kellibean
@misst0pia.bsky.social
🦄 she/her 🦇 from the earth to the morgue 🐰 dead but delicious 🖤
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I want to clean out my storage room but I know my adhd ass will move everything into the living room & leave it there for eternity because I’ll be too overwhelmed.
Or I’ll locate the one thing I’m hyperfixated on finding & then pile everything else back in a way that’s somehow worse than it is now.
Or I’ll locate the one thing I’m hyperfixated on finding & then pile everything else back in a way that’s somehow worse than it is now.
February 3, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I want to clean out my storage room but I know my adhd ass will move everything into the living room & leave it there for eternity because I’ll be too overwhelmed.
Or I’ll locate the one thing I’m hyperfixated on finding & then pile everything else back in a way that’s somehow worse than it is now.
Or I’ll locate the one thing I’m hyperfixated on finding & then pile everything else back in a way that’s somehow worse than it is now.
I take one little MCR social media break and the rest of Paper Kingdom leaks. Christ.
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I take one little MCR social media break and the rest of Paper Kingdom leaks. Christ.
The dress is not actually hanging from her nipples, dipshits. Do you think the woman has no areolas?
February 2, 2026 at 3:11 AM
The dress is not actually hanging from her nipples, dipshits. Do you think the woman has no areolas?
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Lovely how every time there's a big Epstein file dump we all feel like we have to relive all our teen girl sexual harassment/abuse trauma publicly because we've culturally memoryholed the horrors of 1970's-2000's "jailbait" shit
February 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Lovely how every time there's a big Epstein file dump we all feel like we have to relive all our teen girl sexual harassment/abuse trauma publicly because we've culturally memoryholed the horrors of 1970's-2000's "jailbait" shit
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I hope one day there's a dude as funny as Catherine O'Hara was, but I wouldn't bet on it.
January 30, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I hope one day there's a dude as funny as Catherine O'Hara was, but I wouldn't bet on it.
Tonight in pony news: Hazel did a mini spook at lord knows what but it caused her to smack her butt against the wall and it was loud so she had a meltdown.
Which is why I lunge her before every ride. She always has to get at least one panic attack out of her system.
Which is why I lunge her before every ride. She always has to get at least one panic attack out of her system.
January 30, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Tonight in pony news: Hazel did a mini spook at lord knows what but it caused her to smack her butt against the wall and it was loud so she had a meltdown.
Which is why I lunge her before every ride. She always has to get at least one panic attack out of her system.
Which is why I lunge her before every ride. She always has to get at least one panic attack out of her system.
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If Wicked has taught me anything, it’s that they should remake The Phantom Menace as a musical
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
If Wicked has taught me anything, it’s that they should remake The Phantom Menace as a musical
What branch of furrydom does Bonhomme fall under?
January 27, 2026 at 8:47 PM
What branch of furrydom does Bonhomme fall under?
I keep getting ads for diamonds on Netflix. Bro, I have the lowest tier subscription possible. You think I’m your target market?
January 25, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I keep getting ads for diamonds on Netflix. Bro, I have the lowest tier subscription possible. You think I’m your target market?
The right are getting off on these murders sexually.
You’ll never prove otherwise.
You’ll never prove otherwise.
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
The right are getting off on these murders sexually.
You’ll never prove otherwise.
You’ll never prove otherwise.
There’s a part of my brain that thinks I can do Europe in a carry-on but then
I remember I’m bringing a tent.
I remember I’m bringing a tent.
January 23, 2026 at 5:32 PM
There’s a part of my brain that thinks I can do Europe in a carry-on but then
I remember I’m bringing a tent.
I remember I’m bringing a tent.
I have finished consuming Taskmaster and hands-down my favorite task was in the champion of champions episode where Alex ate the edible masks. I had to pause multiple times because I could not stop cry-laughing at him biting their faces.
January 22, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I have finished consuming Taskmaster and hands-down my favorite task was in the champion of champions episode where Alex ate the edible masks. I had to pause multiple times because I could not stop cry-laughing at him biting their faces.
