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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now
@guy1.bsky.social
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · Jun 21
Kinda Cool to implement chamber pots being a part of life before like 100 years ago. Hell yeah brother
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 2h
DAMMIT i got a jury summons again. At least it’s not for a grand jury
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 2h
Watching this space. Notifs on
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 2h
Time to go post a Release The Files meme under a news story about an atrocity, because distraction
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 2h
See, if I tell 18 people, but they all keep it to themselves, basically it’s like only 2 people know. Because it’s just me and 18 alternate universes where I only told 1 person. Do the math
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 2h
Living in a tight knit neighborhood for the first time is funny, all the time a guy will tell you something about someone and be like “seriously dude, this stays between us” and invariably like a week later someone at the bar will be like “did you hear [the thing]” and like, yeah Mike R. told me obv
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 2h
Asking for a nobel prize for running the dishwasher and emptying it in the same day
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 2h
Ty
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 2h
Making additional principal payments on top of your regular mortgage payments is a slick move
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 3h
I’m eating a sandwich if anyone gives a single fuck
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 4h
I’m not an art expert or snob, but people who are say there are better art museums in other cities in the US and globally than in DC. That said, being able to go to some good art museums for free easily on public transportation often is a huge perk of living in DC. I take advantage often
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 4h
I’ve rewatched the jumping into pants video like 10 times already
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 5h
This being another one bsky.app/profile/guy1...
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · Feb 9
Dystopian movie about a world where more and more people name their kids jeff until everyone is named jeff
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 5h
This is not the first time i post something that randomly popped into my head and someone found a yt video where not only did they have the same idea, they created a fairly elaborate video about it
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Ibzy '25 @ibzy.co.uk · 6h
This you?
youtu.be/M7aqMDwMZso?...
jumping into pants
YouTube video by Shawn B
youtu.be
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 6h
Yeah pretty much
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 6h
Fuck spotify etc but this does kinda sum it up
A spotify playlist “made for you” called Lost In The Woods
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 6h
Mon-tues-thurs in office is a great setup. Wednesday a little weekend. Knocked out some work so it’s time for a late morning shower and shave with coffee
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 6h
Ours is a largely horseless resistance
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 6h
Baby girl can you stop balling for a sec I’m trying to talk to you
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 8h
Referencing my posts in the hopes the mugger is a follower. “Baby girl… nothing? Soap on the taint hole? Woah bro it’s a bit calm down”
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 8h
In order to defy expectations of “putting on my pants one leg at a time” i have my associates hold the pants from each side at the bottom of a stairwell and i run down and jump from the fifth step, perfectly sliding both legs into the pants simultaneously
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 8h
Pronouncing the beginning of attachment like attaché case until my boss demotes me
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 18h
Rollo (Norman: Rou, Rolloun; Old Norse: Hrólfr; French: Rollon; c. 835/870 – 933), also known with his epithet, Rollo "the Walker",[4] was a Viking who, as
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 1d
Chicken noddle soup for the solt
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 1d
Tl rn
Jeff posted “that’s horse apples, bro” Same time as rat fascal posted “No thanks, that's how they got Snow White and I'm much more beautiful than her” with a pic of a basket of apples with a help yourself sign
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 1d
Spinch lmao
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