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December 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I am reminded of a Firesign Theatre routine, where Jefferson and Franklin walk in Philadelphia; Jefferson says to Franklin, "Hey! Let's invite over a bunch of immigrants and make cars!"
No idea why. There's a Mason in there too. Yes they were stoned.
youtu.be/F47rPskzXj8?...
No idea why. There's a Mason in there too. Yes they were stoned.
youtu.be/F47rPskzXj8?...
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Well 2020 was the Great Global Toilet Paper Apocalypse which increased water utilization which in turn led to the heating of data centers… so who knows
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Well 2020 was the Great Global Toilet Paper Apocalypse which increased water utilization which in turn led to the heating of data centers… so who knows
I know. The world since 2020 seems proof that we're living in a computer simulation written by people who had flunked out of a junior college creative writing class - and even that's being generous.
December 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I know. The world since 2020 seems proof that we're living in a computer simulation written by people who had flunked out of a junior college creative writing class - and even that's being generous.
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I write better than this.
December 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I write better than this.
ESTRAGON: I can't go on like this.
VLADIMIR: That's what you think.
VLADIMIR: That's what you think.
December 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
ESTRAGON: I can't go on like this.
VLADIMIR: That's what you think.
VLADIMIR: That's what you think.
I'd like to see her in the dock at Nuremberg - or whatever current version exists for war criminals and those committing crimes against humanity.
Does she not understand that this is where Maga and Trump and the criminality of his regime will end up?
Does she not understand that this is where Maga and Trump and the criminality of his regime will end up?
December 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I'd like to see her in the dock at Nuremberg - or whatever current version exists for war criminals and those committing crimes against humanity.
Does she not understand that this is where Maga and Trump and the criminality of his regime will end up?
Does she not understand that this is where Maga and Trump and the criminality of his regime will end up?
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I'd like to call on her to jump off the face of the earth, along with all the other nazi bastards in the rancid govt she serves so slavishly.
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December 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I'd like to call on her to jump off the face of the earth, along with all the other nazi bastards in the rancid govt she serves so slavishly.
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Oh. Well. My bad. Carry on then.
Krispy *is* a demon, though.
Krispy *is* a demon, though.
December 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Oh. Well. My bad. Carry on then.
Krispy *is* a demon, though.
Krispy *is* a demon, though.
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"You must Bounz On Eeet
Craayzee Style"
Count Orlok said to me.
I considered this
and said, "We'll see"
Craayzee Style"
Count Orlok said to me.
I considered this
and said, "We'll see"
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"You must Bounz On Eeet
Craayzee Style"
Count Orlok said to me.
I considered this
and said, "We'll see"
Craayzee Style"
Count Orlok said to me.
I considered this
and said, "We'll see"
Anyone who sees this individual and isn't instantly creeped out needs to seek immediate medical treatment.
Plus -- this is the last thing that poor puppy saw: a bloated, twisted face, looming over a handgun. A human it trusted.
Plus -- this is the last thing that poor puppy saw: a bloated, twisted face, looming over a handgun. A human it trusted.
December 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Anyone who sees this individual and isn't instantly creeped out needs to seek immediate medical treatment.
Plus -- this is the last thing that poor puppy saw: a bloated, twisted face, looming over a handgun. A human it trusted.
Plus -- this is the last thing that poor puppy saw: a bloated, twisted face, looming over a handgun. A human it trusted.
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Nah... we're protected by the one true deity!
a cartoon of a flying spaghetti monster with eyes and tentacles .
ALT: a cartoon of a flying spaghetti monster with eyes and tentacles .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Nah... we're protected by the one true deity!