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when gandalf said "do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks. I am not trying to rob you. I'm trying to help you."
he captured the essence of trying to stop a dog eating a plastic bag
February 1, 2026 at 10:48 AM
moderncarapace.bsky.social
My book is called Modern Carapace: O Bounty Of Thy Ribs, and it’s a comic about a young lady named Esther who lives a solitary life in the ruins of an abandoned amusement park, where she monitors the surrounding territories for megafauna that she is fiercely committed to protecting.
Cover of Modern Carapace: O Bounty Of Thy Ribs. Esther, a young woman with short hair, rests on an orange stone in the desert, and has one had placed on the mouthparts of a gargantuan (but still juvenile) insect kaiju. At her feet sits her helmet.
January 29, 2026 at 10:13 PM
moderncarapace.bsky.social
Hell exists because they have to put fascists who say stuff like “the memes will continue” somewhere when they die
January 28, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
I have spoken aloud exactly once. My words became known as "Dullard's Remark"
January 28, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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Luke is the Guy
lukeoneil47.bsky.social Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 5d
A switch having flipped in all of their brains when they realized that they could not shoot and could not arrest fire or water or wind. After that they were out of ideas. Punishment being the only tool they had ever wielded.
The fullest extent of the law The morning after the wildfires had spread widely enough that they begged addressing the mayor stood up outside of the charred strip mall where we used to get takeout Korean and assured the public that any looters would be dealt with in the harshest possible fashion. Much like she had said before with respect to the floods. The tableau was almost beautiful. Ash falling like snowflakes and the heat of the flames over the hill glowing like Christmas. Someone must have set that up. Five of them had been arrested already she said this time and the last time and the next. Criminals who had come from outside of the city she said. The councilors joined along in chorus after her in their own respective speeches. Both ally and enemy alike. A switch having flipped in all of their brains when they realized that they could not shoot and could not arrest fire or water or wind. After that they were out of ideas. Punishment being the only tool they had ever wielded. I was sitting on the foot edge of a bad bed in a motel seventy five miles south while the kids were outside bothering the buttons of an emptied out soda machine. Each of us wishing for a different kind of miracle. I checked out of habit to see if they had a Bible in the drawer. 32 This is not who we are she said. What was it exactly that they were supposed to be looting here? Were they stuffing their pockets with fistfuls of ash? There was nothing that we had left behind that anyone could take from us in any way that mattered anymore. It all belonged to the fire now. Probably always did.
January 28, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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I’ve been eating rocks just to get out of my food comfort zone
mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 5d
these people seem like idiots
January 27, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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birdrespecter.bsky.social
The person who first invented gas station video ads is a sick troglodyte whose assets should be liquidated and sentenced to 5 years of full metal jacket style soap bar sock beatings
January 27, 2026 at 3:35 PM
moderncarapace.bsky.social
Get these killers out of Minnesota!
Drawing by me based on artwork originally by Ward Kimball for the Walt Disney short, "Der Fuehrer's Face." A loon tosses a big tomato at ICE lunkhead Greg Bovino's face. Beneath it reads, "ICE OUT NOW!"
January 26, 2026 at 9:25 PM