Modern Pilgrim
@modernpilgrim.bsky.social
songs, machine repair, cooking, Shining Force
just had to spend an hour giving my dog a subcutaneous injection and i can tell you one thing i learned: dogs like cheese
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
just had to spend an hour giving my dog a subcutaneous injection and i can tell you one thing i learned: dogs like cheese
i watch cooking shows like they're the world series. just me eating little hot dogs and saying shit like: "man, he really put some pepper on that one."
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
i watch cooking shows like they're the world series. just me eating little hot dogs and saying shit like: "man, he really put some pepper on that one."
there should always be an even number of eggs left
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
there should always be an even number of eggs left
I've made the awful decision to care about sports today...
October 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I've made the awful decision to care about sports today...
cheap beers with the olds at the fish store is severely underrated
August 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
cheap beers with the olds at the fish store is severely underrated
Fukui-San!
Ohta, go!
Ohta, go!
August 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Fukui-San!
Ohta, go!
Ohta, go!
Iron Chef instead of debates from now on
August 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Iron Chef instead of debates from now on
Polo should be called "Horses & Hammers"
Ok, bye
Ok, bye
August 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Polo should be called "Horses & Hammers"
Ok, bye
Ok, bye
Make a band food:
Pho Fighters
Pho Fighters
Make a band food:
Flan Halen
Flan Halen
August 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Make a band food:
Pho Fighters
Pho Fighters
taking discreet cuttings from the garden department at home depot because I like to play the demo before buying the game.
August 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
taking discreet cuttings from the garden department at home depot because I like to play the demo before buying the game.
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You get sent nudes but without alt text like OMG PASS
July 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
You get sent nudes but without alt text like OMG PASS
RIP George Wendt. I'll take care of your bar tab.
May 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
RIP George Wendt. I'll take care of your bar tab.
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BREAKING NEWS: Water sausage shows off his impressive skills.
May 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Water sausage shows off his impressive skills.
going back to a place that doesn't remember you still feels good
May 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
going back to a place that doesn't remember you still feels good
my misery is hilarious
May 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
my misery is hilarious
bartender: you guys know the rules: no nerd-fighting in the bar. you gotta take that shit outside with the rest of the trivia teams! i don't care what mythoi, canon, or expanded universes you support, this is a welcoming public house!
May 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
bartender: you guys know the rules: no nerd-fighting in the bar. you gotta take that shit outside with the rest of the trivia teams! i don't care what mythoi, canon, or expanded universes you support, this is a welcoming public house!
i feel like i'm pretty good at asking for help in newer online places. that being said, i do get called a stupid asshole on a regular basis, so that's also fine
May 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
i feel like i'm pretty good at asking for help in newer online places. that being said, i do get called a stupid asshole on a regular basis, so that's also fine
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weird al yankovic? i wonder if he means old fred yankovic...
May 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
weird al yankovic? i wonder if he means old fred yankovic...
pretty good day to sort through a mountain of old media CDs
May 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
pretty good day to sort through a mountain of old media CDs
got me a big graduated gallon water bottle to stave off dehydration but, as we all predicted, i just filled it with pudding.
May 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
got me a big graduated gallon water bottle to stave off dehydration but, as we all predicted, i just filled it with pudding.
you know, we gotta defend the moon from vampires.
May 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
you know, we gotta defend the moon from vampires.
careful out there. it's breaking stuff weather.
May 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
careful out there. it's breaking stuff weather.
just do some useless stretching or something, jeeez
May 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
just do some useless stretching or something, jeeez
there is a journal entry that just got updated. so that's good.
May 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
there is a journal entry that just got updated. so that's good.
i have 3 hours left to not go to work. pray for me.
May 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i have 3 hours left to not go to work. pray for me.