no it's the terminally offline who are wrong

I don't know what about the phrasing of the statement particularly amuses me except that it definitely does.

This is the kind of thing I'd slap on my dash on the monsterfucker website.

Actually I should probably say when I was in this research pit we hadn't figured out bladder transplants. We might have managed it since then!

I researched this for a fanfic once.
Did you know we don't really do bladder transplants yet? Before I got sucked into the kidney transplant research pit I hadn't realized that there were some organs we hadn't figured out how to do yet.

I kind of like it. It kind of evokes a warm feel. (Even tho it isn't a warm color.) Although maybe that's the lighting?

that's not to say they won't have facilities, but it is to say that when the sign says 'don't flush wet wipes, our plumbing is old', they do sometimes mean 'centuries old'