5nark Twain
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@5narktwain.bsky.social
· Jan 28
Just a reminder about the fuckery MAGA is sending our way. Feel free to download and share in your other platforms
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November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
#Venezuela #Oilwar
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
With China consuming ~80% of Venezuelan oil and Russia having some military presence, is Trump about to light the spark for World War 3? Will it be the start of a protracted war that extends to election 2026?
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
With China consuming ~80% of Venezuelan oil and Russia having some military presence, is Trump about to light the spark for World War 3? Will it be the start of a protracted war that extends to election 2026?
Trump says airlines should consider Venezuelan airspace closed
President Donald Trump’s announcement follows growing U.S. threats to attack Venezuela.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
#Venezuela #Oilwar
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
With China consuming ~80% of Venezuelan oil and Russia having some military presence, is Trump about to light the spark for World War 3? Will it be the start of a protracted war that extends to election 2026?
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
With China consuming ~80% of Venezuelan oil and Russia having some military presence, is Trump about to light the spark for World War 3? Will it be the start of a protracted war that extends to election 2026?
#PeteHegseth #WarCrimes
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
He calls it strength. History calls it murder
He ordered the Code Red
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
He calls it strength. History calls it murder
He ordered the Code Red
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
#PeteHegseth #WarCrimes
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
He calls it strength. History calls it murder
He ordered the Code Red
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
He calls it strength. History calls it murder
He ordered the Code Red
#PeteHegseth #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
Men like him don’t fight enemies; they hunt the defenseless. History won’t remember him as a warrior, but as a small, frightened man who mistook cruelty for courage and ordered others to do what he’d never dare face himself
Men like him don’t fight enemies; they hunt the defenseless. History won’t remember him as a warrior, but as a small, frightened man who mistook cruelty for courage and ordered others to do what he’d never dare face himself
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
#PeteHegseth #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
Men like him don’t fight enemies; they hunt the defenseless. History won’t remember him as a warrior, but as a small, frightened man who mistook cruelty for courage and ordered others to do what he’d never dare face himself
Men like him don’t fight enemies; they hunt the defenseless. History won’t remember him as a warrior, but as a small, frightened man who mistook cruelty for courage and ordered others to do what he’d never dare face himself
Reposted by 5nark Twain
#ICE #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
Back in Plymouth, the first immigrants showed up uninvited — and the Indians still said, “Sure, grab a plate.” 😅
Fast-forward a few centuries and suddenly they’re the ones building walls? 🙃
History’s got jokes, and Thanksgiving was the punchline. 🍽️🇺🇸
#ImmigrantsWelcome
Back in Plymouth, the first immigrants showed up uninvited — and the Indians still said, “Sure, grab a plate.” 😅
Fast-forward a few centuries and suddenly they’re the ones building walls? 🙃
History’s got jokes, and Thanksgiving was the punchline. 🍽️🇺🇸
#ImmigrantsWelcome
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
#ICE #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
Back in Plymouth, the first immigrants showed up uninvited — and the Indians still said, “Sure, grab a plate.” 😅
Fast-forward a few centuries and suddenly they’re the ones building walls? 🙃
History’s got jokes, and Thanksgiving was the punchline. 🍽️🇺🇸
#ImmigrantsWelcome
Back in Plymouth, the first immigrants showed up uninvited — and the Indians still said, “Sure, grab a plate.” 😅
Fast-forward a few centuries and suddenly they’re the ones building walls? 🙃
History’s got jokes, and Thanksgiving was the punchline. 🍽️🇺🇸
#ImmigrantsWelcome
#J6 #Thanksgiving #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
I didn’t storm a building — I just stormed the bird feeder
They get clemency, I get cranberry sauce.
They get a slap on the wrist, I get 400 degrees convection.
#TurkeyTok #PardonMe #J6Pardons
I didn’t storm a building — I just stormed the bird feeder
They get clemency, I get cranberry sauce.
They get a slap on the wrist, I get 400 degrees convection.
#TurkeyTok #PardonMe #J6Pardons
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
#J6 #Thanksgiving #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
I didn’t storm a building — I just stormed the bird feeder
They get clemency, I get cranberry sauce.
