Moke
@moke.me
He/Him
Software Engineer
Posts in English and Portuguese
From 🇧🇷, but living in 🇵🇹 since 2018
Father of the most beautiful girl!
Software Engineer
Posts in English and Portuguese
From 🇧🇷, but living in 🇵🇹 since 2018
Father of the most beautiful girl!
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I had a serious moment of "...why the hell would anybody put AI in a kitchen mixer tap?" before remembering that it wasn't all that long ago that the Cursed Sigil ✨ just indicated that something was bright and shiny. You know, qualities that actually make sense for a chrome-plated plumbing fixture.
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I had a serious moment of "...why the hell would anybody put AI in a kitchen mixer tap?" before remembering that it wasn't all that long ago that the Cursed Sigil ✨ just indicated that something was bright and shiny. You know, qualities that actually make sense for a chrome-plated plumbing fixture.
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Spectre.Console 0.54.0 released! 🎉 spectreconsole.net/blog/posts/2...
Spectre.Console - Spectre.Console 0.54.0 released!
Spectre.Console.Cli has a new home!
spectreconsole.net
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Spectre.Console 0.54.0 released! 🎉 spectreconsole.net/blog/posts/2...
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Erinnert Ihr Euch noch an das Lobbygeheule, dass Apple leider keine Live-Übersetzung in der EU ausrollen könnte, weil der böse Digital Markets Act das nicht erlaube?
Das war natürlich Lobby-PR und viele sind darauf reingefallen.
Das war natürlich Lobby-PR und viele sind darauf reingefallen.
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Erinnert Ihr Euch noch an das Lobbygeheule, dass Apple leider keine Live-Übersetzung in der EU ausrollen könnte, weil der böse Digital Markets Act das nicht erlaube?
Das war natürlich Lobby-PR und viele sind darauf reingefallen.
Das war natürlich Lobby-PR und viele sind darauf reingefallen.
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
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Happy .NET 10 release day to all those who celebrate 🥳
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Happy .NET 10 release day to all those who celebrate 🥳
Love .NET 10 and file-based apps!
PS: please, make `dotnet format` work with file-based apps!
#dotnetConf
PS: please, make `dotnet format` work with file-based apps!
#dotnetConf
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Love .NET 10 and file-based apps!
PS: please, make `dotnet format` work with file-based apps!
#dotnetConf
PS: please, make `dotnet format` work with file-based apps!
#dotnetConf
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November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that
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People > AI because I can ping an engineer "halp, why?" with a screencast of the bug and a link to the code and they will tell me that either: 1. I'm dumb or 2. It's a Chromium bug, and more often than not it's the latter, and AI can't do that.
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
People > AI because I can ping an engineer "halp, why?" with a screencast of the bug and a link to the code and they will tell me that either: 1. I'm dumb or 2. It's a Chromium bug, and more often than not it's the latter, and AI can't do that.
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BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
Congratulations! You've been promoted to
Disgusted Software Engineer
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Congratulations! You've been promoted to
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
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Easier reflection with [UnsafeAccessorType] in .NET 10 andrewlock.net/exploring-do... #dotnet
Easier reflection with [UnsafeAccessorType] in .NET 10: Exploring the .NET 10 preview - Part 9
In this post I show how to work with [UnsafeAccessor] to do 'easier' reflection and how to use .NET 10's [UnsafeAccessorType] with types you can't reference
andrewlock.net
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Easier reflection with [UnsafeAccessorType] in .NET 10 andrewlock.net/exploring-do... #dotnet
Eu providenciaria uma cela com um armário repleto de pães e leite condensado pra ele. A biografia do Ulstra e do Osmar Terra na mesa. E um celular com créditos ilimitados para falar com o Carluxo, mas somente com o Carluxo.
➡️ Moraes já olhou cela para a qual pretende enviar Bolsonaro na Papuda
O ministro Alexandre de Moraes (STF) planeja enviar o ex-presidente Jair Bolsonaro para cela especial; saiba detalhes da instalação
Leia na coluna de Paulo Cappelli: curt.link/uVEhT
O ministro Alexandre de Moraes (STF) planeja enviar o ex-presidente Jair Bolsonaro para cela especial; saiba detalhes da instalação
Leia na coluna de Paulo Cappelli: curt.link/uVEhT
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Eu providenciaria uma cela com um armário repleto de pães e leite condensado pra ele. A biografia do Ulstra e do Osmar Terra na mesa. E um celular com créditos ilimitados para falar com o Carluxo, mas somente com o Carluxo.
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stickfight was fucking iconic
It wasn't deep. It didn't have much to say. But Xiao Xiao inspired millions to try Flash animation for themselves.
A Beijing artist made this series -- and turned stick fights into a phenomenon. We're exploring why and how he did it:
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/when-stick...
A Beijing artist made this series -- and turned stick fights into a phenomenon. We're exploring why and how he did it:
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/when-stick...
November 4, 2025 at 6:43 AM
stickfight was fucking iconic
I'll never understand why `The Catcher in the Rye` became so famous. The main character, Holden, is annoying, and the book is boring.
November 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I'll never understand why `The Catcher in the Rye` became so famous. The main character, Holden, is annoying, and the book is boring.
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Infrastructure as Code is great because it allows you to write infrastructure bugs
October 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Infrastructure as Code is great because it allows you to write infrastructure bugs
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"go to TikTok. See for yourself."
![Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on ‘The Kardashians’ that she believes the moon landing was fake:
“They’re gonna say I’m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. […] There’s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?”"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks3gpa6ftoyaq7hmf6c4qx4c/bafkreickzwdynkak7r4lur6afktglm3gontqsq5r5c7jeewyecyd4dczla@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 AM
"go to TikTok. See for yourself."
