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Comfortably dumb, endearing to some
Posting.cool
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He looks like he just found out hitler died
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 6:02 PM
He looks like he just found out hitler died
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...
if a person with good morals can't stop drinking, its because they're an alcoholic. if a person with bad morals can't stop drinking, its because they're a worthless drunk.
January 30, 2026 at 1:44 PM
if a person with good morals can't stop drinking, its because they're an alcoholic. if a person with bad morals can't stop drinking, its because they're a worthless drunk.
Success in life is masturbation
Now failure,
Now failure,
January 30, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Success in life is masturbation
Now failure,
Now failure,
Maybe if the voters of Tennessee elected leaders who actually believe in climate change, Memphis wouldn’t be in a state of emergency right now
Basically what I’m saying is that I have a fedex package that hasn’t moved in six days and it’s republicans’ fault
Basically what I’m saying is that I have a fedex package that hasn’t moved in six days and it’s republicans’ fault
January 29, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Maybe if the voters of Tennessee elected leaders who actually believe in climate change, Memphis wouldn’t be in a state of emergency right now
Basically what I’m saying is that I have a fedex package that hasn’t moved in six days and it’s republicans’ fault
Basically what I’m saying is that I have a fedex package that hasn’t moved in six days and it’s republicans’ fault
i’m a shitposter… uh what’s the opposite of extraordinaire
January 29, 2026 at 7:17 PM
i’m a shitposter… uh what’s the opposite of extraordinaire
adobe acrobat just added the feature we've all been waiting for, you can now generate a podcast from your favorite pdf file!
January 29, 2026 at 3:42 PM
adobe acrobat just added the feature we've all been waiting for, you can now generate a podcast from your favorite pdf file!
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Ordering two 150lb dumbbells online bc Im in a fight with my mailman
September 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Ordering two 150lb dumbbells online bc Im in a fight with my mailman
If you can’t tell the difference between human creations vs AI (writing, images, videos) you’re illiterate. Stop pretending you know how to read.
January 27, 2026 at 1:31 PM
If you can’t tell the difference between human creations vs AI (writing, images, videos) you’re illiterate. Stop pretending you know how to read.
Medicare for all (except old people, fuck them)
January 26, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Medicare for all (except old people, fuck them)
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January 19, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Fuck ‘em
Who has an opinion about plants
January 17, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Fuck ‘em
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Hey I forgot to post this here but I made a comic and it’s kinda funny
www.simpletoncomics.com/shoelessjim
www.simpletoncomics.com/shoelessjim
December 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Hey I forgot to post this here but I made a comic and it’s kinda funny
www.simpletoncomics.com/shoelessjim
www.simpletoncomics.com/shoelessjim
speedrun 300 credit score any% noglitch
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
speedrun 300 credit score any% noglitch
Neil Armstrong will be remembered as a hero for all of human history and the first person to walk on mars is just going to be some techbro douchebag
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Neil Armstrong will be remembered as a hero for all of human history and the first person to walk on mars is just going to be some techbro douchebag
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In the not too distant future we’ll have used up all the good usernames and all that will be left is names like eatssoupsometimes2024
October 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
In the not too distant future we’ll have used up all the good usernames and all that will be left is names like eatssoupsometimes2024
Here’s what Democrats need to do
October 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Here’s what Democrats need to do
They should make a rock band game where you slide your nose across the guitar to do lines of coke and the drums to keep the rhythm when you’re fucking your singer’s ex wife
October 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
They should make a rock band game where you slide your nose across the guitar to do lines of coke and the drums to keep the rhythm when you’re fucking your singer’s ex wife
The NY times says Zohran is one of us
October 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The NY times says Zohran is one of us
Every time I install some software and it automatically puts a shortcut on my desktop, an angel loses its wings and has to go down to earth and get a job parking cars at the airport
October 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Every time I install some software and it automatically puts a shortcut on my desktop, an angel loses its wings and has to go down to earth and get a job parking cars at the airport