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Mongo, The Dog Who Was A Whale
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"O! [Could I] reach the nation’s ear, I would.. pour out a fiery stream of biting ridicule, blasting reproach, withering sarcasm, and stern rebuke..."

THE DEVOLUTION *IS BEING* TELEVISED.
Fixed it for you.
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
December 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I'd like to see her in the dock at Nuremberg - or whatever current version exists for war criminals and those committing crimes against humanity.

Does she not understand that this is where Maga and Trump and the criminality of his regime will end up?
December 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
December 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Anyone who sees this individual and isn't instantly creeped out needs to seek immediate medical treatment.

Plus -- this is the last thing that poor puppy saw: a bloated, twisted face, looming over a handgun. A human it trusted.
December 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Y'know; I'd feel better if the interruptions were clear criticism of policies, or the personal responsibility of Sexretary "Krispy" Nome -- but even though Krispy is puffy and pouty-lipped and weird, if you condemn her as a demon? You've lost about 84% of viewers on the fence about her.
December 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"You must Bounz On Eeet
Craayzee Style"
Count Orlok said to me.
I considered this
and said, "We'll see"
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
No-oh-ell; No-oh-ell
we're in hell, we're in hell
Count Orlok showed up
and all this won't go well
December 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
December 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
December 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Yes, but your pooch isn't responsible for destroying the United States, any organized attempt to save the planet from climate disaster, and killing ~1.2M people. Unless your pooch has more free time and access to technology than you realize.
December 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
He's a punk: Not My President.
December 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
So - if every communication is really a confession:
1. Trumpi has destabilized America, and the world order. He's a delusional failure who made us into a pariah in just one year;
2. Trumpi is sick, slowing; hates everyone and wants them to die.
3. (Bonus: Someone else writes most of his posts now.)
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Buh-Bye, Krispy.
And, whoever replaces you will be even worse.

You do know, even if Leader pardons you, there is an International Criminal Court; right? And, a large number of very angry people in the global population. Just saying.
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Powell's overall report-out was positive. As a retiree, half of my income derives from investments - so (assuming the Fed had good data) this was a better than "Economy Sucks".

Meanwhile, the Leader *is* deteriorating; proto-fascism is on the march; our cities under assault; civil rights at risk.
December 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Peety wants to be a badass
it makes him feel so good
It's like a shot of vodka
And he ends up with a Wood
But he can't get badass
all on his own
He needs a helping hand
So he found this bro
from a carnival show
who could give him
an (uh) helping hand

PEETY !!
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Yeah; nobody cares.
December 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The Leader

His Nation
December 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
December 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Sad Vlad, The Putin, claims not to have a Dinosaur.
Ted, The T-Rex, has another opinion.
beforenine.blogspot.com/2017/07/repr...
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
NO SHAME
December 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
December 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM