Matt Parker
@mjeparker.bsky.social
Maths Teacher in alternative provision. Father of two. Aston Villa, Warwickshire County Cricket Club, England Rugby, Bournville Harriers RC, National Trust, Genesis, beer and Malbec.
Bollocks to Brexit.
Bollocks to Brexit.
Following their late win over Arsenal on Saturday, Aston Villa are now sixth in Opta's Global Power Rankings, ahead of Chelsea, Liverpool and Real Madrid. 📈
#AVFC
#AVFC
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Did anyone else have this on on repeat all the way down to Wembley in 96? #avfc
Did anyone else have this on on repeat all the way down to Wembley in 96? #avfc
DAVE CHANCE'S ASTON VILLA LEAGUE CUP FINAL WINNERS 1996 SONG. IT'S UP TO YOU DWIGHT YORKE
YouTube video by dave chance
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December 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Did anyone else have this on on repeat all the way down to Wembley in 96? #avfc
Did anyone else have this on on repeat all the way down to Wembley in 96? #avfc
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Admirably shite start from Spurs 👏🏻 #veryveryfunnyindeed
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Admirably shite start from Spurs 👏🏻 #veryveryfunnyindeed
This isn’t getting anything like the traction it requires
Takes a few seconds and this is definitely needed so please do your bit.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...
petition.parliament.uk
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This isn’t getting anything like the traction it requires
Wonderful comedic contrast on the BBC website today #worldcupqualifiers
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Wonderful comedic contrast on the BBC website today #worldcupqualifiers
The leaflet that my daughter grabbed at the library earlier and that my son has been using as a bookmark all afternoon. They’re four and seven.
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The leaflet that my daughter grabbed at the library earlier and that my son has been using as a bookmark all afternoon. They’re four and seven.
Due to car issues, I have found myself stranded in Luton. Strolled to have a look at the famous away end. What a timeline this is. #luton
October 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Due to car issues, I have found myself stranded in Luton. Strolled to have a look at the famous away end. What a timeline this is. #luton
🇮🇪 with the uni bunch
October 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
🇮🇪 with the uni bunch
October 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Reposted by Matt Parker
Decades after the Heysel and Hillsborough disasters, can politicians please not second-guess expert safety assessments for football stadiums.
Thank you.
An Aston Villa fan.
Thank you.
An Aston Villa fan.
October 17, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Decades after the Heysel and Hillsborough disasters, can politicians please not second-guess expert safety assessments for football stadiums.
Thank you.
An Aston Villa fan.
Thank you.
An Aston Villa fan.
Chester Marathon ✅
3h25
3h25
October 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Chester Marathon ✅
3h25
3h25