Now that I know how little effort has been put into studying perimenopause I deeply resent the existence of multiple erectile dysfunction drugs. I give zero fucks about whether old dicks can get hard. Perimenopause can last for upwards of a decade & most doctors have no fucking clue how to help.
January 20, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Now that I know how little effort has been put into studying perimenopause I deeply resent the existence of multiple erectile dysfunction drugs. I give zero fucks about whether old dicks can get hard. Perimenopause can last for upwards of a decade & most doctors have no fucking clue how to help.
Doing BTS bias quizzes with other people who don’t know anything about the members of BTS.
January 17, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Doing BTS bias quizzes with other people who don’t know anything about the members of BTS.
If I ever find out what Marty Supreme is even about it will have happened against my will. I do not consent to receiving any information about whatever that shit is.
January 15, 2026 at 1:46 AM
If I ever find out what Marty Supreme is even about it will have happened against my will. I do not consent to receiving any information about whatever that shit is.
How many commercial flights pass through Greenland’s airspace on any given day? Pretty much everything between the western parts of North America and Europe, yeah?
And how badly would shit get fucked up if that airspace was ever closed for emergency reasons?
And how badly would shit get fucked up if that airspace was ever closed for emergency reasons?
January 15, 2026 at 1:40 AM
How many commercial flights pass through Greenland’s airspace on any given day? Pretty much everything between the western parts of North America and Europe, yeah?
And how badly would shit get fucked up if that airspace was ever closed for emergency reasons?
And how badly would shit get fucked up if that airspace was ever closed for emergency reasons?
Between the imminent job cuts and Canada’s cowardly response to Trump’s threats against Greenland it has been a great day for Conservative PM @mark-carney.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Between the imminent job cuts and Canada’s cowardly response to Trump’s threats against Greenland it has been a great day for Conservative PM @mark-carney.bsky.social
I spend a lot of time thinking about what my Taskmaster task uniform would be.
January 14, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I spend a lot of time thinking about what my Taskmaster task uniform would be.
My coworker added Heated Rivalry to the agenda for our 1:1 today. She is my kind of people.
January 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
My coworker added Heated Rivalry to the agenda for our 1:1 today. She is my kind of people.
One funny Heated Rivalry Canadianism I’ve had to explain more than once is that, yes, it is a “cottage” no matter how big it is. They’re not just being funny. And if you’re on the west coast it’s a cabin.
January 13, 2026 at 3:41 PM
One funny Heated Rivalry Canadianism I’ve had to explain more than once is that, yes, it is a “cottage” no matter how big it is. They’re not just being funny. And if you’re on the west coast it’s a cabin.
My coworker just took shared credit for something I did “we did xyz” when it was ONLY me and I can’t be bothered to call her out but I’m pissed.
January 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
My coworker just took shared credit for something I did “we did xyz” when it was ONLY me and I can’t be bothered to call her out but I’m pissed.
Do Americans not know what a piece of shit Kevin O’Leary is or do they just not care?
Wait I probably already know the answer to this.
Wait I probably already know the answer to this.
January 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Do Americans not know what a piece of shit Kevin O’Leary is or do they just not care?
Wait I probably already know the answer to this.
Wait I probably already know the answer to this.
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@mark-carney.bsky.social Why are you allowing a tool that creates child pornography to exist in Canada? Surely we draw the line on free speech somewhere before "creating unlimited, violent child pornography". Or is kiddie porn a Liberal value now? Do something.
January 12, 2026 at 3:05 AM
@mark-carney.bsky.social Why are you allowing a tool that creates child pornography to exist in Canada? Surely we draw the line on free speech somewhere before "creating unlimited, violent child pornography". Or is kiddie porn a Liberal value now? Do something.
I don’t follow sports but I hate Soldier Field for deeply personal reasons so by default their football team should lose.
January 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I don’t follow sports but I hate Soldier Field for deeply personal reasons so by default their football team should lose.
How is it that in a world where there are a thousand different travel pillow options a Squishmallow is better than all of them?
January 11, 2026 at 2:23 AM
How is it that in a world where there are a thousand different travel pillow options a Squishmallow is better than all of them?