lord kinbote
@minndb.bsky.social
Founder of the Fresca Phanatics club
Roseville, Minn.
Roseville, Minn.
(60 seconds after I see my young child for the first time after accidentally leaving him home alone for days to fight off burglars) gee we should buy some milk
December 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
(60 seconds after I see my young child for the first time after accidentally leaving him home alone for days to fight off burglars) gee we should buy some milk
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
I wish my dryer had a setting called “dry the clothes until they are actually fully dry”
December 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I wish my dryer had a setting called “dry the clothes until they are actually fully dry”
I experienced Ultimate Dad Joy when I saw the titles of 2 Steely Dan albums in NYT Connections today
December 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I experienced Ultimate Dad Joy when I saw the titles of 2 Steely Dan albums in NYT Connections today
What’s wrong with me
I think you’re crazy
Want a second opinion
You’re also lazy
I think you’re crazy
Want a second opinion
You’re also lazy
December 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
What’s wrong with me
I think you’re crazy
Want a second opinion
You’re also lazy
I think you’re crazy
Want a second opinion
You’re also lazy
In 2026 I will observe the 20-year anniversary of that time I dropped a bowl of chili at work
December 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
In 2026 I will observe the 20-year anniversary of that time I dropped a bowl of chili at work
It’s too bad Snakes On A Plane didn’t spawn a whole franchise. Snakes On A Train, Snakes On A Bus, Snakes On A Carnival Cruise Ship, Snakes In A 2004 Dodge Durango, what-have you
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It’s too bad Snakes On A Plane didn’t spawn a whole franchise. Snakes On A Train, Snakes On A Bus, Snakes On A Carnival Cruise Ship, Snakes In A 2004 Dodge Durango, what-have you
Do you remember the lighthearted days of the early aughts, when we cared about neither the young folks talking about their young style nor the old folks talking about their old style too
December 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Do you remember the lighthearted days of the early aughts, when we cared about neither the young folks talking about their young style nor the old folks talking about their old style too
- What the hell is this
- When did it become normal to abbreviate something this way
- I did not consent to this
- When did it become normal to abbreviate something this way
- I did not consent to this
December 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
- What the hell is this
- When did it become normal to abbreviate something this way
- I did not consent to this
- When did it become normal to abbreviate something this way
- I did not consent to this
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manger full of waffle fries with three wise dippin’ sauces
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
manger full of waffle fries with three wise dippin’ sauces
Fuck this guy
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Trump supporter and ‘MyPillow Guy' Mike Lindell says he's running for Minnesota governor in 2026.
@apnews.com #MNgov
@apnews.com #MNgov
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Fuck this guy
Refreshing that Time’s “Person of the Year” is not some rich dumbfuck, as usual, but rather a large group of rich dumbfucks
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Refreshing that Time’s “Person of the Year” is not some rich dumbfuck, as usual, but rather a large group of rich dumbfucks
What is it about the conservative brain that makes it stop maturing at age 11
December 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
What is it about the conservative brain that makes it stop maturing at age 11
There is one solution for Andrew Tate and it kind it rhymes with “mullet”
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
There is one solution for Andrew Tate and it kind it rhymes with “mullet”
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
The first sign I noticed that AI is bunk was when my work “upgraded” to an AI-powered search engine for the company intranet a couple years ago. It was significantly worse than the old system and still has not gotten any better
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The first sign I noticed that AI is bunk was when my work “upgraded” to an AI-powered search engine for the company intranet a couple years ago. It was significantly worse than the old system and still has not gotten any better
I hope all these guys starve to death because ChatGPT goes down and they can’t figure out how to feed themselves
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I hope all these guys starve to death because ChatGPT goes down and they can’t figure out how to feed themselves
The best indication that your baseball team should avoid a free agent is seeing a headline saying the Angels are interested in him
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The best indication that your baseball team should avoid a free agent is seeing a headline saying the Angels are interested in him
Have you ever noticed that the Houston Rockets have the worst logo in the history of professional sports
We are 28.8 percent of the way through the NBA regular season.
So it’s time for our writer, Law Murray, to grade teams based on their progress so far.
So it’s time for our writer, Law Murray, to grade teams based on their progress so far.
December 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Have you ever noticed that the Houston Rockets have the worst logo in the history of professional sports
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tripped on a root this morning as i was haunting the mists and some of the townsfolk friggin saw me fall down
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
tripped on a root this morning as i was haunting the mists and some of the townsfolk friggin saw me fall down
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
(kissing my wife) that one was from Burl Ives
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
(kissing my wife) that one was from Burl Ives
The anachronisms in Stranger Things drive me nuts. Nobody said “shared trauma” in the ‘80s
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The anachronisms in Stranger Things drive me nuts. Nobody said “shared trauma” in the ‘80s