They get a slap on the wrist, I get 400 degrees convection.
#TurkeyTok #PardonMe #J6Pardons
I didn’t storm a building — I just stormed the bird feeder
They get clemency, I get cranberry sauce.
They get a slap on the wrist, I get 400 degrees convection.
#TurkeyTok #PardonMe #J6Pardons
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
#PeteHegseth #WhiskeyPete #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Christmas
From the studio that brought you the beloved ‘Killing Santa’
Comes a new holiday classic
“The Nut Cracker”
Coming soon to a streaming service near you — the holiday disaster MAGA didn’t ask for… but totally deserve.
From the studio that brought you the beloved ‘Killing Santa’
Comes a new holiday classic
“The Nut Cracker”
Coming soon to a streaming service near you — the holiday disaster MAGA didn’t ask for… but totally deserve.
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
#PeteHegseth #WhiskeyPete #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Christmas
From the studio that brought you the beloved ‘Killing Santa’
Comes a new holiday classic
“The Nut Cracker”
Coming soon to a streaming service near you — the holiday disaster MAGA didn’t ask for… but totally deserve.
From the studio that brought you the beloved ‘Killing Santa’
Comes a new holiday classic
“The Nut Cracker”
Coming soon to a streaming service near you — the holiday disaster MAGA didn’t ask for… but totally deserve.
#KashPatel #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
when even your boss can’t stand your headlines, it’s not about investigations… it’s about optics.
Stay tuned, because the bureau may be on the verge of a plot twist.
#FBIDrama #KashPatel
when even your boss can’t stand your headlines, it’s not about investigations… it’s about optics.
Stay tuned, because the bureau may be on the verge of a plot twist.
#FBIDrama #KashPatel
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
#KashPatel #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
when even your boss can’t stand your headlines, it’s not about investigations… it’s about optics.
Stay tuned, because the bureau may be on the verge of a plot twist.
#FBIDrama #KashPatel
when even your boss can’t stand your headlines, it’s not about investigations… it’s about optics.
Stay tuned, because the bureau may be on the verge of a plot twist.
#FBIDrama #KashPatel
Reposted by 5nark Twain
🚨🚨HOLY SHIT‼️Robert De Niro just went scorched earth on “Dirty Donald” and his administration and it is delicious to watch. This is how you pushback on this fascist regime. Thank you calling out these anti-American fools for the invasive species that they are. Must watch🔥💥🔥
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
🚨🚨HOLY SHIT‼️Robert De Niro just went scorched earth on “Dirty Donald” and his administration and it is delicious to watch. This is how you pushback on this fascist regime. Thank you calling out these anti-American fools for the invasive species that they are. Must watch🔥💥🔥
#MarkKelley #PeteHegseth
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
explain to me how a drunk dude thought he could go after a Navy captain AND astronaut — like bro, you can’t even navigate a sidewalk and you’re coming for someone who literally navigated space and dodge missiles
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
explain to me how a drunk dude thought he could go after a Navy captain AND astronaut — like bro, you can’t even navigate a sidewalk and you’re coming for someone who literally navigated space and dodge missiles
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
#MarkKelley #PeteHegseth
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
explain to me how a drunk dude thought he could go after a Navy captain AND astronaut — like bro, you can’t even navigate a sidewalk and you’re coming for someone who literally navigated space and dodge missiles
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
explain to me how a drunk dude thought he could go after a Navy captain AND astronaut — like bro, you can’t even navigate a sidewalk and you’re coming for someone who literally navigated space and dodge missiles
#Trump #Economy #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
under Biden , we were the envy of the world and then Under Trump the economy didn’t just slip — it face-planted, rolled down a hill, and asked for spare change at the bottom.
under Biden , we were the envy of the world and then Under Trump the economy didn’t just slip — it face-planted, rolled down a hill, and asked for spare change at the bottom.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
#Trump #Economy #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
under Biden , we were the envy of the world and then Under Trump the economy didn’t just slip — it face-planted, rolled down a hill, and asked for spare change at the bottom.
under Biden , we were the envy of the world and then Under Trump the economy didn’t just slip — it face-planted, rolled down a hill, and asked for spare change at the bottom.
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
#Impeach #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
When incompetence and corruption becomes a group project
At this point, impeaching one of them is like deleting a single app on a phone with 87 viruses.
Whole squad gotta go.
#ImpeachTheNPCs #AdminFail #ChaosCrew #GovernmentMeme #AccountabilityNow
When incompetence and corruption becomes a group project
At this point, impeaching one of them is like deleting a single app on a phone with 87 viruses.
Whole squad gotta go.
#ImpeachTheNPCs #AdminFail #ChaosCrew #GovernmentMeme #AccountabilityNow
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
#Impeach #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
When incompetence and corruption becomes a group project
At this point, impeaching one of them is like deleting a single app on a phone with 87 viruses.
Whole squad gotta go.
#ImpeachTheNPCs #AdminFail #ChaosCrew #GovernmentMeme #AccountabilityNow
When incompetence and corruption becomes a group project
At this point, impeaching one of them is like deleting a single app on a phone with 87 viruses.
Whole squad gotta go.
#ImpeachTheNPCs #AdminFail #ChaosCrew #GovernmentMeme #AccountabilityNow
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
#Thanksgiving #ICE #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
If we want to talk about gratitude this season, maybe start with remembering who opened the door in the first place and how our legacy is one of betrayal
#FirstPeoples #TruthBeforeMyth #LandBack #IndigenousHistory #HonorTheHosts #ThanksgivingTruth
If we want to talk about gratitude this season, maybe start with remembering who opened the door in the first place and how our legacy is one of betrayal
#FirstPeoples #TruthBeforeMyth #LandBack #IndigenousHistory #HonorTheHosts #ThanksgivingTruth
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
#Thanksgiving #ICE #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
If we want to talk about gratitude this season, maybe start with remembering who opened the door in the first place and how our legacy is one of betrayal
#FirstPeoples #TruthBeforeMyth #LandBack #IndigenousHistory #HonorTheHosts #ThanksgivingTruth
If we want to talk about gratitude this season, maybe start with remembering who opened the door in the first place and how our legacy is one of betrayal
#FirstPeoples #TruthBeforeMyth #LandBack #IndigenousHistory #HonorTheHosts #ThanksgivingTruth
#Trump #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
Welcome to the 2025 holiday season — where the only thing rising faster than Christmas lights are the prices.
Grocery bill? A jump scare.
Healthcare? A Hallmark horror movie. Presents for the kids? Can’t even afford a bag of coal. 🎅✨
#HolidayTruths #EconomyCheck
Welcome to the 2025 holiday season — where the only thing rising faster than Christmas lights are the prices.
Grocery bill? A jump scare.
Healthcare? A Hallmark horror movie. Presents for the kids? Can’t even afford a bag of coal. 🎅✨
#HolidayTruths #EconomyCheck
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
#Trump #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
Welcome to the 2025 holiday season — where the only thing rising faster than Christmas lights are the prices.
Grocery bill? A jump scare.
Healthcare? A Hallmark horror movie. Presents for the kids? Can’t even afford a bag of coal. 🎅✨
#HolidayTruths #EconomyCheck
Welcome to the 2025 holiday season — where the only thing rising faster than Christmas lights are the prices.
Grocery bill? A jump scare.
Healthcare? A Hallmark horror movie. Presents for the kids? Can’t even afford a bag of coal. 🎅✨
#HolidayTruths #EconomyCheck
Reposted by 5nark Twain
#ProudBlue
#OneV1
flip.it/P4FxKp
Sounds like Trump
I respect Brazil.
They do what they say.
Here we have unlimited hypocrisy.
We live, breathe and wallow in it.
What could explain why we allow Republicans to continue to stop gun control laws?
Or watch them protect child sex traffickers?
#OneV1
flip.it/P4FxKp
Sounds like Trump
I respect Brazil.
They do what they say.
Here we have unlimited hypocrisy.
We live, breathe and wallow in it.
What could explain why we allow Republicans to continue to stop gun control laws?
Or watch them protect child sex traffickers?
Brazil's ex-president Bolsonaro arrested over alleged plot to escape and avoid 27-year prison term
Brazil’s Supreme Court has ordered the arrest of former President Jair Bolsonaro over claims he was planning to escape before starting his 27-year prison sentence for leading a coup attempt.
flip.it
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
#ProudBlue
#OneV1
flip.it/P4FxKp
Sounds like Trump
I respect Brazil.
They do what they say.
Here we have unlimited hypocrisy.
We live, breathe and wallow in it.
What could explain why we allow Republicans to continue to stop gun control laws?
Or watch them protect child sex traffickers?
#OneV1
flip.it/P4FxKp
Sounds like Trump
I respect Brazil.
They do what they say.
Here we have unlimited hypocrisy.
We live, breathe and wallow in it.
What could explain why we allow Republicans to continue to stop gun control laws?
Or watch them protect child sex traffickers?
Reposted by 5nark Twain
"Niemöller’s warning about passivity and indifference, about the dangers of silence and inaction in the face of injustice, about going along to get along and speaking out too late, is enduring."
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
The Intellectual and Moral Decline of the American Right
The conservative backlash against Nick Fuentes has yet to challenge the president who had him over for dinner.
www.theatlantic.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"Niemöller’s warning about passivity and indifference, about the dangers of silence and inaction in the face of injustice, about going along to get along and speaking out too late, is enduring."
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
#Mamdani #WhiteHouse #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
Wonder why Trump fawned all over Mandani at the White House? I think his dementia rattled brain saw the beard and thought…
Wonder why Trump fawned all over Mandani at the White House? I think his dementia rattled brain saw the beard and thought…
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
#Mamdani #WhiteHouse #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
Wonder why Trump fawned all over Mandani at the White House? I think his dementia rattled brain saw the beard and thought…
Wonder why Trump fawned all over Mandani at the White House? I think his dementia rattled brain saw the beard and thought…
#MAGA #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
Discover the Magical World of “MAGA Faery Tales” – Where Reality Takes a Permanent Vacation!
Perfect for bedtime stories or family gatherings where critical thinking is strictly optional!
Grab your copy today – before it’s banned for being too “truthy.” Only $86.47
Discover the Magical World of “MAGA Faery Tales” – Where Reality Takes a Permanent Vacation!
Perfect for bedtime stories or family gatherings where critical thinking is strictly optional!
Grab your copy today – before it’s banned for being too “truthy.” Only $86.47
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
#MAGA #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
Discover the Magical World of “MAGA Faery Tales” – Where Reality Takes a Permanent Vacation!
Perfect for bedtime stories or family gatherings where critical thinking is strictly optional!
Grab your copy today – before it’s banned for being too “truthy.” Only $86.47
Discover the Magical World of “MAGA Faery Tales” – Where Reality Takes a Permanent Vacation!
Perfect for bedtime stories or family gatherings where critical thinking is strictly optional!
Grab your copy today – before it’s banned for being too “truthy.” Only $86.47
#DonaldTrump #TDS #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
it’s wild how every time I post about Trump MAGA keeps yelling ‘TDS! TDS!’ like some bargain-bin WebMD
Well TDS is real but not in the way they think
Projection? Babe, it’s not a projector — it’s a full IMAX experience
#TDS #Projection101 #MAGAProblems
it’s wild how every time I post about Trump MAGA keeps yelling ‘TDS! TDS!’ like some bargain-bin WebMD
Well TDS is real but not in the way they think
Projection? Babe, it’s not a projector — it’s a full IMAX experience
#TDS #Projection101 #MAGAProblems
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
#DonaldTrump #TDS #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
it’s wild how every time I post about Trump MAGA keeps yelling ‘TDS! TDS!’ like some bargain-bin WebMD
Well TDS is real but not in the way they think
Projection? Babe, it’s not a projector — it’s a full IMAX experience
#TDS #Projection101 #MAGAProblems
it’s wild how every time I post about Trump MAGA keeps yelling ‘TDS! TDS!’ like some bargain-bin WebMD
Well TDS is real but not in the way they think
Projection? Babe, it’s not a projector — it’s a full IMAX experience
#TDS #Projection101 #MAGAProblems
