Misty Gedlinske
@mistygedlinske.bsky.social
Wordsmith. Weather condition. Western NC -> Southern WI.
Queer there and everywhere. Y’all Means All. (she/her)
💖💜💙
queeringthediscourse.com
Queer there and everywhere. Y’all Means All. (she/her)
💖💜💙
queeringthediscourse.com
Definitely invite him, then let the uncles and cousins handle him while you put the fear of complicity in statutory offenses into her parents.
My 16 year old niece is dating a 20 something year old and trying to bring him to my house for Thanksgiving
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Definitely invite him, then let the uncles and cousins handle him while you put the fear of complicity in statutory offenses into her parents.
Quiet, piggy.
Trump on Pritzker: “I would never want to talk about his weight. I don't talk about people being fat. I refuse to talk about the fact that he's a fat slob. I don't mention it.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Quiet, piggy.
BodeGoat.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
BodeGoat.
Reposted by Misty Gedlinske
hillary cass is to gender-affirming care what andrew wakefield is to vaccinations.
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 AM
hillary cass is to gender-affirming care what andrew wakefield is to vaccinations.
A movie that takes place where you’re from:
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from:
A family acquaintance recently pointed out that I have gained weight in my 40s, while my mother did not.
My response: “Well, my mother is also three undiagnosed disorders in a bathrobe, which she has self-medicated with staggering amounts of nicotine and caffeine for her entire adult life…
My response: “Well, my mother is also three undiagnosed disorders in a bathrobe, which she has self-medicated with staggering amounts of nicotine and caffeine for her entire adult life…
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
A family acquaintance recently pointed out that I have gained weight in my 40s, while my mother did not.
My response: “Well, my mother is also three undiagnosed disorders in a bathrobe, which she has self-medicated with staggering amounts of nicotine and caffeine for her entire adult life…
My response: “Well, my mother is also three undiagnosed disorders in a bathrobe, which she has self-medicated with staggering amounts of nicotine and caffeine for her entire adult life…
When you try to get into bed quietly so as not to wake your partner, but you live in an old house with squeaky floors and your bed frame is made of wrought iron:
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
When you try to get into bed quietly so as not to wake your partner, but you live in an old house with squeaky floors and your bed frame is made of wrought iron:
Let me repeat:
Everything I have ever learned about the sex lives of journalists and politicians has been against my will.
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Let me repeat:
Wag the Dog 2: South American Boogaloo
Exclusive: US to launch new phase of Venezuela operations, sources say reut.rs/4oekAL4
Exclusive: US to launch new phase of Venezuela operations, sources say
U.S. official sources told Reuters covert operations would likely be the first part of the new action.
reut.rs
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Wag the Dog 2: South American Boogaloo
It’s not just that capping federal financial aid and limiting tuition reimbursement options will create massive staffing shortages in healthcare, education, and social services. 1/5
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It’s not just that capping federal financial aid and limiting tuition reimbursement options will create massive staffing shortages in healthcare, education, and social services. 1/5
I shudder to think what Eldest Child had to do to get these.
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I shudder to think what Eldest Child had to do to get these.
Reposted by Misty Gedlinske
The Zohran press conference is your regular reminder that the entire administration folds like tissue paper at the slightest hint of confidence and conviction, and thus the fact that national democrats are playing a game of capitulation and weakness is exactly why they're all getting away with it
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The Zohran press conference is your regular reminder that the entire administration folds like tissue paper at the slightest hint of confidence and conviction, and thus the fact that national democrats are playing a game of capitulation and weakness is exactly why they're all getting away with it
“Gonna strike a deal, make him feel like a Congressman.”
I think it’s running in the family.
I think it’s running in the family.
trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
“Gonna strike a deal, make him feel like a Congressman.”
I think it’s running in the family.
I think it’s running in the family.
Behold her roumdness.
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Behold her roumdness.
Dear ICE agents in NC: Hey, so that noise in the woods that sounded like it was calling your name? You should totally go check on that.
And if you’re still outside when it gets dark, make sure you whistle real loud so it knows exactly where you are. Good luck!
And if you’re still outside when it gets dark, make sure you whistle real loud so it knows exactly where you are. Good luck!
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Dear ICE agents in NC: Hey, so that noise in the woods that sounded like it was calling your name? You should totally go check on that.
And if you’re still outside when it gets dark, make sure you whistle real loud so it knows exactly where you are. Good luck!
And if you’re still outside when it gets dark, make sure you whistle real loud so it knows exactly where you are. Good luck!
My neurodivergent kids are not the result of vaccines or taking Tylenol while pregnant.
They are the result of two people who love each other very much but also have Strong Opinions™️ about textures and never turning on the Big Light.
They are the result of two people who love each other very much but also have Strong Opinions™️ about textures and never turning on the Big Light.
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
My neurodivergent kids are not the result of vaccines or taking Tylenol while pregnant.
They are the result of two people who love each other very much but also have Strong Opinions™️ about textures and never turning on the Big Light.
They are the result of two people who love each other very much but also have Strong Opinions™️ about textures and never turning on the Big Light.
I find it interesting (derogatory) that so many of the same cisgender men who won’t stand anywhere near each other at urinals will pass up an entire row of open treadmills to take the one right next to a woman at the gym.
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I find it interesting (derogatory) that so many of the same cisgender men who won’t stand anywhere near each other at urinals will pass up an entire row of open treadmills to take the one right next to a woman at the gym.
Everything I have ever learned about the sex lives of journalists and politicians has been against my will.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Everything I have ever learned about the sex lives of journalists and politicians has been against my will.
Queerness being worse than sexual abuse is second only to anti-Black racism in Republican Party platform priorities. It’s just different aspects of white supremacy all the way down.
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Queerness being worse than sexual abuse is second only to anti-Black racism in Republican Party platform priorities. It’s just different aspects of white supremacy all the way down.
Before many more folks go rushing to bring Marjorie Taylor Greene into their “big tent” for doing the absolute bare, self-serving minimum to stand up to Trump, kindly remember that being accidentally correct twice a day doesn’t turn a broken clock into a reliable timepiece.
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Before many more folks go rushing to bring Marjorie Taylor Greene into their “big tent” for doing the absolute bare, self-serving minimum to stand up to Trump, kindly remember that being accidentally correct twice a day doesn’t turn a broken clock into a reliable timepiece.
If history books still exist in the future, this photo belongs in them.
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If history books still exist in the future, this photo belongs in them.
Imagine if people believed sexual assault survivors as readily as they do a homophobic rumor about a hypothetical blowjob.
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Imagine if people believed sexual assault survivors as readily as they do a homophobic rumor about a hypothetical blowjob.
I mean, probably the antique store too, if I'm honest.
But since I'm retired now, my proper title is "Slut Emerita."
But since I'm retired now, my proper title is "Slut Emerita."
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November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I mean, probably the antique store too, if I'm honest.
But since I'm retired now, my proper title is "Slut Emerita."
But since I'm retired now, my proper title is "Slut Emerita."
At the risk of being an utter killjoy, I remain convinced that no matter what he says or does, no matter what information gets released or revealed, the only Sparkling, Magical Deus Ex Machina Trick to removing the sex-pest-in-Chief is going to be his own mortality.
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
At the risk of being an utter killjoy, I remain convinced that no matter what he says or does, no matter what information gets released or revealed, the only Sparkling, Magical Deus Ex Machina Trick to removing the sex-pest-in-Chief is going to be his own mortality.
Said the Complainer-in-Chief, who refuses to take his own advice.
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Said the Complainer-in-Chief, who refuses to take his own advice.