Matt Parker
@mjeparker.bsky.social
Maths Teacher in alternative provision. Father of two. Aston Villa, Warwickshire County Cricket Club, England Rugby, Bournville Harriers RC, National Trust, Genesis, beer and Malbec.
Bollocks to Brexit.
Bollocks to Brexit.
Wonderful comedic contrast on the BBC website today #worldcupqualifiers
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Wonderful comedic contrast on the BBC website today #worldcupqualifiers
And then, according to your own timeline, nothing happened for a hundred years.
November 1, 2025 at 9:44 AM
And then, according to your own timeline, nothing happened for a hundred years.
The leaflet that my daughter grabbed at the library earlier and that my son has been using as a bookmark all afternoon. They’re four and seven.
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The leaflet that my daughter grabbed at the library earlier and that my son has been using as a bookmark all afternoon. They’re four and seven.
Due to car issues, I have found myself stranded in Luton. Strolled to have a look at the famous away end. What a timeline this is. #luton
October 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Due to car issues, I have found myself stranded in Luton. Strolled to have a look at the famous away end. What a timeline this is. #luton
🇮🇪 with the uni bunch
October 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
🇮🇪 with the uni bunch
Look at that. Just look at it. Beautiful.
October 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Look at that. Just look at it. Beautiful.
My Phil Jones moment
October 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My Phil Jones moment
Chester Marathon ✅
3h25
3h25
October 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Chester Marathon ✅
3h25
3h25
October 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
September 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Having the scores on my phone like this is definitely the one #ceefax #telescore
September 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Having the scores on my phone like this is definitely the one #ceefax #telescore
September 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Might be a bold claim, but I reckon Manor Farm Park in Northfield contains Birmingham’s best waterfall. Prove me wrong #brum #waterfall
September 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Might be a bold claim, but I reckon Manor Farm Park in Northfield contains Birmingham’s best waterfall. Prove me wrong #brum #waterfall
