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Dr Mitten
@mittencrab.bsky.social
she/her, 30s. 🔞 | devil's minion brainrot. disregard. | sunrise, parabellum. | just a crab with mittens. please don't associate my real id or name with this profile. |
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i can't fix him but i can write fanfiction of him in the domestic scenarios he deserves
January 31, 2026 at 8:42 AM
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So uh, anyone want to try an old fashioned forum? Does anyone know of good forum software that's modern and easy to update?
January 31, 2026 at 8:01 AM
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„My Louis...”

they are so dear to me 💕
#wip #iwtv
January 26, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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I'm clinically depressed, Harry. Sorry if I wasn't in the mood to butter you up after you told us to fuck off.
January 31, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Ok I already wanted a loon tattoo but what if... grackle tattoo... 🤔
January 18, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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Grackle
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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"Grackle Assessment" (Common Grackle) 7" x 5" Oil on panel

I've had the fortune of having both the bronzed and the purple forms visit!
December 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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I love birds so much. Look at this face

#birds 🌿
December 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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First art of 2026 ✨ I just love painting memes! Been wanting to change my discord avatar for a while, crows were the first birds I saw this year, it all makde sense in my head 😂
#art #digitalart #digitalpainting #birds #grackle #memes #crowofjudgement
January 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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Revisited the Grackle yesterday - seems to have got through the cold weather well and even looked more lively than it did when first found! #HantsBirds
January 12, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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walky pink shark
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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"my body is a temple" what kind of shit temple has no murals? No ornamentation no votive ephemera get out of here bum
January 17, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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☺️
January 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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One of the most popular and crowd-pleasing arias in classical opera, "Perché non c'è cibo nella mia ciotola, donna?" tells an emotional tale of a desperately malnourished waif and translates into English as "Why Is There No Food In My Bowl, Woman?"
January 17, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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starting the year with dm turning angst, wahoo!!

#iwtv #iwtvfanart #devilsminion #armandaniel #thevampirearmand #danielmolloy

DO NOT REPOST!!!
January 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Drew this for my beloved disco oomf I’m meeting up🥰
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Yes, we can *see* the jacket. Fuck the world. Fuck police duty. Fuck Jean Vicquemare -- that's what it says to me. Fuck me. We've been through this.
December 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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🇨🇦🫡💰
December 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM