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Marissa
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Lifelong, lowly civil servant. Baby wranglin’.
Always playing the long game.
📍The Heights
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ICE OUT
Full Bad Bunny speech
February 2, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Giving our baby yogurt always makes him look like the paint grandpa meme
January 28, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US. www.wired.com/story/tiktok...
TikTok Is Now Collecting Even More Data About Its Users. Here Are the 3 Biggest Changes
According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US.
www.wired.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Time for a national general strike.
January 24, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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Minneapolis says no to ICE.
January 23, 2026 at 10:51 PM
We gotta stop giving Er*ka K*rk attention. Like, why is there a Newsweek feature on her?
January 24, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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One of Biden’s and the Democrats’ worst decisions was this law to force-sell the only non-silicon valley social platform to a coalition of Trump allies. Just titanically poor judgement very explicitly aimed at censoring pro-Palestine speech that will now be used to censor all liberal speech instead.
January 23, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I know I’m a real adult now because I recorded an acceptable work voicemail greeting in one take
January 21, 2026 at 8:42 PM
We had dinner with one of our conspiracy Thanksgiving Uncles™️ (or in this case aunts) last night and she was really in a tizzy about Somalians and “Elon Omar” 🤔😭
January 17, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Content of the article: Trump says he would like to cancel the midterms

How Reuters promotes it on social media:
January 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
January 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Oh wow, a racist cop?! In Ohio?! 🙄🥱
January 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
$2 billion more for bombs and slave patrol, i guess
Trump administration sends letter wiping out addiction, mental health grants
The Trump administration sent hundreds of letters Tuesday terminating federal grants supporting mental health and drug addiction services. The cuts could total as much as $2 billion.
www.npr.org
January 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
My reddit got hacked this morning and someone started posting nsfw furry content. I assume it was karma for this joke
I made an ACNH mod that makes villagers who don’t eat oranges slightly scurvier #pirate
January 14, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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“Be not afraid.”
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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More training isn't going to fix the ethnic cleansing squad! The problem is that we employ an ethnic cleansing squad that attracts the type of people who would want to be part of an ethnic cleansing squad!
January 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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If there are *any* Democrats in Congress who will still vote to keep funding this administration when it is using that money to terrorize our cities and refusing to allow congressional representatives their clear right to observe their activities, then those reps need to be primaried into retirement
I was just denied access to the ICE processing center at the Whipple Building.

Members of Congress have a legal right and constitutional responsibility to conduct oversight where people are being detained.

The public deserves to know what is taking place in ICE facilities.
JUST NOW: Huge mass of agents in a standoff, weapons drawn as Reps. Ilhan Omar, Angie Craig, and Kelly Morrison attempt to conduct congressional oversight at the Whipple Building, which has been HQ for thousands of ICE agents.

@zeteo.com
January 10, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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If you find being filmed antagonizing you shouldn't enter a public service, end of.
Have I ? Both the women in this video could have had a completely different outcome if they respected the ICE agent..if you are filming him then you are antagonising him, end of.
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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"It's shameful that the government can come out and lie about what happened when there's video and witnesses who have all come out and disputed what the government is saying."

Warriors coach Steve Kerr was asked about the ICE shooting in Minneapolis. Here are his full comments:
January 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I made an ACNH mod that makes villagers who don’t eat oranges slightly scurvier #pirate
January 9, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Is there anyone less likable than JD Vance? He genuinely has no one. From dismissing his roots as “white trash” to failing to honor or protect his wife or children as POC. He’s the biggest fucking loser
January 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM