my condolences, you'll be glad to know that he was both delovely and delicious

we've been out here for months, thank you for joining the fight for your prostate

mustard volume is distance through time, sauerkraut is ordination spatially, let's talk about chili...are you even listening?

"that's bumper cars, bitch!"

i like the idea of the foam shelf being something you just need to try, like: "you never know, you might like the memory foam china cabinet, what do you have to lose?"

i would not like that with a fox

oh wow i hate that so much!

"me and the meats, walking side-by-side..."

then you'd have to do entire life stories to learn what each person's last words meant. it would be way too long.

because Piggy! That's great!

Buster Keaton