Mitch
@mitchalison.bsky.social
NZ based Creative Director and Strategist. Pro Ukraine, anti MAGA. Bokbefok. Currently supporting various orgs like Amnesty with fundraising.
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Check out these baddies waging a psyops campaign outside the hotel where ICE agents were *trying* to sleep.
Mariachi for the win!! 💃
Mariachi for the win!! 💃
June 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Check out these baddies waging a psyops campaign outside the hotel where ICE agents were *trying* to sleep.
Mariachi for the win!! 💃
Mariachi for the win!! 💃
Lyall Bay, Wellington. Wait for it (with sound). 😂
May 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Lyall Bay, Wellington. Wait for it (with sound). 😂
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Amazing that without even mentioning a name, EVERYONE knows exactly who it's referencing.
April 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Amazing that without even mentioning a name, EVERYONE knows exactly who it's referencing.
Israel Claims Slain Palestinian Rescue Workers Didn’t Properly Identify Selves As Human Beings — theonion.com/israel-claim...
Israel Claims Slain Palestinian Rescue Workers Didn’t Properly Identify Selves As Human Beings
RAFAH, GAZA—Responding to reports that 15 rescue workers in Gaza were killed execution style and buried in a mass grave, Israel claimed this week that the slain Palestinians did not properly identify ...
theonion.com
April 7, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Israel Claims Slain Palestinian Rescue Workers Didn’t Properly Identify Selves As Human Beings — theonion.com/israel-claim...
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Ooo. I like this idea. It's going to be weird when I turn all the grape packages upside down at Pak N Save but I'm here for the resistance.
April 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Ooo. I like this idea. It's going to be weird when I turn all the grape packages upside down at Pak N Save but I'm here for the resistance.
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He did it because those tux-wearing bastards never once said "thank you."
April 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
He did it because those tux-wearing bastards never once said "thank you."
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We have offered to negotiate a Minerals deal with the United States. Leadership there have enjoyed the recent cuckoo, heady feeling of brain damage, and may decide civilized society can never have enough Guano generated Nitrous Oxide.
www.futurity.org/nitrous-oxid...
www.futurity.org/nitrous-oxid...
www.futurity.org
April 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
We have offered to negotiate a Minerals deal with the United States. Leadership there have enjoyed the recent cuckoo, heady feeling of brain damage, and may decide civilized society can never have enough Guano generated Nitrous Oxide.
www.futurity.org/nitrous-oxid...
www.futurity.org/nitrous-oxid...
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Breaking now: Ministry of Economics reporting the tariffs have not caused significant changes to our trading volumes
April 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Breaking now: Ministry of Economics reporting the tariffs have not caused significant changes to our trading volumes
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First they deport you. Then they tariff you. Then they ask you to thank them. We will show them what real ICE agents are….
April 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
First they deport you. Then they tariff you. Then they ask you to thank them. We will show them what real ICE agents are….
Gold! #tariffs
We take tariffs on our beautiful Heard Island very seriously. We will be consulting all mammals and flightless birds and will make an announcement in the near future detailing our response. #heardisland #tariff #mcdonaldisland #trumptariff
April 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Gold! #tariffs
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Christ. Road cones…a hotline for road cones…. How much is that costing?
They truly are the govt of the false economy and “busy work” aren’t they? Should we give them a diorama to make to keep them occupied and then maybe we can get Chloe to run the place?
They truly are the govt of the false economy and “busy work” aren’t they? Should we give them a diorama to make to keep them occupied and then maybe we can get Chloe to run the place?
March 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Christ. Road cones…a hotline for road cones…. How much is that costing?
They truly are the govt of the false economy and “busy work” aren’t they? Should we give them a diorama to make to keep them occupied and then maybe we can get Chloe to run the place?
They truly are the govt of the false economy and “busy work” aren’t they? Should we give them a diorama to make to keep them occupied and then maybe we can get Chloe to run the place?
Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich — theonion.com/trump-says-h...
Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
theonion.com
March 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich — theonion.com/trump-says-h...
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years — theonion.com/when-youre-f...
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
March 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years — theonion.com/when-youre-f...
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years — theonion.com/when-youre-f...
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
March 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years — theonion.com/when-youre-f...
Please Like Me — theonion.com/please-like-...
Please Like Me
It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...
theonion.com
March 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Please Like Me — theonion.com/please-like-...
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Report: This Week’s All Fucking Hell Breaking Loose Projected To Be 30% More Insane Than Last Week’s Complete Shitshow — theonion.com/report-this-...
Report: This Week’s All Fucking Hell Breaking Loose Projected To Be 30% More Insane Than Last Week’s Complete Shitshow
WASHINGTON—Revealing that the “you aren’t going to fucking believe this” metrics were currently measuring off the goddamn charts, experts at the Center for Advanced Bullshit Studies published a report...
theonion.com
March 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Report: This Week’s All Fucking Hell Breaking Loose Projected To Be 30% More Insane Than Last Week’s Complete Shitshow — theonion.com/report-this-...
You can keep him USA. All yours
March 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You can keep him USA. All yours
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OH. MY. GOD.
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Congratulations @catespice.bsky.social photos of your seawitching in Wellington are now sitting safely on the Moon, watching over Earth for the next million years as part of the Lunar Codex www.lunarcodex.com
March 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
OH. MY. GOD.
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Perhaps it's time to start emailing Erica Stanford and pointing out that this mess is her responsibility because she's nominally the Minister of Education. She's hiding behind Seymour at the moment, but if a lot of people say 'we see you' to her, she might get spooked into taking action.
#nzpol
#nzpol
How is this debacle with the kids lunches still allowed to continue?
www.thepress.co.nz/nz-news/3605...
www.thepress.co.nz/nz-news/3605...
Children eat burned plastic in ‘appalling’ school lunch
“Disgusting and dangerous”: Children who reached the bottom of their lunch discovered the plastic container had melted into their food.
www.thepress.co.nz
March 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Perhaps it's time to start emailing Erica Stanford and pointing out that this mess is her responsibility because she's nominally the Minister of Education. She's hiding behind Seymour at the moment, but if a lot of people say 'we see you' to her, she might get spooked into taking action.
#nzpol
#nzpol