Matt Parker
@mjeparker.bsky.social
Maths Teacher in alternative provision. Father of two. Aston Villa, Warwickshire County Cricket Club, England Rugby, Bournville Harriers RC, National Trust, Genesis, beer and Malbec.
Bollocks to Brexit.
Bollocks to Brexit.
I might have missed the point here completely
December 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I might have missed the point here completely
So was I. Shot went straight through the keeper. Should’ve saved it.
Ginola at Villa was a weird one.
Ginola at Villa was a weird one.
December 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
So was I. Shot went straight through the keeper. Should’ve saved it.
Ginola at Villa was a weird one.
Ginola at Villa was a weird one.
Love how you’re not letting this go
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Love how you’re not letting this go
What a confusing way to present football scores. Glad I was three at the time. They had apparently sorted it out by the time I was six and cared.
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
What a confusing way to present football scores. Glad I was three at the time. They had apparently sorted it out by the time I was six and cared.
…but not peaceful. Shot down planes from both sides.
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
…but not peaceful. Shot down planes from both sides.
Neutrality in war didn’t mean they were peaceful. They just shot down planes from both sides.
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Neutrality in war didn’t mean they were peaceful. They just shot down planes from both sides.
Villa fan here. Not here to wind up. The thing I’d be most pissed off about is your keeper not even trying to save the free kick.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Villa fan here. Not here to wind up. The thing I’d be most pissed off about is your keeper not even trying to save the free kick.
I hope lessons are learned. But I fear our approach is too stubborn.
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I hope lessons are learned. But I fear our approach is too stubborn.